Wednesday, April 24, 2024

Hill-Wood calm on RVP as Podolski undertakes medical

Peter Hill-Wood believes that star striker Robin van Persie is happy at the Emirates and will not be driven by financial gain when contract talks open with the Gunners hierarchy in the summer.

Taking a swipe at the likes of Samir Na$ri and Emmanuel Adebayor, the long-standing club chairman remarked:

“I think Robin and his family are very happy in London and I don’t think he is solely motivated by money as some players are.”

The long-standing chairman also took the time to chat about possible summer transfer activity trotting out the usual line:

“If we find the right person for the right position we are happy to buy. We have got enough to pay anything but silly prices.”

While Van Persie’s future remains somewhat up in the air, it looks as though Lukas Podolski’s proposed move to the Emirates is moving nearer with the Daily Star claiming Arsenal sent officials to Germany yesterday to conduct his medical.

Given the fact both Yossi Benayoun and Mikel Arteta were signed without any tests, due to time constraints on deadline day, its heartening to see us taking the necessary precautions this time.

Podolski doesn’t have a particularly worrying injury record, although Mark van Bommel did once nobble him (typical spiteful prick) during a training session while he was on the books at Bayern Munich which left him sidelined for a while.

The perma-permed Dutchman obviously backs himself, as you can see from the picture above ‘Prince Poldi’ doesn’t take any shit; that’s him throttling his own manager at the weekend after he was sent-off (somewhat harshly) for a head-butt.* Arseblog News can’t seeing him doing that to Arsene Wenger…
*He’s not actually throttling boss Stale Solbakken, he’s trying to demonstrate how his opponent had wound him up.

 

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Artetics

It would be great to see him square up with Barton.

Ally Shaw

Sadly, Barton will be in the Championship next season.

Iceman

Sadly my arse

Dustin

In what way is that sad?

Cromulus

Only in the way that he won’t be strangled by someone from The Arsenal

alistair

Probably 2 red cards if they’re together.

marcus

podolski is not dutch…..he is actually Polish…but has a german nationality thanks to his granny in some german woods and plays his national footy for ze deutsch

BillyBatts

What happened to Nana Podolski in those woods…? o_O

DB

The “perma-permed Dutchman” refers to van Bommel.

Pedantic Dave

He’s also not exactly prema-permed either. Looks like AA had a brain freeze

More pedantic than pedantic Dave Dave

Not sure what “prema” permed means. . . .

Ajax

That sure was pedantic of you, More pedantic than pedantic Dave Dave.

bob's your uncle

he was talking about van bommel btw.

Master Bates

what a nice guy ,massaging his Boss’ neck

BTW , he was describing ,that the opposition player grabbed his neck . True Story. and oh he is German I think ,not a dutchman ,okay he is also Polish

Midfield Corporal

I’m a quarter welsh……oh the shame!

Fed up of Barca

me too

AFC

On the pitch he’s German since he does score on penalties.

Fussiball

Lukas Podolski is not Polish. He was born in Poland into an ethnic German family and received the German citizenship (two years old) in 1987, after his family moved (“back”) to Germany.

His move to Arsenal is a good choice. As a German, I always thought, Podolski would sooner or later play in EPL. Good luck to him and Arsenal!!!

Akul

Dunno whether the daily mail can be believed for stuff. Just a few days back they cooked up some shit along the lines of ‘Alex Song to leave Arsenal; Wenger eyeing M’villa as replacement’.

Master Bates

It’s the Daily Star , and these rumours can only be trusted if they are positive

eddymc2

Rafa Honigstein on Twitter yesterday gave reason[s] as to why the news was probably trustworthy.

pmh

@ Artetics

No chance for Podolski. Barton is still English and unblamable in British mass media’s point of view. Arsenal’s till a weak club in terms of football politics which is a heap of shit.

etteJ

I thought Podolski was German with some Polish DNA?

SamPye

As long as there’s no danger of him having “Barca DNA” then I’m happy!!

A quality signing and looking quite likely. A couple more additions and clearing some dead wood from the squad is all that’s needed. No great overhaul.

AMURICAH

I thought Arteta was spanish with lego hair dna

Naija Gunner

Until then…we wait for the actual announcement and arrival of Poldi.

And what a character he is grabbing his manager’s neck like that, our own Wenger won’t take shit from his players.

TheSkins

Like someone above said, I think he was describing what the opposition player did to him, rather than trying to throttle his manager.

Pretty interesting image out of context though!

eddymc2

Heh…as interesting as one ESPN just LOVE to use where The Twitch appears to be giving Modric the finger.

TAMCK

He’s asking for the guy’s clothes, boots and motorcycle.

ramgooner

wenger is too tall for poldi to grab him by his neck.may be he’ll go for the balls.ermm…im talking about football.

Arsene McLovin

It’s so nice to have a quality transfer “almost” done & dusted miles before deadline day. We definitely should do this more often.

Gooneropolis

RVP likes to rough it up with fellow countrymen and Podolski likes to grab his boss by the throat.

I foresee a spirited, badass partnership up front in Arsenal’s future.

Torgeir

“that’s him throttling his own manager at the weekend after he was sent-off”

Well, it was not quite like that. They actually have a very good relation (Podolski and Solbakken). Often Podolski runs over to celebrate with his manager after scoring goals this season. This picture is taken when Podolski are demonstrating to Solbakken what the referee mistankely saw him do.

SmokingGunner

Has everyone forgotten that our dear writer has a sense of humour? Whats with all these “those facts are wrong” comment!

Wilfred

Wait till the deal is officially announced by Arsenal FC. After this don’t be surprised reverts to buying 18 to 20 yr olds with enormous potential.

Midfield Corporal

I really don’t get PHW always talking to the Daily Star, it’s so far removed from an Arsenal style paper it’s unbelievable. I would expect us to release info through the Guardian or PHW through the Telegraph. I’ve heard he has links to Brian Woolnough at The Star, perhaps he should tell him not to do that annoying fake laugh just before his introduction on The Sunday Supplement- (ha ha ha….welcome to another Sunday Supplement where we’ll be discussing some shit we made up yesterday to sell some papers, spending half an hour talking man Utd because they have the… Read more »

Midfield Corporal

“game” not fame.

Midfield Corporal

….fucking iPhone

the only sam is nelson

it is a bit fucking odd, isn’t it?

it’s not even as if the daily star was once a respectable, credible journal in decades gone by (like for example the express and mirror once were) so we can’t be putting it down to PHW’s advanced years. baffling.

Mooro

PHW likes the Star bingo apparently.

Midfield Corporal

Ha ha, I can just imagine Sir Peter Hill-Wood, chairman of The Arsenal Football Club, sat in the boardroom checking his bingo numbers in the Daily Star.

ilya

You should see these commentators we in America have to deal with on Fox Soccer Channel (one of only 2 channels that play football exclusively), they’re supposed to be experts but they’re constantly mispronouncing simple names, contributing 0 insight, and, in the case of some noname x-geordie Warren Barton, being blatantly biased for and against certain teams. That shit is sooo annoying. I would love to have their job but noooo Rupert Murdoch needs to hire the most incompetent gaggle of assholes possible

TAMCK

That may be true. But at least you get RAY HUDSON.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gS6Np-g_h5w

Lord_triplee

Stop blaming the iPhone all the time you little cunt!

@midfield corpral

Tacklr

Leave the lad alone you ‘orrible creature.

Midfield Corporal

Witty

ilya

Wtf? He’s joking around right

Midfield Corporal

Perhaps it’s Brian Woolnough himself taking offence at my original comment. I assume it’s actually a pre pubescent Spud.

JVC

@ Lord_triplee

Sorry we really didn’t know you worked in the Apple factory.

SmokingGunner

Lu, lu, lu. Lucas Podolski.

Midfield Corporal

I can’t stop singing that bloody song, it’s so bad it’s good.

Camilla

Ah, damn you. Now I’ve got that song stuck in my head again…

TAMCK

ES GIBT EINEN FUßBALLGOTT!

The Arsenalolic

Great news for a great club
in arsenal i trust
Lukas will be a great add to our current squad with Jack returning from injury and Gotze also part will deffo be unstoppable.

Thorough

If we conduct a medicals now, do we still have to conduct another one when he officially signs? If he picks up another injury won’t our medicals be made a mincement of? Or is it just to know that he doesnt have a deepseated problem that will make him prone to injury a la Diaby’s ankle and Heagreaves knee? Someone enlighten me please.

Comedian

Ok he had a medical.
Is he gonna be playing for the reserves tonight? Didnt daily bollocks report that?

Eddie

*Samir Na$ri and Emmanuel AdeBUYor!

goonero

answers to “what are two synonyms for cunt”, joey barton and john terry would also have been accepted

Voldermort

Just hope by hill wood saying that rvp is not driven by money that they don’t insult him with a low offer and try to play on his loyalty.
Also I doubt that podolski is having a medical.
For what point? The bloke has many games left yet. People seems to want to pick and choose what press reports they believe. Anything positive must be true, something negative and it’s thumbs down and getting slaughtered.

ilya

Thats psychology for you; the brain is more likely to imbrace an idea if it doesn’t conflict with your desires and I don’t see how its surprising that fans like positive reports over negative ones. Don’t think arsenal fans are as manic-depressive as a certain vocal minority will have us believe (talking about the haters here, there’s always at least one on each Arsenal comments section talking some shite to ruin the good mood)

Nick

With months away from the transfer re-opening it would definitely be to our advantage to properly evaluate Podolski medically. The last minute efforts at the end of last summer will surely not be repeated. Knowing Arsene’s distate for price inflation from tournaments I’m hoping/counting on most if not all transfer dealings to be completed before Euro.

I think the biggest condition to the Podolski transfer is that we qualify for the CL. Supposedly the contract “offer” will be void if we were to fail to qualify.

HirooNakamura

Jamie Sanderson of Younggunsblog wrote on twitter today that he doesnt believe the “medical for podolski”-news to be true as clubs are still talking

Tom Boulton

Lukas Podolski is the type of quality signing Wenger has made periodically throughout his tenure. I think it signals a return to the transfer policy of days gone by, where Dein, despite his current absence, walked hand in hand with Wenger to create a formidably talented scouting, negotiating and all round transfer team.

Long Live The Arsenal.

Midfield Corporal

I hope we are going to review our ‘Welcome Pack’ for all new foreign signings, we don’t want a repeat of the Suarez incident, no-one told the poor boy you can’t shout racist bile at black people in this country like you can quite innocently in South America. Last thing we need is Prince Poldi trying to annex Wales, although I think we’ve already done that.

Camilla

‘Negrito’ translates more into “mate” than it does to “nigger” or other racist bile.

Suarez is still a cunt though.

Midfield Corporal

Would it only be used with reference to a black person though? If that’s so I guess it still can be derogatory.

But I guess the point is he is a cunt as you say.

Lord Teddy Ears

Negrito translate into a small black person it does not translate into mate dont try and cover for a racist

Jasonissimo

It’s a poor translation that hews to literal meanings word-for-word.

Charlie

He’s not motivated by money solely phw, he’s motivated by the desire to succeed, and the club have to show him that they have the ambition to be a title-winning side, not just a top 4 candidate.

With poldi

Charlie

He’s not motivated by money solely phw, he’s motivated by the desire to succeed, and the club have to show him that they have the ambition to be a title-winning side, not just a top 4 candidate.

With poldi though, they’re on the right track. One more signing for me (goetze- any day of the week) and we’ll be back in contention. No major surgery required for me. We got our defence sorted imo. We need one more creative player in midfield, and an extra striker!!

Rob'67

Pretty much agree except I’d still want some of the deadwood removed and I’d hate to see Vertongen at Spurs. Much rather see him with us.

JVC

Fucking iPhone? 😉

Lol

andrew

For me he looks like vanPersie so that should scare any defence in the PL

Voldermort

Of course the medical thing isn’t true. Use common sense. Is there any point in giving a medical to a bloke who still has a quarter of his domestic league to play. Can’t understand the shit that people believe.
It’s season ticket time for fucks sake and by pure coincidence we have the old eatonian himself saying rvp is going to stay in the daily star.
Please people calm down. if we sign anyone and it’s a big if, it won’t and cannot be confirmed until the window opens. My head hurts already and the poxy windows is months away.

ilya

3 options for you; 1) Don’t take other people’s percieved gullibility personally (or so seriously). 2) Get a perscription to some anti-anxiety medication (Xanax, Clonopin, etc.) 3) Start smoking weed regularly

Sean

Offsideybayor and cuntir Na$ri

Voldermort

Ilya. Cheers il try all three.

ilya

Wise decision. Its worked for me personally lol

Rob'67

And everything was going so well !!!!!

When Hill-Wood opens his mouth in the Daily Star the vultures can be seen circling overhead. He was giving the “I’m confident he’s staying” approach with Cesc and Nasri as well, last season.

It’s enough to drive you to drink and if I could get the Daily Star to foot the bill,- just like he does – I’d do just that !

critic

Lu Lu Lu lukas podolski…
Lu Lu Lu lukas podolski…

Tenzo

Are you guys noticing something? If we get Podolski and Gotze, as well as that Vertonghen, we will have a ridiculous amount of depth, and fuck ‘a trophy’ we’ll be able to compete for far more. It’ll also be a wonderful mix between experience and youth. Alex Song, at 25 is a senior player, heck, even Wilshere can be considered senior. Then Arteta, Rosicky, mix in Ryo, Coq (who I think is a brilliant all round talent) Gotze and Podolski (if we get them) The Ox, Theo, RvP, Gervinho and AA (if they pull their socks up) Vermaelen and Koscielny… Read more »

Jasonissimo

There is no way on god’s green earth the Arsenal will sign all of those players. We’d be looking at an expenditure of > 60 million pounds before you factor in wages. In recent memory we have only come close to that last summer. But then we recouped most of last summer’s outlay by selling 3 first team players. We are not figuring to sell first team players this summer. Unless, of course, we sell AA23 and *gulp* RvP to fund these buys. #realitycheck Let’s assume Podolski’s deal is all but signed. Maybe then one of Goetze or Vertonghen arrives,… Read more »

critic

It’s a good idea by daily star. I mean, go for medical before the transfer window opens. May be he will be the 1st signing by any team outside of the transfer window. Daily star is going to make history.

dejilinho

I would like to see Podolski grab Alan ‘Cunt’ Pardew, Martin ‘Cunt’ O’Neill, Tony ‘Cunt’ Pubis, Kenny ‘Cunt’ Daglish in the nuts, Welcome to The Arsenal.

JVC

o_O

JVC

The way i see it is simple. Arsene wants to sign Goldi Poldi before the price inflation of the Euros, so we have to get the negotiations done and contracts signed now. And if we are going to get any contracts signed now a medical is mandatory. If he fails a medical at the end of the season we wnt be able to go back to Cologne and cancel the deal, thats part of the risk we are taking to avoid the price inflation. I usually scoff at the Daily Star and PHW, but this is one I believe. True… Read more »

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