Thursday, August 18, 2022

Wenger: Giroud’s good, strong body attracted me

Arsene Wenger has confirmed that he was attracted to Olivier Giroud because the Frenchman is a physically imposing unit who stands a good chance of bullying the innards out of opponents.

Top scorer in Ligue 1 last year, the striker led the line for unfancied Montpellier as they stunned big-spending rivals on their way to a first ever title.

While Gunners fans got a glimpse of the muscle-bound hitman during Euro 2012, it’s fair to say that a lack of playing time meant he missed out on an opportunity to show his full potential.

Making use of terms which, taken deliberately out of context (as done in the title…sue me) look decidedly homo-erotic, the boss told Arsenal Player, presumably in a smoky room with Serge Gainsbourg’s “Je t’aime…moi non plus” playing in the background, that he was expecting a great deal from his new man.

“He [Giroud] has a good, strong body and I feel he has qualities that are needed in our squad. Hopefully he can show that.

“I bought him because he’s a real centre forward and he is an intelligent player.

“He is a player who developed late and I feel he can integrate in the way we play football and add something to the way we play because he is good in the air.”

Let’s just hope Giroud’s diamond eyes, cheeky smile, abs of steel, carefully coiffed hair and Gallic charm can do it on a wet, cold, Tuesday night in Stoke.

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Patch

Woof!

Dan

I’l be carrying lotion for each and every one of arsenals game.

*gets coat.

EboueForPrimeMinister

I find this lad disturbingly easy to masturbate to.

Vick

Gay Jokes aren’t funny, cum on guys!

ShuggieTodd

This guy is fucking cool. A shrewd buy.

ShuggieTodd

I quote “Arsene Wenger has confirmed that he was attracted to Olivier Giroud”. First line of the article! Wonder what the love would’ve been like, had he signed for Brighton?

Dan

@shuggietod, I’m guessing he would have invited him over for pancakes and the infamous cup of tea and muffins. Haha, wenger is such a darling.

Dan

I saw a man at the beach yelling “Help,
shark! Help!” I just laughed, I knew that
shark wasn’t going to help him.

Happy Gunner

I was going to make a gay joke, butt fuck it.

Ref

Juggling soap in prison, cause’ your a
fearless bastard.

Lol.

Eric Irish gunner

If Scores goals for us could’ ent give a fuck

Good Omens

Am I the only one seeing Action Man in his 1970’s plastic underpants ?

ETID

Yep

Good Omens

To age is a terrible thing. 🙂

Xav

I’m sensing some love here. You wenger you.

Paobing

Would be interesting to hear hoe Santos describes his new team mate

Ref

So wenger sees it too. Bet he enjoys just sitting there watching him train, sweat, flex his muscles and at the end of trainning, offers him a bottle of water to cool down……..wait a minute.

king_bilo

Pause

sancho panza

Andre santos wants giroud 1st 😛

*Smokin'Gunner*

Reliable sources have me believing our new walk out music for next season will be: Marvin Gaye – Lets get it on.

RedRich

Hubba Hubba.

Richie

Hehe look out for extended training sessions Oliver.

Ref

Today has been quite a rush wouldn’t you say?

gunnerjoe

After seeing that picture of Giroud I am off to join a gym after my dinner.

Comedian

I bet you did the same thing when you saw the wolverine.

gunnerjoe

No just had some more dinner.

big black clock

I don’t think Koscielny and Santos will be too happy about this..

MyArsenalView

He’s both gonna score their wives and our goals at stoke.

Gary

I would willingly give my wife to giroud.
Get in there giroud.

Arseblood

Santos: Oh, I’ve dropped the soap!
Giroud: Allow me to get that for you, mon amie.
Santos: thank you, my gay
Giroud: ooh….I’ve scored.

Gary

No, not this one.

Merlin's Panini

too much… news… brain… exploding.

What the eff

Terry tries to sleep with Giroud’s wife/girlfriend.

She says “Are you serious.”

ramgooner

im gonna google giroud wife/girlfriend now.
someone here needs to make a list of arsenal WAGS.

Gutbukkit Deffrolla

I think he chose her to make him look prettier 🙁

Gutbukkit Deffrolla

I can be sooo cruel. Old age can do the jealousy thing to you when you see pretty young people doing stuff you remember enjoying (smiling without having to hide your teeth, sitting without pain, walking around, that other thing I’ve forgotten the name of… )

Gutbukkit Deffrolla

She says “Fuck off. I’m not a lesbian, and I don’t do ugly”

SallyMoose

I’m in love.

CAGooner

I’m sure this has nothing to do with anything, but…. Recently I read that English football fans seem to like their English players to be ugly–witness Wayne Rooney.

big black clock

You can leave out English Arsenal fans at that. All of Arsenal’s english players are dashing.

Gutbukkit Deffrolla

Except Koscielny. He’s a bit plain.

garyfootscrayaustralia

Seems that mature – aged ladies of the night like their English footballers ugly too.

Bunburyist

I don’t care if he never scores a single goal for Arsenal.

He had me at hello.

Holdin Mygroin

this is gay as fuck

Dan

Oh i’m totally gay for giroud alright.
A threesome of him, rvp and me. Rvp holding back my hair as I gaze into girouds eyes…….

I did not just say that

CAGooner

Good thing cyberspace in anonymous!

Red and White Stripey Socks

That’s to much!

mygirlfriend

Would you put yours inside RVP’s mouth?

Dan

Rvp has a dirty cuntish mouth, so no.

Gutbukkit Deffrolla

You did just say that, and what is said cannot be unsaid.

You are now “Dan Sandwich”

big black clock

no homo…phobe

AMURICAH

I had a really good gay joke butt fuck it.

Gutbukkit Deffrolla

Will I see this joke a third time before I reach the bottom of the page?

walter the gunner

compares with lord van pizza grey hair!!!..#drops dead laughing

destinorth

Reading the article with “je t’aime” playing in the background made my day. Can’t help imagining the coils of smoke from Arsene’s french cigarillo as he looks over the … team sheet

why is my name required

Geee roooo!!!!

Maddo

That young man picture makes me very happy

HomoErectus

You gays are homo’s!

Dan

Actually we’re not, we’re just a bunch of enthusiastic arsenal fans having a play with words. You should try it.

thw14

I think he mightve been trying the same

wengerson

Does his body attract every young one already?

mygirlfriend

I keep telling my girlfriend to check his photos out and always show her PICTURES, because she’s a half arsenal fan and half doesn’t give a damn about football.

Vick

Butt seriously, cum on, gay jokes
aren’t funny.

Trimi

Ooooo la la

garyfootscrayaustralia

My sister used to date a bloke that ended up on the front cover of the UK edition of Men’s Health, and she used to drool silly over Freddie in his CK’s, so I imagine Mr. Giroud will be to her taste….especially as she’s 100% Arsenal

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Comedian

Giroud to star in christopher nolan’s next .

Wale

Yesterday we were butt fucked with news, now we ain’t getting any?

Higher Runcorn gooner

My prob is after 2 years been shafted,certain players seem to think that they can come back to the arse.wenger too soft.once gone,no return .ie:van Persie once gone,gone baby

Johnnycakes

Hay boys,any one know the odds on this hunk been top prem scorer?

Crispy

Since Bobby left , I’ve all but retired my swoon but Oli’ ………… (fainted with a semi)

Gutbukkit Deffrolla

Blood Transfusion for Mister Crispy!!

Bigdreep

Choi. Dis is serious, Wenger must gat vaseline beside em now. Lol.

[…] by the way, new signing Olivier Giroud, is Adonis with abs of steel… or something.  He is quite the handsome man.  Good thing he didn’t hang around with […]

big black clock

Giroud for president

Gutbukkit Deffrolla

Finally we get a proper replacement for Freddie Ljungberg.

gunner

good lad

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