As always our good friends at kickoff.co.uk have provided us with another one of their fantastic Premier League infographics, ahead of our trip to Mordor tomorrow.
Click on the image below to expand it and see all the statty goodness it provides.
Some selected odds from Paddy Power:
First goalscorer: Olivier Giroud 6/1 : Lukas Podolski 6/1 : Theo Walcott 8/1 : Per Mertesacker 40/1
To win: Stoke 5/2 — Arsenal 11/10 : draw 12/5
Fastest Arsenal player: Andre Santos 1/130
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What are you waiting for?
Cuntiest cunt: Shawcross, R – 1/eleventybazillion
Haha you beat me to it!
Biggest Cunt on the pitch: Ryan Shawcross 1/1000
First throw in- Rory Delap.1/1
post match ranting by Pulis (after his american fooball team is beaten)- 7/1
Fuck off the shawcross, come on the arsenal.
A win would really do it for me, no compromises, just get outta there with our heads right up there.
I reckon that hat wearing mongrel is now feeding his players raw meat in cages, preparing them appropriately for the war ahead. The leader of the pack, shawcross is in some corner sniffing on a sweat drenched ramsey shirt, come sunday they will all be set loose. Go!
Ha ha, he’s probably prodding them with a stick to get them riled, like Bricktop does in Snatch.
I’m so confident that we’ll beat Stoke, they think they can beat us and will go for it! And if that happens they’ll get a hell of a beating.
I really hope we destroy them.
in the face.
they already have destroyed faces.
Let’s go fuck them up. Come on you Gunners, really need a win on Sunday.
Just rubbed something… Put your bet on BFG for the first goal. I’ll refund you if you lose.
and shawcross never even wanted to play for wales, which makes coleman’s cunty shit stirring even more crap:
so thanks for making your captain ramsey’s life even more difficult and even more unpleasant every time we play stoke, mr chris coleman, thanks a million
That’s his international career over so because he won’t get offered one by anyone else the cunt
and please, mr referee, when they commit foul after foul can you please give them a yellow card this time, instead of the usual “oh, it’s stoke, that’s just the way they play”
If we lose or even draw tomorrow I’ll be throwing abuse towards the board yet again. But if we do lose- there’s even more evidence we’re a few players short of a title shot.
However I’m going for a 3-2 win. COYG!
Is it just me or is this weekend taking forever? Can’t wait to see Carzola run rings round that ugly Cunt..Shawcross! *Spits*
Don’t normally get too excited about our trips to mordor but I am hoping that I will get to see the BFG throw his height and weight around and send a few of Pubis’ little darlings scuttling off the pitch
I guess Jamie Redknapp was right, we’re not top 4, wer’e playing junior league with Liverpool, Everton, Newcastle andu Sp*rs. Sad.