Wenger: The world don’t move to the beat of just one drum

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A layman (not Lehmann) might say that Santi Cazorla, Lukas Podolski and, to a lesser extent, Olivier Giroud, have taken to life at Arsenal like ducks to water.

Arsene Wenger, being Le Prof and all, prefers to compare their intuitive understanding of his football philosophy to that of talented musicians instantly recognising the nuances of a piece of music.

“All of our summer signings have already shown they have the Arsenal attitude,” he wrote in his weekly blog for Eurosport.

“Initially because they work a lot in training, but especially because good players adapt well, and have an instinct for what to do at a specific moment.

“It is like if you play a portion of music to excellent musicians – they understand very quickly how to play it, and here it is something similar.”

Lauding all three of his summer acquisitions for their dedication in training, the boss stressed that it will not be long before French striker Giroud matches the impact of his German and Spanish cohorts.

“Giroud has already played several matches, but to see him at his best, it is necessary to give him a bit of time.

“We were happy with how he played in the Champions League against Montpellier, but for the first goal it was a change of position from Lukas Podolski which made the difference.

Detailing the specifics of a goal which he watched unfold from a seat high up at the Stade de la Mosson, Wenger continued:

“He changed position and Giroud was able to play him in. It was a move which is based on our identity: a move between the lines, based on movement and technique.

“Before all that, there were about 15 phases. Then one is likely to bring Podolski in a position to shoot, and in those situations he is deadly.”

Arseblog News did remark before the season began that our new boys were a bit like a boyband; Giroud the muscle-bound dancer, Podolski the icy bad boy and Cazorla the stumpy one with all the talent. We’re willing to abandon this now because it means comparing Arsene Wenger to Simon Cowell – nobody deserves that.

Instead, we shall allow Arsene to cast himself as Le Conducteur teaching the new boys how to play their respective instruments.

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Ebouefan

Van Persie played the flute.

Smokin'Gunner

And no one wants a long flute solo

Jack Jumblies

He meant skin flute. A ruddy nosed gum chomper of a woodwind.

Wale

Did barca play the cecsophone?

Joe merto

I always thought he played the male organ

TeeCee

I wonder why he changed career to playing the pink oboe?

Smokin'Gunner

Theo is master of the triangle…

Stevie

But all he wants is a chance to show how good he is on first violin.

argonaut

He blows his own trumpet.

percyofgod

Wenger is just a genius!!!! Santi , Podolski and to an extend Giroud are proof of this!!!

LucyGooner

also those guys, what were their names? uh… the undefe– no, that’s not it. Oh, the Invincibles, that’s right!

Speaking of, anyone else hear that lovely comment by Ljungberg on MOTD 2?
“I had Lauren behind me, if anyone kicked me, he’d kick the shit out of them”

lovely stuff.

Wale

Yes ofcourse we (Arsenal) move to the beat but barca move to SONG!

Wale

Oh I meant to type.
Barca are cunts!

cedric

It’s Stade de la MOSSON, not MASSON.

lonsdale

AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Anger.
Stade de la Moose.

Jack Jumblies

The way this group is coalescing into a real team under the baton of our maestro Wenger is nothing short of thrilling.

All the haters and traitors can kiss the arse of our beloved Arse.

Wale

“Giroud has already played several matches, but
to see him at his best, it is necessary to give him
a bit of time.”

What’s that you say media?, oh fuck off. Wenger knows

I am Perry's doppelganger

Spot on. It took Dennis 8 games before his first goal. He got heaps from the press fuckwits too.

Mooro

Wha’ chew talkin about Andrew?

Diff’rent Strokes. Wot a programme that was.

the only sam is nelson

didn’t they all end up dead or working in pr0n? i’m sure there was some sort of curse meme associated with it

haha a pre interweb meme at that

Mooro

Think you’re right. Arnold went into mucky movies, Kimberley died.

Not sure about Willis.

the only sam is nelson

according to bastion of truth wikipedia willis had something of a problem with crack in his 20s. crack, and stabbing someone in the chest with a kitchen knife. although to be fair the man willis stabbed was attacking him with a sword at the time, apparnetly. also stood trial for mordagh but was aquitted.

ber-limey!

Dr Baptiste

He also saved a disabled woman’s life, so can’t be all bad.

I’m still surprised that Conrad Bain is still kicking about. He was old when I was young….

Denizo

possible capital one cup line up mannone yennaris djorou koscielny santos coquelin eisfield ramsey walcott arshavin giroud subs :eastmond martinez frimpong. Wenger knows

santi's panties

It could also be good to practice 90 minutes of 10 men only. I mean it’s not like there’s a trophy to win or anything

tonyboy

To think that the guys at talk sport radio called Cazorla “a poor man’s David Silva” on twitter. They really deserve the name “talkshite radio” although, I would not rule out the possibility that they were just looking to rile people up for cheap publicity. In that case, meh.

Midfield Corporal

It’s a sanctuary for the shock jock presenter. It’s the most base form of radio, say something outrageous and charge people to phone in and tell you you’re being outrageous….then say it again. Next week on Talkshite, is the pope a cunt, here’s Micky Quinn with his opinion.

goonerdan

Heh from the day I saw Jenkinson play for Arsenal I thought he’d be quality for us down the line. Even after the 8-2 defeat last season. Still my Arsenal mates at the start of this season said he “wasn’t good enough” Now I have a big smile on my face with the number 25 on the back of my kit ^_^

So I’m gonna say the same with Sanchez Watt and see what happens.. Lol jk

Stevie

I’m still betting on Armaury Bischoff coming good as wel….oh.

goonerdan

And this may be irrelevant to the post but I CANNOT wait for the north london derby in November

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Lulu

I’ve seen the pictures on Kickette. Giroud’s instrument is an Oboe.

Ebouefan

He can play my banjo string anytime.

Mooro

I take it he gives you the French Horn?

@bignathdog

Now the World don’t move, to the beat of just one stroke. Now it might be right for you, but that’s not the case for some. It takes, different strokes. It takes, different. Different strokes to rule the World!

Ok, I’ve cleared that out the way. Go Arsenal!

Arseblood

Van Persie plays a pink oboe.

The Loving Hands of Wenger

Hurtasacker plays the PERcussion.

Casper

I think it’s unfair to cast Mr Wenger as Simon because I don’t think he prefers those v-neck t-shirts Cowell wears. Speaking as a Yank, I have to state quite clearly that Mr Wenger has had much better partners in Bould, Banfield, and Rice than Simon has on Am Idol or Am XFactor.

Then again, Simon had the better looking Cole on his team.

Casper

So… someone out there likes Simon showing old chest hair, or thinks Cashley is more attractive than Cheryl… innnnteresting.

TeeCee

Difficult choice. One’s a stupid tart who’ll do anything for the right money and so’s the other.

Casper

Well done!

Naija Gunner

Oh, I love this Arsenal-Music!

Midfield Corporal

Seeing as we’re on a musical theme, thought I’d share this little gem with y’all. If you thought the original was good, you’ll love this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPVCLOQJhwM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

toruc macto

D nigerian contigént in arseblog ,..i hail una o! if arsenal decides to release a song it wil defo make sales, i mean we sold an ordinary one to barca for 15million.

Zyzzbrah

KSI BEAT IT

Zyzzbrah

KSI BEAT IT BEAAT ITT 😀

Wale

Citeh 2 villa 4……GET IN!!!!

hawaii gooner

Aloha! Just wanna make sure you guys realize the brilliance of Arsene. We should be so greatful to have a manager of such passion. It is obvious the players down the years he has worked with have loved him, rarely do we hear people who have met Arsene talking bad about the man. He has brought so much to Arsenal, only rivaled by SAF. He has changed an attitude of a football club and expectations are always high. I feel he will want to retire when we finally win the elusive Champions League. But when we win the league this… Read more »

Ginger

Don’t call him SAF it’s just wrong you call him a veiny nose alcoholic looking cunt

Lapidarij

“Wenger: The world don’t move to the beat of just one drum”
That’s the answer to Walcott.

veepee

Classic!!!

RodGoonerInTtown

Hahaha

Bright

wenger is definitely talking to walcott…
And passing an indirect massage about giroud ….
We’ve being dancing to the tune of the music & we’ll keep dancing !!!!!

Bright kaycee destus

i agree

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