Sunday, August 14, 2022

Walcott to miss Poland trip

Theo Walcott will miss England’s trip to Poland after picking up a chest injury during last night’s win over San Marino.

The FA have released a statement saying:

Theo Walcott has been ruled out of the FIFA World Cup qualifier with Poland on Tuesday with a chest injury.

The Arsenal forward was taken to hospital following a collision with the San Marino goalkeeper on Friday night, he was monitored overnight as a precaution and following scan results today will return to his club for further treatment.

Arsene Wenger will be hoping that there’s nothing too seriously wrong with the speedy front man but will no doubt be unhappy at the Schumacher-esque challenge that injured him in the first place.

It’s being reported that the San Marino keeper shouted ‘Hadouken!’ as he charged out of his area.

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ImarnuelAFC

Would San Marino please play the Netherland so the greedy cunty badger could be “Hadoukened”?

Stoph

I would love that!

Hassan

Theo’s top class. Got us three points in East London to add to the many games he’s saved our bacon. Hope he’s back soon

piers morgan's height

We should stop him outside the Emirates and deny him treatment until he signs da ting!

Lol jk I love Theo. He is one of my favourite players. Get well soon mate

haha sign da ting! worth another watch, thanks for reminding me

ThaatArsenalGuy

LOOL “hadouken”

Stoph

Stupid pointless qualifiers. This is the sort of thing that happens when you put multi-million pound players against a load of semi-professionals.

R18

San marino = poorest team the world has to endure watching. My pub club could dispatch them for 6 in the first half then finish them off for 10 in the second half. The fact that england found it hard to break them reflects just how they’ll struggle in the more intense stages of the competition. Baaaah!

R18

If shawcross was to be introduced then what category would he be in?. Coz he ain’t no “multi million pound player” and he’s most certainly no where near “semi proffesional.”
He’s just a twat with cuntiful bollocks for brains.

Le sausage

Poor bloke looked like he got obliterated by a lorry. One of those challenges that make you squirm. Hope he’s better soon, he’s one of our best finishers!

Runcorn Gooner

You missed the word “sometimes” at the end.It was only a short while ago he was being called all sorts of names for his finishing.
I like Theo,I want him to stay and I want him to learn .I also would like him to ditch his advisors but that it is probably one step too far

big black clock

We were forced to postpone watching Arsenal for that crap-show yesterday? Watching one side attack continuously and another side defend hopelessly for 90 mins is NOT football.

And to top it all off Theo gets injured when he was getting some good form. What if some guy had his career ended for this sorta totally pointless match?

Fucking internationals.

RichHeart

Get well soon. Would be a shame if you walk on a Bosman. The extra 25k a week that we are arguing over comes to 5m over 4 years. If you go and we spend 12m on an unknown plus wages, how is that good for Arsenal?

dink arnold

I have to agree with you, to an extent. But we have to put our foot down or the players will continue to abuse their power.

In the end, not giving in to players’ demands will end up saving us money. Maybe, I’m speculating and ass talking, but that’s what everyone does around here.

joeyk

Mistimed challenges happens every week in the premier league and if theo wants to play through the middle he going to get that alot more. Hopefully he back for norwich

joeyk

Theo should have done a gareth bale and fell over before the keeper got anywhere near him.

big black clock

Ew, no. What did you think Theo was, a Spuds player?

Gutbukkit Deffrolla

Theo should get himself one of those ‘Predator’ haircuts like Gervinho, and practice his assassin stare (which he can learn from Vermaelen) . I don’t care how small and skinny they are, no fucker will jump like that at somebody who looks crazy enough to rip out their spine in retaliation.

Frog

Can we make it a rule followed by a three day arseblog news ban for any bellend who actually types the moronic phrase ” sign da ting

R18

Oh come on you. Walcott has to sign da ting’. Don’t you agree. Arrest me arseblog, arrest me now!

Frog

So you’re the first to receive the ban for being a bellend follower of lameness. Three day ban.

R18

So then are all arsenal fans lame? coz we made this song for walcott remember?. I frankly don’t give a hootsie toots what you think. Either he signs da ting or walks da walk.

Frog

Is ting a word? I looked it up and found nu-ting. I

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I looked it up and found SUTIN!!!
Sign da TING or SUTIN!!!

dink arnold

‘Sign da ting’ has been used far less on these forums than the tiring ‘i love you gays’, and the squillaci jokes. And Theo hasn’t signed yet! Santos stopped typing gays after that first tweet and squill hasn’t been seen for months.

Frog

Ya the santos gay thing is way played out too. “sing da ting” is just plain lame as hell. At least santos actually said the gay thing. This other ahit is just pure nonsense. The rule stands.

Goonerhaea

Ya, why you lot hating… ‘Sign da ting’ is my favourite jam now, just after ‘Gangnam style’ haha… But seriously, it’s funny, it’s catchy and it gets our point across. What more can you ask for?

Spooner

I’m sure typing ‘plain lame as hell’ is at least as vapid as ‘sign da ting’, but not even remotely funny.

Frog

Man, I guess I’ve been out of London for a bit to long now. It appears the city I grew up in and loved with all my heart has been completely overrun by a bunch of mindless, jingle singing, follow along twats. What a shame. Just sign da ting lads.

Lad

GFY asap. London don’t need you.

Scooter

Well I see what your saying but walcott has to realize that he’s got to sign a contract or else he’s stuck on the sideline listening to Frimpong talk about his t-shirt line. I mean, we have Podolski, Giroud, and even Girvinho up front now. I’m not saying they’re better than him but he’s only got a year left on his contract so what can we do?

Scooter

Well I see what your saying but walcott has to realize that he’s got to sign a contract or else he’s stuck on the sideline listening to Frimpong talk about his t-shirt line. I mean, we have Podolski, Giroud, and even Girvinho up front now. I’m not saying he’s better than them but he’s only got a year left on his contract so what can we do?

Rocket Diary

I think someday we will have to stop wishing ill upon players who left us. It is very disheartening to see every other commenter wishing injury upon RVP. Whenever we wish somebody breaks a player’s leg, we bring ourselves down to the level of the very people we dislike. Vaz Te is a dick for leaving his leg trailing on Mannone, but we are not when we wish RVP or Nasri or Cole suffer. Karma is a bad boy. We all will get back what we put out. So if you dont want to send out love , dont send… Read more »

Frog

Three day ban for this kind of malarkey too. Lame

Witoldo

Well, personally, I’m rooting for Arsenal to win the treble this year and Manchester United to get nothing so we can shove it in van Persie’s face that way.

That being said, if he gets Frimponged and is out for a couple months, it would take quite the tree-hugger not to experience a good deal of schadenfreude from the ruptured testicle, leg break, or snapped Achilles. Let’s be honest with ourselves here.

Gunsen Gunner

I hope we can do the treble this year as well and leave van Persie with the golden boot just so he can prove to the little kid inside him he left for “trophies.”

Mannoneck

“It’s being reported that the San Marino keeper shouted ‘Hadouken!’ as he charged out of his area.”

More like SHOOORYUKEN!

Gunripper

Squillaci should be selected for this internationals.
Squillaci>koscienly…….He’ll link up well with mexes for own goals aplenty. Then for England.
Aaron lennon> walcott…..this tottenham scum can run himself down the wings and eventually to fucking oblivion.
Come on you decsunt and woy hodgson.!!!.

almundo

hmm wonder if he’ll turn up at stoke in jan

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Adesola

Now, what the hell does ‘Hadouken!’ mean?

Zeddington

Am I that old already?!

Good-Bloke

Hadouken is what 2 of the characters from the game Street Fighter 2 shout as they launch a fire ball from thier hands.

If you’ve never heard of, or played this game, then you need to sort that out, because it’s still awsome even after all these years.

Unlucky Theo.

R7

isn’t it funny what their statement read
“he was monitored overnight as a precaution and following scan results today will return to his club for further treatment.”
Injure the player, then send him back 2 the club….the FA is just a bunch of cunts!

Topeogeds

I genuinely lol’d at the Hadouken line!

Gingah

H-A-R-D-O-U-K-E-N!!!

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