Wednesday, April 24, 2024

Sp*rs v Arsenal – stat pack

As usual our good friends at kickoff.co.uk have provided us with another stat-packed infographic ahead of Sunday’s game against the Lilywhite window lickers.

Click the image to embiggen and get all the cromulent statty goodness.

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Micko

Looking good for us

Not so good for them 😉

HenryForever

KROENKE OUT AND QATARI ARE INNNNN !!! YES !!!

Jasonissimo

Who believes everything they read? This guy.

Rio

he was just trying to chill before derby..

was it bad?

Podolski Sklep

Time to banish the evil chimp and his denizens of darkness

THE POWER OF PIRES COMPELS YOU

chinmay

i didn’t read it, as stats mean in the 90 mins of action. Hope for a Gunner rout of the team who proudly sports the universal symbol of mockery. A chicken. The designer of that crest must’ve been a gunner, methinks..

the only sam is nelson

we should build a statue of henry norris down the park lane, that’d cheer the spuds up no end

DoubleDoubleDouble

Statue of Liberty sized, with a really smug look on his face.

the only sam is nelson

we could pay for it through public subscription and it’d be ready by 2019, ready for the funniest centenary in gooner history

oh and in answer to your other question i think it’s because they want their posts to appear near the top of the page

DoubleDoubleDouble

Yeah I know, I was being facetious. It was a roundabout way of having a dig at the person, Sir Balls does it all the time.

the only sam is nelson

i see your facetiousness and raise you a smart-arsed cunt

DoubleDoubleDouble

I’m not going to disagree with that.

the only sam is nelson

hahaha you’re just being facetious… oh, wait

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READY TO CRUSH THE HEADLESS CHICKENS WITH A FURIOUS TORRENT OF IRON CANNON BALLS.

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gunnerjoe

How about the stat that Arsenal have let in the fewest away goals in the PL how’s that for a supposed shit defense and second least over all.
Better than Manu,spurs same as Chelsea but hay were shit and they are great.

Fatgooner

Our biggest problem is that we don’t score enough goals – fact (as the Fat Spanish Waiter would say). No surprise when we only have one out-and-out striker in the entire squad.

lawley

Sp*rs is just a small club near arsenal.

vox1977

whats the answer to the santi question?? is it Nacho??

Eric Irish gunner

No but it’s a defender

Eric Irish gunner

Former gunner

Dr Baptiste

He’s bald! He’s sh*t! He gets a game when no-one’s fit!

Mikel Artekkers

A little bit of googling and you could have the answer in about 30 seconds.

Wenger's Titty Milk

It’s time to batter Arsenal’s raging pean into the chicken coup’s back door again.

c.Fierce

3-0 Spurs. You can’t handle us.

Everything else would be a huge upset, since you guys weren’t even able to beat a club like Munich of the overrated Bundesliga. Bayern would just be a midtable side in the EPL.

Jamie

I didn’t realise there were 21 spud fans, let alone 21 on arseblog. i feel sorry for you if your blogs are so shit you need to go on an arsenal one to find basic stats like these.

Lee

Okay who ordered one brainless sp*d along with 21 equally retarded, clueless, disgusting ones?. Certainly not me.

G.t.f.o!

Jamie

you know what, i think that its just one spud liking the comments on different accounts, the poor virgin soul, nothing better to do with his life than make sp*rs look like they have a fanbase.

Eric Irish gunner

Ye really overrated, there 14 points ahead of Dortmund with a game in hand, the same Dortmund who played man city of the park, and they were in two of the last 3 champions league finals, now fuck off spurs cunt

Harbinger of goon

Stat one: spurs 0 arsenal 15
Pretty much the only stat that matters. Come on you lovely reds.

GreenGooner

Arabs gonna take over The Arsenal for 1.5bil quiddd???!!!!! Oh myyyyyyy please please let it beeeeee!!!!!! Yeeeessss yesssss yessssss

Yankee Gooner

the only thing that could make Kroenke seem like a better option…

GreenGooner

Come on! Kroenke’s a fucking cunt that couldn’t get his cock up. How much did the cunt actually took out off his pocket to put in the transfer kitty? Thats right… None…. The cunt. Now take your fucking profit and cock off back to denver and never show your fucking 1800s ‘tache here again, stupid fuck.

SHADOW

jst 4get all the stats above, who wants another 5-2 thumping of spuds n a sent off for monkey boy?? give me a high 5..

DoubleDoubleDouble

Translated into English, this reads:

“Fuck Spurs”.

Grug

Fellas,

Am in London from Oz, and unfortunately missed out on tickets for the game. Best Gooner pub to watch it at?

Cheers

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