Frankfurt call off Bendtner pursuit

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In news that will shock nobody, Eintracht Frankfurt have officially given up on signing Nicklas Bendtner.

In a statement on their website, they said:

Eintracht‬ Frankfurt will not pursue the transfer of Danish striker Nicklas ‪Bendtner‬ of Arsenal FC. Despite very positive efforts of all parties involved the club decided against the transfer after weighing up all pros and cons.

SGE‬ Sporting Director Bruno Hübner: “We would like to thank ‪Arsenal‬ manager Arsene Wenger especially for the positive negotiations and good collaboration. All three parties showed great willingness to make it happen, but after all it did not come together in the end.”

Quite where that leaves Bendtner, we don’t know. Except it means he’s still an Arsenal player and yet another potential destination has gone.

Frankfurt admitted that it was a financial issue, but even with Arsenal willing to subsidise his first year’s salary, no agreement could be found.

Ultimately, it’s hard not to think this is due to Bendtner’s unwillingness to compromise on what he’d be paid by any new club. What odds on yet another deadline day loan move to a club that doesn’t really want him?

We wouldn’t bet against it.

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Gooneritis
Gooneritis
6 years ago

*flips table*

frrrred
frrrred
6 years ago
Reply to  Gooneritis

I hereby propose that NB’s acronym changes from TGSTEL to TTTWNF. “The Turd That Will Not Flush”

frrrred
frrrred
6 years ago
Reply to  frrrred

Counts as a “retweet” on my part. no? okay.
I just thought that summed up what we all think of bendtner.

Bunburyist
Bunburyist
6 years ago
Reply to  frrrred

How ridiculous that plagiarism in this age can be justified by a “re-tweet.”

Bonjour
Bonjour
6 years ago
Reply to  frrrred

Exactly! How ridiculous it is, that plagiarism in this day and age can be justified in the name of a “re-tweet”.

fredflintstein
fredflintstein
6 years ago
Reply to  frrrred

What we all think of Bendtner? Ok, people are now taking this too far.

Merlin's Panini
Merlin's Panini
6 years ago
Reply to  frrrred

busted!

frrrred
frrrred
6 years ago
Reply to  frrrred

hey people, bite me.

Gutbukkit Deffrolla
Gutbukkit Deffrolla
6 years ago
Reply to  frrrred

How can I ever trust your words to be original thought ever again?

Alebelly
Alebelly
6 years ago
Reply to  frrrred

You got caught wanking!

Bunburyist
Bunburyist
6 years ago
Reply to  frrrred

Hey frrrred, bite me.

DL Gooner
DL Gooner
6 years ago
Reply to  frrrred

You wish you could flush that comment now..waka waka wa!

mike
mike
6 years ago

just feck off please

Bunburyist
Bunburyist
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

I get the feeling he’ll be a parasite for us until the day his contract expires.

Speaking of which, that day should forever be known as St Shot of Nicklas Day (the second greatest Arsenal holiday after St Totteringham’s Day).

Bunburyist
Bunburyist
6 years ago
Reply to  Bunburyist

…and, according to transfermarkt, that day will be June 30th (2014).

Mooro
Mooro
6 years ago

For. Fucks. Sake.

Bunburyist
Bunburyist
6 years ago
Reply to  Mooro

Someone should think of an acronym for that phrase.

TeeCee
TeeCee
6 years ago
Reply to  Bunburyist

TGSTEL?

Advaid
Advaid
6 years ago
Reply to  TeeCee

TGSTEL – the greatest striker that ever lived

Dr Baptiste
Dr Baptiste
6 years ago
Reply to  TeeCee

A swing and a miss…

Arsene's zip
Arsene's zip
6 years ago

Not sure if I’m more bored of this twat or the press bullshit with Higuin.

Mills (the other one)
Mills (the other one)
6 years ago
Reply to  Arsene's zip

More bored of this twat hands down

Kirk
Kirk
6 years ago

Looks like I’m not the only one who couldn’t be fucked to think of a worthy comment for this complete pile of slap… oh wait…

Does anyone know of a good assassin?

good assassin
good assassin
6 years ago
Reply to  Kirk

You asked for me?

Currently, we have a special, two for one.
Business has been down for a while now 🙁

Gutbukkit Deffrolla
Gutbukkit Deffrolla
6 years ago
Reply to  good assassin

Who to pick as number two though?

Jiggalo
Jiggalo
6 years ago

Howard Webb?

Brown
Brown
6 years ago

Take him, take him for free!

pak gooner
pak gooner
6 years ago

Bendtner = bhenchod. Yeah, I said it!!

OzGooner
OzGooner
6 years ago
Reply to  pak gooner

^^I wish there was a way to like this comment twice

Arsene's zip
Arsene's zip
6 years ago

Actually, I’m definitely more bored of this twat.

Stefan schwarz
Stefan schwarz
6 years ago

Like a fucking bad smell just fuck off!!

Grattie
Grattie
6 years ago

What exactly is this guy’s problem? What a cunt.

Oh Long Johnson
Oh Long Johnson
6 years ago
Reply to  Grattie

Well, #heishim after all.

NorthernGoon
NorthernGoon
6 years ago
Reply to  Grattie

Just who are we talking about now?

Louis
Louis
6 years ago

Lets just put him down. A total waste of oxygen.

Gerald
Gerald
6 years ago

Nicky, my man. There’s the door. Use it.

Or,

“I’ll come looking for you with Haitians…”

Henry's beard
Henry's beard
6 years ago

The man is a fucking arrogant twat.

Abe
Abe
6 years ago

The original statement read:

SGE‬ Sporting Director Bruno Hübner: “We would like to thank ‪Arsenal‬ manager Arsene Wenger especially for the positive negotiations and good collaboration. Two parties showed great willingness to make it happen, but after all it did not come together in the end because Bendtner is a greedy cunt.”

Juice
Juice
6 years ago

He doesnt want to make less for working more, its as simple as that.

And since no club will pay him what we pay him, he wont leave till his contract expires.

Sad by true im afraid.

Gutbukkit Deffrolla
Gutbukkit Deffrolla
6 years ago
Reply to  Juice

I’m here to tell him that he should be building his reputation, not pulling it down around his ears. Unemployment is shit, and while unemployment with large amounts of money is probably easier to handle you have to wonder if the money will last a lifetime. No play, No pay started July 1st 2014.

Be careful Bendt one. You could soon become

TGUSTEL

The Greatest Unemployed Striker That Ever Lived

Dr Baptiste
Dr Baptiste
6 years ago
Reply to  Juice

But Arsenal were going to bridge the gap in wages so that he’d effectively be paid the same as he is now (just we would not be spending as much for the remaining year on his contract.

Money is not the problem, Bendtners cuntishness is

wengersauce
wengersauce
6 years ago

oh arsenal. SSDD. a graphicalistic representation of my excitement this summer regarding arsenal would probably closely mirror the air trajectory of a melon flung into the air off a tall building. quick spike, peak, followed by plummet and splat.

Gutbukkit Deffrolla
Gutbukkit Deffrolla
6 years ago
Reply to  wengersauce

Lucky you. Mine would resemble same melon but wearing a parachute. Quick spike, peak, followed by the longest, slowest, drawn out plummet in the history of plummets, with a final gentle submersion in a foetid swamp.

some dumb american
some dumb american
6 years ago

Well … I dunno … maybe we should just play him this season … or something? Maybe he can be competition for Giroud … in a hot dog eating contest … or something?

I dunno guys, I’m totally out of ideas.

Juice
Juice
6 years ago

I think the rest of the boys should give him a hard time in the shower after each training till he fucks off.

Juice
Juice
6 years ago
Reply to  Juice

As i was writing that, I initially made a mistake and wrote “the rest of the boys should give me a hard time in the shower”

Subconscious telling me something ? Damn I blame your Giroud is hot agenda! 😀

some dumb american
some dumb american
6 years ago
Reply to  Juice

Reading this made me feel dirty

NorthernGoon
NorthernGoon
6 years ago

Same here but I did laugh a little too.

It Is What It Is
It Is What It Is
6 years ago

Hopefully, this public reality check has humbled him. Oh, no……….#sumtindelusional #milkinit

Leave or stay, players can be cunts. If it weren’t for his attitude, he’d be a better bench warmer than Park or Jar-Jar. Plus, him and Gervinho could bang heads and work out how and where to put the ball.

harry rednapp
harry rednapp
6 years ago

even I wouldn’t touch him

feygooner
feygooner
6 years ago
Reply to  harry rednapp

Liar, everyone knows you are not Redknapp, Redknapp can’t write OR use computer machine thingies.

Dr Baptiste
Dr Baptiste
6 years ago
Reply to  feygooner

Or spell his own last name it seems.

Good-Bloke
Good-Bloke
6 years ago

Just get out of our Club you fucking parasite!

How many years does this jumped up twat have left !?

renaissance rosicky
renaissance rosicky
6 years ago

Till when is the guy under contract?:(

Dr Baptiste
Dr Baptiste
6 years ago

I’m going to let you figure that out for yourself. There is this thing called Google and if you put in words, you get a list of other pages that contain said words or the answer to your question….

GeeFive
GeeFive
6 years ago

Meh.
Don’t name him to the 25 man squad, don’t let him train with the team, don’t loan him out, don’t let him play with the reserves, U21s, U18s, or Next Gen or whatever their called now… Let him rot in his flat eating Walkers and slowing turn into Ben Stiller at the end of Dodgeball…….

Loop A Hole
Loop A Hole
6 years ago
Reply to  GeeFive

And what, pay him enormous amounts of money for that?

Dr Baptiste
Dr Baptiste
6 years ago
Reply to  Loop A Hole

Surely we’re paying him anyway, so may as well get his rendition of Milkshake out of it

Rad Carrot
Rad Carrot
6 years ago

FOR FUCKS SAKE!

Penfield
Penfield
6 years ago

L.A.N.S anybody?

Sebastian
Sebastian
6 years ago

what a cunt

Savage
Savage
6 years ago

Malaga signed Santa Cruz, so scratch that destination too.

Arshavin's Dietician
Arshavin's Dietician
6 years ago
Reply to  Savage

You know your careers in trouble when Santa Cruz is getting signed ahead you

Edu's Braces
Edu's Braces
6 years ago

You know when you want someone to leave and they just won’t and it’s really awkward

Harish P
Harish P
6 years ago

This guy needs an Arseblog infographic special, just to make us feel better.

Richard Marshall
6 years ago
Reply to  Harish P

Maybe something like “10 reasons a lame badger is BETTER than TGSTEL”…

Gutbukkit Deffrolla
Gutbukkit Deffrolla
6 years ago

Dead Badger

A Twat with a Keyboard
A Twat with a Keyboard
6 years ago

I’m going to keep my reaction downgraded. Maybe take a leaf out of this twats book.

*standing, chewing gum, hands on hips, looking bored.

Gutbukkit Deffrolla
Gutbukkit Deffrolla
6 years ago

With your trousers around your ankles.

davidnewzealand
davidnewzealand
6 years ago

Fantastic player Bendtner. Now that Bendtner is not leaving Arsene will be so happy he can call off the hunt for rubbish like Cavani, Higuain and Suarez. TGSTEL, welcome home. LANS. Summer signings complete. Bendtner Chamak and Girvinho up front. EPL and ECL double coming up 🙂

NorthernGoon
NorthernGoon
6 years ago

What’s tragic is that I can see this being the perfect excuse not to bring the likes of Higuain or Rooney in.

Dr Baptiste
Dr Baptiste
6 years ago
Reply to  NorthernGoon

I can think of a couple of other excuses not to bring Rooney in….

Harish P
Harish P
6 years ago

Arsene upon hearing the news:

*burns holes through that zipper using his eyes*

“…merde.”

RobSchneiderDerp
RobSchneiderDerp
6 years ago

I think we should start a “For fuck’s sake” counter on any story involving Douchner….ahem…Bendtner.

Rob'67
Rob'67
6 years ago

I’ll tell you precisely where this leaves both Arsenal and Bendtner. Stuck together; with the whitless ‘hastag hero’ still drawing £50,000 per week from Arsenal for the next 52 said weeks, thanks to Mr. MaGoo who is the only lobotomised ‘fuckwhit’ on the planet, who would ever have handed Bendtner anything like this sum of a weekly wage. And what’s more if I was Bendner, I wouldn’t budge either, because 5 years from now I’d be lucky to be drawing a wage stacking shelves, if I was limited to his skill set. Whose fault is this ? Not Bendtner’s, that’s… Read more »

Bunburyist
Bunburyist
6 years ago
Reply to  Rob'67

It’s as baffling as Diaby’s longterm contract, but you can hardly get angry at Wenger and Gazidis for it. All sporting clubs award contracts to players knowing full well that player may or may not work out. Even the best football clubs make mistakes because early potential doesn’t materialize. Don’t forget that Bendtner had scored 15 goals in 27 appearances when he signed his contract in 2009. That’s a very good return.

Merlin's Panini
Merlin's Panini
6 years ago
Reply to  Bunburyist

Actually it was 15 goals in 50 appearances in all competitions. Doesn’t look quite so hot now does it? He’s only the 2nd highest goalscorer because Giroud and Podolski have only had one season each. He won’t be that high up come the end of the new season.

Juice
Juice
6 years ago

You really felt like you had to explain that fact huh? …..

Merlin's Panini
Merlin's Panini
6 years ago

I just can’t give the pants showing douchebag any leeway. Sorry.

frrrred
frrrred
6 years ago

*Drives off cliff. *luckily falls out of car. *throws self at burning car anyways.

gooner odst
gooner odst
6 years ago

I really hate when reading on newspapers and other sources about Arsenal ‘preparing £x bid for player x” or ‘preparing to consider to informally approach player x so that £x bid can be prepared’ etc Wouldn’t that be considered an actual bid? the fact that the media is supposedly reporting what the bid will be. At least with this latest Bendtner saga, we know where we are at i.e. screwed. No speculation and we can move on with other things. But i swear if i ever find out that our deals are hanging on whether Bendtner leaves or not, I… Read more »

Cromulus
Cromulus
6 years ago

Bendtner now officially TGCTEL

DarthRhyder
DarthRhyder
6 years ago
Reply to  Cromulus

he’s second to van judas

TeeCee
TeeCee
6 years ago
Reply to  DarthRhyder

Third.
John Terry.

Merlin's Panini
Merlin's Panini
6 years ago
Reply to  TeeCee

4th. C*ntley C*nt.

TeeCee
TeeCee
6 years ago
Reply to  TeeCee

Na$ri. 5th and counting.

Let’s face it, TGSTEL isn’t actually that good at being a cunt either.

Jiggalo
Jiggalo
6 years ago
Reply to  TeeCee

Funny i read Cuntly Cunt as Cashley Cole straight away…..

It’s not even close

Twisted cuntloks
Twisted cuntloks
6 years ago

Wenger you created this tosser, pay him off , ship him out and get someone in that can actually do a good job for our club.

lemon
lemon
6 years ago

The Greatest Super-Glue That Ever Lived

PGunner
PGunner
6 years ago

TGCWEFADP: the greatest cunt who ever fucked a Danish princess

TeeCee
TeeCee
6 years ago
Reply to  PGunner

Let that be a warning to all Danish owners of Austin Princesses.
Stay off the roads when Bendtner’s around.

Actually I suspect that holds true regardless of what car you own and which country you live in.

Webbeldez
Webbeldez
6 years ago

If i was shit at my job, i would get sacked. and rightly so. Can’t Arsene just lay it on the line…

“…Nicklas, you are piss poor. You are fired…”

Master Bates
Master Bates
6 years ago
Reply to  Webbeldez

The problems is it will cost us more than just paying his salaries for the rest of his contract

Gutbukkit Deffrolla
Gutbukkit Deffrolla
6 years ago
Reply to  Webbeldez

So if you wanted to do it… STEP 1: LEGALLY PROVE that Nicklas Bendtner is shit at his job.

OK, so he stays until his contract expires.

PGunner
PGunner
6 years ago

Correction: *greediest

Chamakh
Chamakh
6 years ago

If Nicklas says, then so do I!!

Hurensohn
Hurensohn
6 years ago

Dear Niklas,

Get out.

lonsdale
lonsdale
6 years ago

Bendtner shall be staying with Arsenal this season, but with a new look.
He is changing his shirt number to 69, and his shirt will now say “The Clap”.
You can’t get rid of The Clap. Well, until his contract expires.

goonernim
goonernim
6 years ago

We should create a human centipede of useless shite in our dressing room. The only question is will nik prefer his head up santos or chamakh’s arse.

Merlin's Panini
Merlin's Panini
6 years ago
Reply to  goonernim

Depends. I reckon Santos’s is smellier but Chamakh’s would be a tighter squeeze. With him having to get his giant ego in there it’d be a tough job whichever he went for.

Rummy
Rummy
6 years ago

I know he has no chance of playing for us again but is there any reason he’s still pissing about on holiday? Shouldn’t he be at training, you know, making up the numbers/acting as a goalpost?

Indiegooner
Indiegooner
6 years ago

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you’re looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you GO now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

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Herphyz
Herphyz
6 years ago

Even David Villa at 31 put his career ahead of money and pride, can TGSTEL learn from this guy? If he does keep his head down and learn, a good team will come knocking in no time nikky. He’s still got age on his side…

TGSTEL
TGSTEL
6 years ago

Yeeeeeessss!!!!!!

arron
arron
6 years ago

I,m a fairly reasonable man, but in the case of this turtle-necked-tosser I completely despair. team spirit in wenger sides cannot be under-estimated. dead weight must be given away if necessary. better to opt for youngsters with their heart in it. when I think of bendtner the horrid memory if his stupid legs blocking fabregas’ goal-bound effort(CL by foggy memory) come flooding back. when you have someone as passionless or wonky(sorry gervinho – you seem like a nice guy) they are a complete liability. even loaning him out probably effects team moral(knowing he’s still “our” player). hitman please? sidenote: i’m… Read more »