The top 10 questions from Arsenal’s AGM

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Arsenal AGM 2013

Arsenal’s AGM took place today and after all the speeches and formalities, there were questions for the board to answer. We’ve listed the top 10 questions that may, or may not, have been answered.*

1 – Sometimes when it’s very sunny, it’s hard to make out the players in certain areas of the pitch. Will the club consider providing fans with thermal imaging spectacles to enable them to see the game more fully?

2 – Will there be a seat on the board for Alisher Usmanov? If so, can the club afford a chair of that size after the purchase of Mesut Özil?

3 – Is it true that Arsenal have invested in a hip-hop studio to enable Frimpong’s career to progress?

4 – If Stan Kroenke won’t meet with supporters’ groups, would he at least send them some risque selfies on SnapChat?

5 – With holdings in Denver (John Denver), and London (Jack London), does Mr Kroenke think Mica Paris would be alarmed if he bought a stake in a club in the French capital?

6 – Do the new chairman’s children get confused when asked if they prefer Daddy or Chips?

7 – Have the club made attempts to get a shaving sponsor, e.g Gillette or Wilkinson Sword, so as to rid Nicklas Bendtner of his unfortunate facial growth? If not, shouldn’t the commercial team be more cut-throat?

8 – Are there any plans to immortalise Mikel Arteta’s hair with a statue of some sort?

9 –  The club currently offers supporters a choice of the following condiments on match-days: tomato ketchup, mayonnaise, American-style mustard and brown sauce. Given our newly improved financial status might a world class addition such as burger sauce or ranch dressing be added to the roster in the near future?

10 – Will the club offer platinum level members (with 40+ away credits) the chance to spend an evening in a hot tub with Olivier Giroud?

* or, indeed, even asked.

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Niall
Niall
6 years ago

Genius.

Larry
Larry
6 years ago

Blogs at it again 😀

Arsene nose
Arsene nose
6 years ago

11 Why did the chicken cross the road?

Rejected
Rejected
6 years ago

Q11: Mr. Kroenke, are the moustache real?

Rejected
Rejected
6 years ago

Q12: Who is Arteta’s barber? Could he/she be a darling and work on TGTEL?

Posty
Posty
6 years ago

11. Has Arsenal purchased third-party insurance for all the hapless opponents that are going to be crunched by Mathieu Flamini this season?

Flegly
Flegly
6 years ago

Q12 Please tell us you love us and that we are very important in the decision making process…..pretty please!! p.s. you are rubbish because we haven’t won a trophy for a squazillion years

Le_Dooner
Le_Dooner
6 years ago

Might I suggest Honey Mustard sauce? The Ozil of condiments.

therewillbebears
therewillbebears
6 years ago
Reply to  Le_Dooner

Can’t thumb this up enough. Nail. Head. BOSH!

therewillbebears
therewillbebears
6 years ago
Reply to  Le_Dooner

Can’t thumb this up enough. Nail. Head. BOSH!

flundberg
flundberg
6 years ago

I need 40 away points pronto.

Emannuel Eboue
Emannuel Eboue
6 years ago

Hot tub with Giroud. *drool*

AP
AP
6 years ago
Reply to  Emannuel Eboue

Hot tub goal machine 😀

Jackio
Jackio
6 years ago
Reply to  Emannuel Eboue

Who disliked this?

Finsbury Park Gooner
Finsbury Park Gooner
6 years ago

Q54) When is Arsene finally going to get a zip technician?

Silverstre for the Ballon d'OR
Silverstre for the Ballon d'OR
6 years ago

11- Why didn’t we buy Samba knowing how BIG he is?

Sharpehunter
Sharpehunter
6 years ago

Not wearing this, has to be made up. What fucking imbecile would ask a question about condiments for fucks sake!

Unnecessarilystupid
Unnecessarilystupid
6 years ago
Reply to  Sharpehunter

Not sure if extending the joke, or shouldn’t be allowed near the internet.

rawgooner
rawgooner
6 years ago
Reply to  Sharpehunter

Sharp? Nah!

Adam Richards
Adam Richards
6 years ago
Reply to  rawgooner

So the other 9 questions are bang on the mark then?

Supernintendo chalmers
Supernintendo chalmers
6 years ago

Q12. Describe and explain in clear terms photosynthesis?

Tapscotts Testicles
Tapscotts Testicles
6 years ago

Number 6……fucking brilliant…still chuckling half an hour later…!

Joe
Joe
6 years ago

Q11. How did @Sharpehunter get to Q9 before he started thinking they were made up questions?

jw
jw
6 years ago

Q11 – Do you know who that guy was in the Puma top on the Arseblog news the other week with Henry, Giroud and Sagna?

Zorro in the box
Zorro in the box
6 years ago
Reply to  jw

Heard it was Linford Christie..

jayjay
jayjay
6 years ago

Who??

Silverstre for the Ballon d'OR
Silverstre for the Ballon d'OR
6 years ago
Reply to  jw

I think it was Laurent Blanc, the French national team coach.

ringo
ringo
6 years ago
Reply to  jw

I heard it was Shaquille O’neal, former NBA player turned Puma spokesman.

muchadoaboutnot
muchadoaboutnot
6 years ago

Given the new commercial wealth, quite obvious the club can afford to buy Usmanov a chair. But it may not be prudent given that the resource is needed to buy a world class striker in January.

WingardiumIdiota
WingardiumIdiota
6 years ago

Yeah, people as large as Usmanov don’t need chairs. Their backsides alone provide self-sufficient comfort.

Rejected
Rejected
6 years ago

Will sp*rs ever be any good? They are still bullshit even after spending 100m+ on new cunts..

gunnerjoe
gunnerjoe
6 years ago
Reply to  Rejected

Why would anyone give a thumbs down to pointing out how shit spurs are on this site.

Gutbukkit Deffrolla
Gutbukkit Deffrolla
6 years ago
Reply to  gunnerjoe

Spud visitor checking out the greener grass.

Merde Bag
Merde Bag
6 years ago

Q11 Park, why?

Adam Richards
Adam Richards
6 years ago
Reply to  Merde Bag

Park; Where?

AP
AP
6 years ago
Reply to  Adam Richards

Ans: No Parking Zone

Geezer
Geezer
6 years ago
Reply to  Merde Bag

A. Park who? I don’t know him.

Rang
Rang
6 years ago

#8 Mr. CEO said never in a million years!

Arsene McCloud
Arsene McCloud
6 years ago
Reply to  Rang

Stan has plans for that hair when Arteta retires.

AGunner
AGunner
6 years ago

no 3 & 4 are hilarious, burst out laughing at work like a mad man! Cheers for the entertainment Bloggs!

NCGooner
NCGooner
6 years ago

I liked Q#2 the best … well done sir!! Very well done !!!

Trippytikataka
Trippytikataka
6 years ago

11. Please can you represent the concepts of financial responsibility through the medium of dance?

The Artist formerly known as DangerMouse
The Artist formerly known as DangerMouse
6 years ago

There will probably be some people who read this article and believe it. There always is. ‘ A recording studio for Frimpong? A scandalous waste of money! Whats going on at our club ! etc etc etc …

idk
idk
6 years ago

Gazidis on Bale : “Unfortunately he doesn’t play for Tottenham Hotspur. He now plays for one of our rivals.” That’s a ripper 😛

Boogiegooner
Boogiegooner
6 years ago
Reply to  idk

Heh..

Mills (the other one)
Mills (the other one)
6 years ago
Reply to  idk

Up there with all the hilarity from above … Who knew he was such a top class one-liner?!?!

Chris
Chris
6 years ago

Q.87 – will the club recognise how upset Tim Payton is that our owner has not invited him for a chat over a can of Mountain Dew in the long room at Lords? Surely the club must understand how important every fan of the club feels about this?

Tommy Gun
Tommy Gun
6 years ago

Q14) Can we please get Henry back? Don’t really care, stick him in goal or something

Kevin Campbell
Kevin Campbell
6 years ago

Another waste of an article.

Harsh
Harsh
6 years ago
Reply to  arseblog

blogs, why get offended so easily ??

Jim S
Jim S
6 years ago
Reply to  Harsh

Why jump on blogs for the comment, when the initial comment was the one out of line? This is a blog, and if you read the article written a bit ago you would realize why he would respond sarcastically to this comment. Like he said, he’s not a news source and no one is paying to be here, they are here to read what is posted, If they don’t like it then don’t visit. I can say I’ve skipped posts (not articles) because they didn’t interest me, but you don’t see me scrolling down to the comment section just to… Read more »

Adam Richards
Adam Richards
6 years ago
Reply to  Kevin Campbell

But top draw for the time you spent in making your thought provoking comment. Bravo.

Hot Tub Repair Man
Hot Tub Repair Man
6 years ago

11. Will Roy Chubby Hodgson be playing the players lounge as part of his stand-up tour?

nickmange
nickmange
6 years ago

Q13 what the fuck are we doing with park?

Colneygooner
Colneygooner
6 years ago

Q11. What is the point of a rhetorical question?

papas
papas
6 years ago

Q42: with Arshavin now departed, does it mean pies are now available again for the long suffering pie-starved gooner? Thank you so much..can I have mine with Chips please?

Geezer
Geezer
6 years ago
Reply to  papas

There are a lot of pies available now. Most of them are humble pies.

The Real Gazidis
The Real Gazidis
6 years ago
Reply to  papas

Hi papas,
No problem, Chips says he’ll meet you in the Royal Oak food court at half-time on Saturday and you can have a pie and fries with him. He’ll get the beers in.

Arsene McCloud
Arsene McCloud
6 years ago

Q: What do you think of Tottenham?

The Real Gazidis
The Real Gazidis
6 years ago
Reply to  Arsene McCloud

Who?

santori
santori
6 years ago

What the F is with this Oliver Giroud shit? This manly love is getting a bit well…and he isn’t even that handsome. Why I just saw someone better looking in the mirror today.;)

Jim S
Jim S
6 years ago
Reply to  santori

So you saw Giroud’s reflection in the mirror and he looks even hotter in reverse? Damn he’s good!

Black Hei
Black Hei
6 years ago

Q11. Does Mrs Blogs find your man crush on Giroud disturbing?

Cheyu
Cheyu
6 years ago

I pray 4 u arseblog and all d other gays dt lyk dis site. arsenal is great bt u av 2 repent from sin in d name of r lrd jesus amen

Smudger
Smudger
6 years ago
Reply to  Cheyu

I repented from sin in the name of our lord Dennis Bergkamp, does that count?

Silverstre for the Ballon d'OR
Silverstre for the Ballon d'OR
6 years ago
Reply to  Cheyu

HAHAHAHAHA
Comment of the month

Chris
Chris
6 years ago
Reply to  Cheyu

Jesus plays for City doesn’t he?

Millsy0911
Millsy0911
6 years ago
Reply to  Cheyu

Speak English Cheyu

Jim S
Jim S
6 years ago
Reply to  Cheyu

if your going to try and hate ate least follow the rules:

1. text speak is not permitted, full words in English please.

2. the only hate speak allowed is: John Terry is a cunt

Gutbukkit Deffrolla
Gutbukkit Deffrolla
6 years ago

8 – Are there any plans to immortalise Mikel Arteta’s hair with a statue of some sort? We have no immediate plans for a statue, but we have heard your calls for a roof over the stadium. When it’s design was discussed Arteta’s hair was the number one choice amongst the board. Plans have been submitted and Building Permission has already been granted. On a side note, we can reveal that Arteta’s hair is to have the lead role in next years Lego Movie. The hair will be paid six million pounds for it’s image rights, and an extra pound… Read more »