Martinez: Alexis wants us to breed

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Emi Martinez says that Alexis Sanchez loves dogs so much that he keeps asking when his dogs, Atom and Humber, will be allowed breed with the Argentine keeper’s.

Sanchez clearly wants more puppies in his life, which is a completely normal thing of course, and he’s got his eye on Martinez’s female labrador as a possible mate for one of his famous chaps.

Speaking to the Arsenal programme, the 24 year old revealed that Alexis is always question about when they might organise some sweet, sweet loving.

“His labradors are both male, and mine is a female,” he said. “So he’s always asking when they’re going to breed because he wants more dogs.

“I tell him that mine is too young and to give her another year!”

More dogs, we approve 100%. And the more dogs he has, the more difficult it is for him to move house or to another country so he might as well sign a new deal because it’s just less hassle.

Please deliver all dogs to Alexis Sanchez c/o Arsenal Football Club, London.

Arsenal, of course, have a great history of dogs and players going together. Who can forget the likes of:

  • Mikel Arsetter
  • Saluki Podolski
  • Julian Greyhound
  • Spaniel Karbassiyoon
  • Mathieu Flamini (pointer)
  • Yaya Sadogo
  • Collievier Giroud
  • Mastiffan Schwarz
  • Leonbergkamp
  • Shiba Inumoto
  • BFGShepherd

And many more, no doubt, but we’ll leave that to you lot in the comments.

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daynejr

Thought for sure it would’ve been Shkodran Mastiffi

daynejr

I basically just wanted the arseblogians to say Stiffy… and am slowly succeeding

I'm only making plans for Nigel

Terrier Henry

Highberry

Bobtail Pires

Xxxrob

Chihuahucks aneke
Sorry

Gooooooooooooona

Brilliant Martinez! As part of his contract renewal we should offer Sanchez the chance to mate his dogs with martinez’

Bould's Eyeliner

Don’t think Martinez would look too kindly on that contract language hahaha

Rossi88

Shkodran Mustaffy? Staffs are my fans so they go together…

Stu

Still missing a trick! You can go even further and go for Shdogran Mastiffi!

GoonerAbroad

I think Emi’s dog will need at least 2 years before she’s ready unfortunately, better sign a new contract to stay around till then!

Per's Labyrinth

If we get him a Leonbergkamp he won’t be able to travel at all.

Mexican Gunner

If Alexis dogs are anything like him, she might really need two years at least to be ready

CraftBeerGooner

Lukas Poodleski

David C

Lukas Pugolski?

Donal

Pretty sure Sanchez’S dogs are golden retrievers, not labs

Mpls

Mutts are awesome.

Benkamp

Talking of breeding and arsenals apparently excellent medical facilities….. would you please just breed ozil and alexis. We can then clone the offspring three times and have a front four of sanchoz, ozchez, alexzil and mesexis sanzil.

Benkamp

To add a financial incentive to the scheme we could probably get away with loaning them to russias national team.

ArsenalRising

Mesexis Sanzil is a Phenomenal name!!! Is he Columbian or Mexican???

heihaci

Anything to keep him at arsenal

ospina's thumb

Ray Poodler

Critic

Adopt. Save a life.

Asim Mahmood

Shamir cashri

Goongot

Martinez is 24 years old?

Jenko's Arsenal footie pyjamas

Chu-young pug

The pest pug-related name i could muster

Because pugs are awesome

Morbius

Don’t forget Wenger is an Alsatian

A Different George

Arsene Wagger

Alex

Coqtweiler

hashtag

CoqRotweiler

Stewart Robson's therapist

Knew the title had to be a joke. We do, after all, have photographic evidence from yesterday’s game that Alexis is looking to breed with Giroud instead.

Serpent

And who could blame him?

#HFB

900ftGooner

Yorkie Benayoun

musajja

Xhaka spaniel

Roger Ramjet

Tony Woodcocker Spaniel.

Aran Watson

Fufi Ljungberg.

Crash Fistfight

Freddie Ljungbergamasco.

Crash Fistfight

Jack Russell Wilshere

Tom

I’m sure Alexis himself wants to breed with Giroud! #ThatCelebration

Rahul M

Nacho Mongrel

Crash Fistfight

Santi Bernard

Raghu

Arsene should take hint from this comment of martinez and just add 3-4 cute dogs to slightly improved contract that he has offered and at least 1 of them should be a female so he can perform all the breeding experiment that he wants. lol !

TA6

my cat is called Purr. Purr Mertesacker.

Lord Bendtner

Doge

Tasmanian Jesus

There he is, the Great Dane!

cagooner

The Greatest Striker That Ever Barked!

Nacho Mongrel. Watch he doesn’t Coq his leg.

Northbanker

George Grayhound?

Northbanker

Nwanku Canine

ben

Alex Boxerlade-Chamberlain

OOzil

Contract Negotiations: Alexis’ Agent: No, Mr Wenger, we will need more money. Alexis deserves a lot more than what you offer. *Arsene Wenger picks up the phone, speaks, waits patiently* *You can hear a door close, followed by footsteps* *Enter Emi Martinez and his dog* Arsene Wenger: What about now? *Alexis – Teary eyed, puppy faced – looks towards his agent* Agent: I am afraid we will have to print up some new contracts Mr Wenger. Alexis wants to sign a 7 year deal, sole breeding rights with Emi’s dog and an assistant to handle the instagram pages of all… Read more »

Bob Davis

Very dramatic, judging by Sanchez’s interview after the game, I think it would be a great bargaining tool!

Gooner

So, that is why we tied Martinez to long term contract already.

Tasmanian Jesus

Wonder if we have any cat-persons in our team.
Reading your blog makes me wonder about really weird things.

HeyGirlNiceArse

Purr Mertesacker

Northbanker

Chuba Akpomeranian

NLGooner

Spurs are shitzu

Toure Motors

McGoldrick Retriever

HeyGirlNiceArse

Big Fucking German Shepherd

Goonereris

You guys are cracking me up. I quite like the thought that Alexis loves his dogs so much, he extends his contract for 3 years just so Martinez’s Labrador is ready. Haha!

Matt

Barkary Sagna

UMG

Lukas Podogski surely

Acez

Yao Kuvasz Gervinho

Onenil

King Charlie Nicholas Spaniel?

Adam Wells

Kaba Chia-huahua

Ebo

Don’t forget Chi-Huahua Park and Emanuel Adobermanyor

Ray from Norfolk, Virginia

BOX-haka mertesach-ER.

Mikos

Coquelin spaniel?

Jer87

All are dogs except for

Robin van Pussy

Mesut O'neill

Cesky Terrier Fabregas

Mesut O'neill

Red & white Irish setter better known as David O’Leary

Goonman

Setr Cech and Hector Bellerin-tin-tin

Ignatz

Pet Jennings

Ignatz

Hound of the Baskervivandersons