Thursday, June 1, 2023

Alexis: ‘They want to play with me all the time’

We all love Alexis, and here at Arseblog News we love dogs because dogs are the best.

Alexis has dogs, and he loves his dogs, and that makes us love Alexis even more. Here is talking to the official website about how much he loves his dogs.

Dogs are so great.

Here’s my dog responding when I make a sort of a howling sound. Feel free to share your own dog clips and pics in the comments, make this the doggiest post ever.

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So much love!


His eyes were lighting up talking about them. Maybe Wenger can get him to sign a long term deal by buying them top of the range kennels?

Bould's Eyeliner

Alexis is like the football equivalent of a golden retriever–always wants to play with Arsenal all the time. Hates losing the ball. Does everything he can to get the ball back. Hates leaving the pitch. And then he goes home to his two dogs, and plays with them. It’s like a Disney movie.


I will never know love like this…and i’m married with kids.


How can you not love this man?!


Also, here is their Instagram account:


Sign da thing Alexis!


so much love ….


His love for Atom and Humber alone is what should persuade him not to join a league in a country where they eat dogs and instead sign a deal with us.


Dont think Chinese eat dog mate. That would be Vietnamese(some area)


Oh, but they do – and also in Korea btw…


Biggest dog eating event in the world is held in China.

Godfrey Twatschloch

I thought it was in Stoke?

Godfrey Twatschloch

All Í can add is that I love German Shepherds. My gf keeps badgering me for a fucking dog and since I’m a bloke, as in rational, I can see beyond the fur, the puppy eyes and the cuteness and translate it into vets bills, walks after work when I’m knackered and a general restriction of movement so I keep saying no. If I had to relent it would be a German Shepherd and nothing else.


Dog is code for child in GF speak…

Godfrey Twatschloch

And don’t I know it. Rather a dog than a child though. They don’t live as long so cheaper for a start.


Fuuuuuck me. That’s what she’s on about.

Trixie Bird

Yes, because all woman want to do us breed. Smh

Matt K here is my hound Dudley having a snooze on my lap.
Can someone tell Alexis that they eat dogs in China (and Manchester)


This is my late corgi, John (named after John Jensen), doing corgi things.


My old family pet was a Corgi – a much underrated Dog. Good vid.


Adopt me alexis


Once i tried to get my staffbull into the Arsenal shirt. It’s fair to say, that he wasn’t really into it, as you can see…

And yeah my dog has an instagram account too. It can sound weird, but I assure you, it’s only a little weird.


Here’s Alfie snoring away. Make sure to watch till the end when he wakes up:

Lord Bendtner

Cate ppl? Hello? Anyone?
..guess it’s just me :S

Godfrey Twatschloch

Those fluffy shitbags who constantly shit in my garden. Reason enough to grant the gf’s wish and get a beast of a cat munching dog who shall be named Satan!


RIP Arseblog Hound tbf.

el hombre

I have A CAT.

Godfrey Twatschloch

Someone should tell him that they eat dogs in China


Sadly my dog passed away a few weeks ago, but this warmed my heart so much. Thanks a lot blogs.
Dogs are the best animals in the world (that includes better than humans, as well).


Does anyone else notice that the instagram photos and videos of Atom and Humber usually have them looking tired out?

I think Alexis is the only guy who can single-handedly tire out TWO active dogs

Scott P

Let alone after days of full training practice!

Wenger's Philosophy Teacher

And it’s not as if golden retrievers are low-energy dogs 🙂 > As a general rule to follow, a healthy adult Golden retriever will need a good hour of exercise every day. But the genetics of your Golden could mean you need to increase or decrease this. > Goldens from a working field line will be more energetic and have a higher need for exercise, perhaps as much as 2 hours per day. Whereas those from show lines could get by on 45 minutes. > There’s no hard and fast rule, but an hour+ per day is a good place… Read more »


Yay dogs! Here’s my pitty mix. His name is Nacho Dogreal.

Steve C

Here is my pup Ted. He’s a year & half year old Havachon ? He loves watching Arsenal with me & listening to the Arsecast & Arsecast Extra on our journeys to work! ?

Billy H

Here’s our pug called Gollum. He’s 5 months old, and last time Sp*rs were live on Sky he was physically sick. Says it all really.


For anyone hasn’t seen the dog food commercial with Atom and Humber, it’s all sorts of awesome:


And just to make this the doggiest Arseblog thread ever here’s a pic of my old mutt who kinda looks like a 3rd rate German Shepard. He passed away a few months ago (cancer is a bitch) but he’ll always be my top dog.

Craggy McEddy

My Labrador’s twitter account:

David C

Maybe a nice Arsenal supporting London girl can conquer Alexis, marry him, and give him a child. That will keep him in London and he’ll sign da ting! Get on it ladies of London 🙂 Dog’s are the best, cats are such jerks, but my favourite pet of all time has to be my turtles. Sadly, my last turtle died at the age of 20. She provided me with delicious eggs for years and the wife and I loved looking at people’s faces while we ate them. Like seriously, what’s the difference between a bird egg and a reptile egg?… Read more »


He’s jus so adorable…..


This is Groucho. I don’t do this to him, I swear.

SF Gooner

My pup Ruby has her own Instagram account too. My lady often stops in after the match with Ruby to say hello!

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