Arsenal’s soon to be named new manager, Unai Emery, has suffered a crushing blow before his job even begins as his already limited transfer funds took a big hit after the club was fined a whopping £20,000 by the FA.
The charges came from the 3-1 defeat to Leicester in the penultimate game of the season as players protested a decision by referee Bob Cataracts awarded the home side a penalty.
“No!, said one player.
“Ah come on,” exclaimed another.
“You’re an embarrassment ref,” said Rob Holding.
“This is a travesty of justice the likes of which the sporting world has never seen before. I hope you forever have an itch upon your testicles,” an unnamed player called Shkodran blurted.
It’s believed that £20,000 was all we needed to get a deal over the line for ‘Excellent Player’, but now that it’s not there we’ll have to sign ‘Average Player’, or ‘No Player At All’.
Might as well write next season off before it’s even begun.