Spooktacular date set for Blackpool visit

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Arsenal’s Carabao Cup clash with Blackpool has been scheduled for 7.45pm on Wednesday 31 October.

For those who care about these things, it could get in the way of any Halloween plans.

The game should provide an opportunity for some of Vam-per Mertesacker’s Academy graduates to get game time (shame we released Vlad Dragomir) and for fringe players like Mohamed Hellneny and Danny Hellbeck to ‘stake’ a claim. Wahey!

Here’s hoping it’s not a nightmare.

Any Arsenal Halloween puns? Let us know in the comment section…Blogs came up with the following: Frankenstein Stapleton, Slayed Kolasinac, Snarl Jenkinson. 

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Onenil
Onenil
1 year ago

Lucas Terror

Exiled Gooner
Exiled Gooner
1 year ago
Reply to  Onenil

I’ll raise you a Boo-cas Terror-a

Lula
Lula
1 year ago
Reply to  Onenil

Danny Were-beck

Naija Gunner
Naija Gunner
1 year ago

Snarl Jekinson would’ve been hungry for blood for ages now, he will wake up to a very good dinner on the night of 31st

Onenil
Onenil
1 year ago

Al Axe-murder Lurker-zette?

Post January Blip
Post January Blip
1 year ago

Deaduardo Silva

Russ
Russ
1 year ago

I hope they’ll be lots of ghouls scored…

Damo Dinkum
Damo Dinkum
1 year ago

After significant thought the best I can come up with is Painsley Maitland-Niles. How embarrassing.

Nzini
Nzini
1 year ago

Sir Chips Hellswick

Stuart
Stuart
1 year ago

Ian Selley-tape you to a mattress and put crocodile clips on your mickey and gooch.
Ian Fright, Dennis Burnkamp, John Terry

Absolute Numpty
Absolute Numpty
1 year ago
Reply to  Stuart

John Terry…
Nightmares for at least a week ?

Stuart
Stuart
1 year ago

Apologies appears my John terry comment has caused genuine distress, I hope Arseblog doesn’t ban me. ?

Charlesandeddie
Charlesandeddie
1 year ago

Ghoulio Baptista…. anyone?

Stuart
Stuart
1 year ago

Tony Adams Family, Soul Camphell.

kinghenrythe14th
kinghenrythe14th
1 year ago

Shockdran Misstaffi. No?

Sorry

Teryima Adi
Teryima Adi
1 year ago

Fiend Lenk

Teryima Adi
Teryima Adi
1 year ago
Reply to  Teryima Adi

Leno***

viegunner
viegunner
1 year ago

Burnt Leno

Parisian Weetabix
Parisian Weetabix
1 year ago

Spectre Hellerin

Pradeep Kachhala
Pradeep Kachhala
1 year ago

?

Absolute Numpty
Absolute Numpty
1 year ago

Emanuel!!!
Eh?
Boo!!
Eh?
As many thumbs down as poss’ for this one please…?
#Lame

Seán
Seán
1 year ago

Davor ‘Blood’ Suker

Xanat
Xanat
1 year ago

Emiliano bloodymarryinez
Stephan lichking – rob bumping in the night – konstantinekropolis – seadie cocacola
Mohammad hellneny – matteo gargoyle – alex izombie – henrikh mkhiterror
danny werewolf – pierre spider-man

Tom Gun
Tom Gun
1 year ago

Alexandre Lacks a head

Billy Bob
Billy Bob
1 year ago
Reply to  Tom Gun

Tom gun your comment is the one that made me laugh out loud, love it

AllGunsABlazin
AllGunsABlazin
1 year ago

Granit Hacker

Gunner from another mother
Gunner from another mother
1 year ago

Ian Fright (fright, fright)!

Kuntyballs
Kuntyballs
1 year ago

Manuel Almunia.
Mikel Sylvester.
William Gallas as captain.

Uhtred
Uhtred
1 year ago
Reply to  Kuntyballs

You win.. That’s some scary shit!

Johnt
Johnt
1 year ago

Jens slaysman & per murdersaacker

IamsterdamGooner
IamsterdamGooner
1 year ago

Burned Leno

Matty Cakes
Matty Cakes
1 year ago

Rob Holding a Burnt Leno
Beware of Aubame’s Fangs
Ghostman Alex Iwooooooobi
Dead Kolasinac

Leno me, I’ll be your friend
Leno me, I’ll be your friend
1 year ago

Manuel Howlatthemunia, Vik Hackers-Your-Arm-Off, Emmanuel EBOOe, Anders Limparanormal, AAAAARRGHHon Ramsey, Ian Wright-Outside-Your-House, and David Semen (as it’s a bit like ectoplasm).

And not a pun, but in the article image there’s quite a creepy likeness in Danny Wellbeck to that of a young Candyman (Tony Todd).
Now I’ll never say ‘Danny Wellbeck’ three times into a mirror!

… probably never would have, but still.

Ausdrexler
Ausdrexler
1 year ago

Mesit ooooooooozil

Neil Bamford
Neil Bamford
1 year ago

Tran-sylvinho

Laca-Sead
Laca-Sead
1 year ago

Stan Kranky!

Lula
Lula
1 year ago
Reply to  Laca-Sead

Franken-Stan

Double98
Double98
1 year ago

Robin Van Hearse-y
Maul Person
Tony Madmens or
Boney Adams
Emanuel ehBOOe
Samir Nasty
Evil Gazidaz

Nosferatu
Nosferatu
1 year ago

Mark Killen will give you bad dreams and Jay will be Spearing a few.

Chidi
Chidi
1 year ago

Mikel heart eater

hustle6
hustle6
1 year ago
Reply to  Chidi

gold.

Stuart
Stuart
1 year ago

Jack Wilshite yourself

Henrykamp
Henrykamp
1 year ago

Fiery Henry

President Eckener
President Eckener
1 year ago

Ian Wight

Exiled Gooner
Exiled Gooner
1 year ago

I’ve been to Stoke away. The cold embrace of the crypt holds no fear for me, for I have already looked upon the face of hell.

But just to be sporting: Shock-ratis.

Gudang Bedil
Gudang Bedil
1 year ago

Andrey Arse-shaving
With four ghouls.

Petit's Handbag
Petit's Handbag
1 year ago

A-BOO Diaby

Petit's Handbag
Petit's Handbag
1 year ago

Can we sign Shane Duffy for the sole use of the pun “Duffy the Vampire Slayer”

Mercury786
Mercury786
1 year ago

Stephan Lynch-steiner

Pijiu25
Pijiu25
1 year ago

Sokratis Pumpkinopolous..

AFL
AFL
1 year ago

U Nightmary

Madrid Gooner
Madrid Gooner
1 year ago

Ivan Ghoul-zidis
Gollum Chambers
David Ghost-pina?

Richie
1 year ago

Robin Vampire-sie

footieblisters
footieblisters
1 year ago

Hannibal Hector Bellerin
Smith-Death Rowe
Alex iWOOOEEbi
Callum Chainbers

*grabs coat*

will
will
1 year ago

Terrory Henry
David O’Scary
Lucas Terrora

tgx
tgx
1 year ago

From the women’s squad: Dominique Bloodworth

Red-Sky
Red-Sky
1 year ago

Mustafi will play all games all season long.

Poet horrera
Poet horrera
1 year ago

Its cold round Mist heavy
Pale American Boomerang
Papa stop a police
All legs under locker Z
mat here went doozy
look a spear edge

David B
David B
1 year ago

Pascal Cygan. Nor a pun I was just genuinely terrified ha was on the pitch…….