World amazed as man takes train
In unbelievable news today a man has taken a train to get from one place to another.
The humble sports star bought a ticket, or...
5 alternatives to the Gulliver Theory about Arsenal injuries
Following up on the highly researched, completely serious and not at all tongue-in-cheek Gulliver Theory posited yesterday by the Guardian's Barney Ronay, we've come...
We've put together some of Michael Owen's best commentary moments for you to enjoy*.
*Quotes may not be real. And by 'may not', we mean...
‘Chelsea not boring’ say experts
World renowned experts have today come to the defence of plucky little underdogs Chelsea who have been left distraught by claims that they're boring.
As...
Things Michael Owen thinks are better than Mesut Ozil
You might remember that a couple of weeks ago Michael Owen – former football and now full time dipshit for BT Sport – said...
Mesut not Oz-ill enough for some
There was outrage on Teh Internets last night as it was revealed that Mesut Ozil is not on a life-support machine.
The German missed Arsenal's...
Snap Happy Joel shoots legend in dressing room
In an astonishing turn of events Joel Campbell has had his picture taken with Thierry Henry.
It appears the Arsenal legend was at the training...
Wenger admits he came close to superstar signings
Arsene Wenger has revealed he came close to signing Batman, Wolverine and the Silver Surfer but the deals broke down for various reasons before...
The 10 things Arsenal need to do to get back on track
Arsenal's season, despite only losing two three games, has been something of a struggle so far. In this massively researched piece we put together...
Is this the greatest ever Arsenal-Sp*rs combined XI?
No.
Fucking hell...did you really think we'd waste our time writing such a ridiculous article?
As you were.
Injury Crisis Forces Arsenal to Field Cash Reserves
Arsenal have been struck with an injury crisis ahead of a top of the table clash with Aston Villa on Saturday and Arsenal's Arsene...
Wenger finally talks about Danny Welbeck
Although he's been silent on the subject of the Danny Welbeck signing, Arsene Wenger has finally gone public about his deadline day capture.
Having been...
10 Fake Arsenal Tabloid Headlines – Part 2
The second in a series of fake tabloid headlines featuring puns on Arsenal player names – this time we're including players from days gone...
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