Kieran Gibbs hopes of a tranquil, peaceful Interlull are over as he’s been called up to the England squad as a replacement for the injured Ashley Cole.
The Chelsea man injured a rib – probably trying to suck himself off – and Gibbs recent good form has been ‘rewarded’ by a recall to Roy Hodgson’s squad.
He was all set for a couple of weeks of London Colney Battleships against expert player Mathieu Flamini although sometimes, if he loses, the Frenchman goes off in a huff and one time he tried to kick a youth team player in the arse but missed which only made him more cross but then he looked at some cat GIFs on Tumblr to cheer himself up.
Arsene Wenger will be hoping that the fitness issues the left back has had down the years are behind him and that he doesn’t fall victim to the international break.
The ‘suck himself off’ comment made me LOL
made me do the roflcopter! 😀
the blogger knows all about sucking cock, he regulary sucks the penis of arsene wenger and fists his asshole
the blogger loves to swallow hot cum and lick the shit off a hairy asshole
@mic
Ashley? Is that you?
I think it’s ‘Arry Redknapp. He’s finished his rant against the FA for not picking him over Hodgson and now needs to whinge about something else
Kinda annoying but good to see Keiran recognised for his excellent recent performances
Be nice though to see Keiran recognised as Kieran.
😀
Well he deserves to represent his country. His performance have been sublime. Best of luck to him. Come back healthy.
Damn. They’re onto him.
You’ve been drafted into the army son..Go do mother England proud
I’m really happy that Owl man finally recognizes good talent but this isn’t great for Arsenal especially with Gibbs’ injury record.
Wilshere ( strangely autocorrected to Wiltshire), Chamberlain, Gibbs and Walcott will be running the England team in 3 years. Congrats to Gibbo.
*running from the England team.
Jenkinson too and Jack Jebb.
Baines will play anyway, he’ll be just a backup and we have Nacho man in any case if something unfortunate happens.
Players with international caps are respected or feared much more by the opposition
Park Chu-Young…
…is respected and feared by South Korea’s opponents.
About time! Get in there Gibbo. (Not so distant) Future England Left Back!
If he does get a game he will finally be getting his first competitive full international match. Good on him. Hope he scores and then comes back fighting fit and raring to go.
I laughed so much when I read that Cashly got injured trying to “Suck himself off” that I almost swerved off the road in shock.
What are you doing reading while driving? Are you Nicklas Bendtner in disguise?
I’m fairly certain it’s a reference to a particularly poignant and memorable scene in Mr. Cole’s autobiography.
Indeed it is. But, as someone far more famous than me once said (probably) “if you have to explain your joke then it probably isn’t funny).
Fair play… Took me a while to get the reference!
Hahahaha!! Haven’t seen an article this funny since the Giroud Chamakh one!
Generally speaking, international call-ups have been damaging to our fragile squad. But in this instance, I am pleased for Gibbo. His consistency and quality is being rewarded with the highest acclaim a young English footballer could hope for (you would hope). Also, he seems like a damn decent young lad, with a good sense of humility and a dedication to his profession (I’m sure the Daily Mail are bent on changing that). So all I hope is that he comes on in the last 10 minutes, sets up winning goals and comes back all fresh to smash Norwich. Also, I… Read more »
I second this. Without the apostrophes this article is Gibb-erish.
Cashley is probably good at it anyway….and has apparently cancelled his contract with phones4u….
I can’t help but think that it was blogs’ himself who jinxed this call up
Lörd forgive me.
(see name correction.)
Mabye u shouldnt read while uou drive , ya dumbass
Maybe you should understand references before you write, ya dumbass…
Am I doing it right? You know, insulting fellow fans?
Well he insulted you !
Well double dumbass on you, as Captain James T. Kirk would have said. If you were a taxi driver.
With the depth of knowledge people on here have about Arsenal it’s best not to jump on people when you think they’re being dumb. Quite often they’re actually being clever and making everybody else smile.
i dont fucking like this at all but Gibbo must be thrilled……
We have your x ray back Mr. Cole… there appears to be a mobile phone vibrating inside your chest, thus the rib pain. Oh you fell on it?
…and the shampoo bottle, and the loofah, and the signed cricket ball ? You really need to get a shower shelf.
Omg one of the funniest articles from the blogger. Suck him self off lol, battleships expert Flamini lok, but simply done the way he put “rewarded for an England call up” using inverted commas. Class.
A call well deserved by Gibbs, wish him safe trip..please come back in one piece
Best left back in the country surprised he did not get call earlier on current performance. Also can play left wing and I dont see any player better in that position too. When I first saw him play in an emirates cup game he played there and was our best player. His performances have been sporadic over the last couple of seasons due to mainly injures and learming a more defensive game. This season he has cracked it and worthy 1st choice at the arse keeping out a decent Spanish international. Well done Gibbs. In my view better than cashly… Read more »
Yup…in my book if you can keep a Spanish Iinternational out of the first team, you’re definitely a better player than a cunt left back
is it time for one of arsene’s ‘no brainer’ quips yet??
This is good for Gibbs’ confidence. Hope he doesn’t play anything more than 10 mins, that would be good for Arsenal.
Dude you are on fire today
Good to see Gibbo get some recognition, well-deserved
I was hoping we could keep Gibbs a secret. How did Hodgson find out about him?
Getting off the point, imagine England winning the world cup with six players from The Arsenal in the side (and John Terry has retired)
England fielded 7 Arsenal players once, and they played the game at Highbury. If they ever field that many in the present day I’d damn well demand they play the games at Ashburton Grove. At least that way Arsene could keep an eye on his players and make sure Hodgson looked after them.
Actually though, I think Hodgson has been pretty good so far. You can’t blame him for picking our players, because they are so fucking good, but at least he listens to advice from Wenger on not overplaying them (unlike that Pearced Cunt the U-21s had).
This is the precisely why I love arseblog. You take something as mundane as a call-up and lace it with crass humor.
Crass: So crude and unrefined as to be lacking in discrimination and sensibility.
It may have been crude and unrefined but it was referring to Cashley Cunt, remember. His discrimination and sensibility were perfect.
We as fans can be selfish at times by wanting him to get some rest but as a player i think he will be motivated by the callup.
is that like being motivated by callum?
about f**kin time… well deserved!
Read that headline and thought ‘oh fuck’.
Is it selfish of me to hope that no Arsenal player plays for their country?
Waiting for reports of injuries after the various matches is like watching one of the 1-0 games we won towards the end of last season ie nerve-wrecking.
Nothing to do with Gibbs, but I just remembered:
Spurs 0-3 West Ham
My Dad was really happy about that result but still, after supporting WHU for 40+ years, can’t explain where that performance came from. Just glad it came against those posers down the road
Gibbsy well done mate, well deserved after all the hard work.
Leighton Baines will start but seeing as England lack a good left winger if we’re chasing a goal late in the game maybe Baines moves forward and Gibbs comes on as substitute?
Hope Carl Jenkinson gets a call-up too before Brazil. Glen Johnson can’t defend for the life of him and Kyle Walker keeps eating all the biscuits.
You must admit, Glen Johnson is great fun to watch, like Laurel and Hardy great.
To be unhappy with Gibbs being called to the national team would be selfish. Happy for him, happier if he come back uninjured.
I’d prefer he’d had the rest, to aid Arsenal in winning the quadruple this season
I’m willing to accept runners up in the League Cup as long as England win the World Cup in Brazil fielding Kieran, Jack, Theo, Ox, Carl, Chuba and Benik, and as long as they all come back fighting fit and raring to win another Premier League medal.
Who wouldn’t like the headline….
ARSENAL WIN THE WORLD CUP.
I’d just feel a bit sorry for Mesut, Per, Lukas, Serge, Gedion and Thomas for only getting a runner’s Up medal.
Lot of negative comments, but who’s to say that Gibbs isn’t really happy at getting a call up to play for his country?
Funniest comment I have ever read on this site!…that’s why I LURRRRVVV Arseblog. ‘The Chelsea man injured a rib – probably trying to suck himself off’… LOOOOOOOLLLLLL. Thrilled for Gibbo, delighted we’re all laughing at Cashly Cunt’s expence
Defo..sucking himself off..genius
Well deserved by Kieran as, frankly, Cashley is A) aging poorly and B) an unbelievable cuntvulture. This should speak more to the form of our young lad than to Cole’s shocking self-blowjob injury. And you’d think with his (alleged) affairs he could’ve managed a proper hummer.
I watched the Henry documentary at the wkend..watching Ash and Thierry sitting on the podium in the last game at Highbury it occurred to me that we lost out on selling him. The players liked him and in truth he was much better than Clichy..and to the chavs..urghh
The Chelsea man injured one of his labia – probably trying to lick himself off
Hope to see him push forward a little and start scoring.
Just reward for great form at the moment.
When Cashley called the FA “a bunch of twats” that should have been curtains for his England career.