Monday, November 29, 2021

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Cat set for Europa League debut

Arsenal have moved quickly to snap up Cat after the animal impressed yesterday during training ahead of tonight's Europa League clash with Qarabag. The furry...

“I’m underwhelmed” – Arsenal fans react to article about Arsenal fans reacting to stuff

We live in a world where people tweeting their views about inane stuff is now classified as news. Well, that's what the news tells...

EXCLUSIVE: All footballers not super best friends

After an exhaustive investigation, Arseblog News tonight exclusively reveals the shocking news that will rock the football world to its very foundations: not all...

Debuchy remains an Arsenal player after daring smash and grab fails

Arsenal were left relieved this morning after the club shop on Queensland road was the subject of a robbery last night. It's believed the criminals...

London’s 4,557,475th richest man wants to buy Arsenal, would make changes

Following reports that one of Africa's richest men, Aliko Dangote, would sack Arsene Wenger if he took over the club, one of London's least...

Five things that might happen if something that won’t happen happens

Imagine if that thing that isn't going to happen actually happened, and after it happened other things happened as a consequence of that. You have...

Arsene Wenger has haircut

Arsene Wenger has had a haircut. The Frenchman, blessed with a healthy head of luscious greying locks, appears to have treated himself to trim since...

Bellerin turns heads at London Fashion Week

As well as being a blindingly good right-back, Hector Bellerin is well known for his interesting sartorial choices. His fashion sense is a long way...

Make a film title pun from a striker’s name

We've seen Arsenal linked to countless forwards this summer, how much truth there is any of those links is open to question. Our guess would...

Mertesacker becomes latest to change number

After Alexis Sanchez and Aaron Ramsey changed numbers for next season, and Granit Xhaka handed the number 16 for his debut campaign with the...

Arseblog announces a brand new book – coming soon

Arseblog publishing confirms July release date of new book "OUTFOXED: The team that beat the champions". From the team that brought you "So Paddy Got Up"...

Arsenal set to be investigated over suspicious fitness issues

Arsenal are braced for an investigation after newspaper reports yesterday showed highly suspicious fitness issues at the club. The Telegraph have revealed that for the...

Behind the scenes: how Arsenal players relax

Speaking to the official site today, Alexis Sanchez revealed that he likes to play the piano to help take his mind of football and...

World of Arsenal rocked by #interesting #content? Please RT

There's naff all going on in the world of Arsenal today - often the case when all the juicy Wenger press conference quotes have...

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