4 – Pairs of pants
5 – Pairs of British pants
5 – Pairs of socks
3 – Plain white tee shirts
1 – 2005-2006 Claret Highbury commemorative home shirt with “Bergkamp 10” on the back
1 – Bottle of Valium for my “Bergkamp-like fear of flying”
1 – 2001-2002 Gold Lame “we won the League at Old Trafford” shirt
1 – Laptop
1 – Laptop charger
1 – Camera
1 – Camera charger
2 – USB to micro USB cords
1 – Frantically written reminder to my house sitter to “feed… the… bitch.”
1 – Tube of sunscreen
1 – Tube of toothpaste
1 – Toothbrush
1 – Floss
1 – Plain white collared shirt in case, you know, something classy happens accidentally
1 – “Unbreakable” comb
1 – Tube of hair goop
1 – Deodorant
1 – Clean kitchen
1 – Dog to the dog sitter
1 – Hangover
1 – Match ticket
1 – Plane ticket to NYC
1 – Good weekends a feller could have in NYC with all of that
@7amkickoff
2014 World Cup final DVD to watch over and over again
So You bring 9 pairs of pants in total? Am I rite?
no
British pants = underwear.
Why so many pants?!
9 pairs of pants with only 5 pairs of socks?
Blogs, You’re a man who lives his life dangerously!
I noticed no shoes on the list? Whoops!
Nice choice of jerseys.
I usually love your work, sir, but this was kind of Meh. Regardless, enjoy your trip in NYC and give Henry a kiss for me if the situation arises!
You might want some shorts
Judging by his expanding waistline, I don’t think feeding Wayne Rooney is the greatest of ideas.
You forgot your smile #aha
You may need Shorts (pants). Its summertime
Otherwise you “are good to go”
Enjoy yourself
#FACUP Selfie
#Gunnersaurus Selfie
Phone charger ?
No shoes??
Haha a bit of a baker? Great book.
Going commando then….hmmmm..use the sunscreen wisely then.
Read 5 pair of cocks
You’ve forgotten Mrs Blogs
But…. where’s your defribillator?
Oh right its not a sunday league match against lower opposition that we beat on other days but are finding it hard to do now when it matters hehe
You forgot to pack a power adapter?
Why do we need to be reading this, for the laughs or u are just bored of waiting to see real football?
Seems like a lot of socks unless you’re going full Red Hot Chili Peppers at the match.
You forgot to say:
1 – Entirely pointless, self-congratulatory post on Arseblog News.
2 – grumpy gooners already in the comment section
I’ll make sure they both get a full refund
Try Jack Daniel’s instead of Jim Beam: it’s got a better taste, especially with Coke.
We should open a book on when 7am’s “unbreakable” comb will get broken.
And, at last, a Fatgooner post I can 100% agree with 😉
Yes, credit where credit’s due. Keep it up, FG.
1 x mantra “every thing in moderation” repeat.
What is a pair of british pants? And what is the differences to regilar pants? 😀
Regular*
“pants” presumably = trousers / jeans
“British pants” presumably = underpants
It’s the colonial patois. A lot of it around these days.
ps. “2005-2006 Claret Highbury commemorative home shirt with “Bergkamp 10″ on the back”
I have one of those too, I’m proud to say. For Special Occasions.
But isn’t it officially “redcurrant”, rather than “claret”?