Sunday, November 17, 2024

Video: Alexis Sanchez’s top 10 goals for Barcelona

To give you a small idea of what we’re getting, here’s a look at Alexis Sanchez’s top 10 goals as a Barcelona player.

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SP

one word: amazing.

JC

We are rumored to have spent around 30-32 million pounds for Sanchez and 11 million pounds for Debuchy. Thats about 42 million pounds we spent on Ozil last year. Assuming that the rumor that Arsene was willing to bankroll between 70-75 million pounds to sign both Ozil and Di Maria last year, Arsene has plenty more (and the willingness) to spend if the players are right.

Keep spending Arsene! We got to payback Chelsea, Man U, Liverpool and Man City for the beating that we took last year (with our injuries).

gunnertron

WOW! This guy is an awesome finisher. Just picks a spot and BANG! The most perfect forward signing in relation to what the team needs. You can just see him fitting straight in whilst still being a compliment to our other forward(s).

I guess this is what Wenger wanted to add to the team when he was hunting for Suarez… thankfully we missed out on him and got Sanchez – A much better fit to the Arsenal way of playing and thinking. This guy is going to destroy the Premier league next season. WHAT A SIGNING!YAY.

ChrisGoona

Suarez is a terrible cheat. I gradually warmed to the idea of him playing for Arsenal but I am glad in a way we didn’t get him now. Sanchez looks like a quality player who most importantly, isn’t a cannibal!

Can’t wait to see how Wenger fits him into the front 3. Poldi, Theo, Ox, Cazorla & Giroud have got some major competition now.

at@arse

Two words: Kleenex required!

Smokin'Gunner

If you had said three words and added please I would have shared.

FeckinBollix

My knickers got stiffened

Chaplin35

Two words: Creaming myself

good assassin

Indeed. The way he plays, the audacity, the creativity and the pace; it all reminds me of Thierry in his pomp. Good times ahead.

spudmonkey97

HE CAN TAKE FREE KICKS!

Lord Bendtner

So can Cazorla, if you remember that amazing one in the FA cup final.

A Gooner in Houston

I ran around screaming when that went in. One of the best FKs (in terms of timing, being 2-0 down and needing a life line) that I have witnessed as an Arsenal fan.

spudmonkey97

Course I remember it, it was possibly the best free kick I’ve ever seen! It just seems when it comes to FKs in the past, we’ve had a shortage of people who can get it over the wall or in a good area.

ER1

Henry’s free kicks… *sigh*…

Bould's Eyeliner

Cazorla’s was certainly amazing, but Henry’s fk’s…. you have to admit there’s a difference lol

Gutbukket Deffrolla

Walcott’s free kicks… *eugh*… I know he’s always keen to take them but I hope Wenger can convince him to leave them to Cazorla / Sanchez from now on. It will be unusual and exciting, as a Gooner, to be able to wonder which part of the goal the free kick will hit rather than wondering how many feet over the bar it will go if it manages to get past the wall.

Yes, I love Walcott, but I’m not particularly fond of his free kicks or corners.

ChrisGoona

You all forgetting Ozil. He has taken a few already for us and he does manage to get them up and down

Cat Biscuits

Arsene Wenger.

ER1

Matt Damon

ChrisGoona

Albert Einstein

Gutbukket Deffrolla

Charlie Chaplin

Skelly

Steve.

Ghosh

No 9 my favourite by far. He kinda reminds me of Vela, or what Vela should have been

Burn Baby Burn

Keeper got a touch – are you trying to piss blogs off?

some smart american

That last goal against Real Madrid was something else entirely.

up4grabs

Also Ozil makes a cameo appearance!!

NorthernGoon

The thought of Ozil feeding Alexis is mouth wateringly good. Still fucking love Ozil, nice chap, epic footballer.

Clint

Heh at 3:17 we get the La Liga “yarrrrrrrggghhhhh” – he’s clearly destined for the red and white!

Young Gooner

Wonderful. He can score all types of goals.

Gutbukket Deffrolla

I’d like to see his ‘worst’ 10 goals just to be sure of that. Can he scramble the ball over the line with his arse if that’s what’s needed?

All we ever see of players on youtube is long range blasts. If he can put them away in a packed area during a scramble in the rain on a cold tuesday night in Stoke then he could be the immensest of immense strikers since immense commenced.

Podobviouski

you sire, can have a slice of my pie for that brilliant bit of wordplay

Fan

How about no. 3!!!

SporadicAli

Almost as good as Jack’s vs Norwich.

SporadicAli

^ That wasn’t a “Sanchez is crap” post, I was just saying No. 3 reminded me of how beautiful Jack’s was, and isn’t it exciting thinking about what this team will achieve next season.

Yacine

Reminds me more of Rambo’s vs. Norwich.

Poor, poor Norwich.

Giroulski

Which one? He scored two incredible goals v Norwich last season.

Gunner From Another Mother

I can already picture Giroud’s flick ons for him…mmmmmm

Bould's Eyeliner

and Ozil’s cutting passes to him…. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Gutbukket Deffrolla

and Szczezny’s pinpoint long throws to him,
and Cazolra’s inch-perfect corners to him,
and Debuchy’s accurate crosses to him,
and Ramsey’s unbelievable one-twos with him…. mmm… mmmety… mmm… mmmm

Mesut's Kisses

I am going to have to leave work. My pants are ruined.

Gutbukket Deffrolla

…mmmmmmmmmm

Goonerestgooner

He’s a bit decent ain’t he.

99

Not too shabby! Some of the angles he fired from were amazing. And some where he had to overcome that awful salmon & yellow shirt… 🙂

Yeah methinks no more “work” is getting done today!

Tybo

Quite a Chilean experience watching those goals go in

Atletico Islington

class

Gargoyle

Like we haven’t already seen every video of Sanchez out there. We’ve seen everything there is to see out there, read everything there is to read. We know Sanchez better than he knows himself 😀

ThisIsMe

I hope he does keep shooting from distance. Us gooners are deprived of them type of goals.

SeattleGunner

I’ll admit, I got wood seeing him be Courtois like that! Here’s to about 4 more on him this next season! Give me some Belgian tears!

TheYusufPatel

That chip at the end has me drooling like I have an extra chromosome

Clarkeycat

Wow… that’s pretty offensive. Nice work there – can’t we just be happy without taking the piss out of people with disabilities?

Goonerestgooner

Number 10 (the first one shown in the vid) was good, and I think he DID mean to do it.
The rest was just like watching Henry.
Something wicked (good) this way comes. 😉

Mos

When I watched it i thought surely that was a mishit cross, then he does something very similar for goal number 4 or 5 so yeah he has that tight angle skill.

Milo

Now imagine what he’ll do with real players around him.

Ramböx

He will run past them and score and ronaldo will cry

Electric Sanchez

Better than gift than a Lexus!

Rambö

The El Clasico chip is so fucking brilliant. And the shot from the 2 degree angle. What a class player!

The only Olivier is Giroud

The free kicks! Those free kicks… oh, be still, my beating heart!

Tom thumb

I’d watch it over and over again . not just for the goals but for the commentators as well. Gooooooooaaaaaaaaal.

Gutbukket Deffrolla

The crowd should make him feel at home at the Emirates the first time he scores there… Gooooooooaaaaaaaaal.

The Beast

I still can’t believe it until I see him in that skin tight Puma for for our first Trophy of next season next month,Welcome to the Arsenal Son.

Scott P

Can you dig it?

Goonerestgooner

Just a thought, but if Sanchez wore 9 at Barca and that’s Poldi’s number, could Poldi be off to pastures new?
I certainly hope not cos I love that crazy, hash tagging, smiling German.

Swedegunner

Sanchez gets number 17

Gutbukket Deffrolla

They’re players, not ferraris. The number doesn’t matter as long as they’re playing… apart from Bale, of course. If Real had refused him the 11 shirt he’d have told them to fuck off, I’m sure.

Gutbukket Deffrolla

…then again, his money-grubbing agent would probably have broken all of his fingers so that he was able to trademark a new celebration handsign and actually be able to make the number 53 with his two little pinkies.

rossi88

Im so excited

Balo

This is a fantastic addition to Arsenal squad. I have no doubt Alexis will flourish in the premiership with his awesome power. Well done Wenger.

JohnnyGooner

Oooooffff…

The Beast

You don’t know how I ‘m feeling.

Gutbukket Deffrolla

Randy?

Patrick

I need new pants.

The Beast

Excited as Fcuk.

Tsardom

Great start to the transfer season.

bournegooner

Arsenal’s Present No 9 – Podolski – Cannon left foot.
Arsenal’s Newest Signing – Sanchez – Cannon right foot.

Gutbukket Deffrolla

Our response to those big rebounds off the post or crossbar should be quite spectacular then…. Boom!! Bang!! Boom!!! Gooooooaaaaaaal!!!!!!!

voldermort

I don’t follow foreign football as I don’t have time I knew he was good obviously but am seriously blown away by what we have just signed having just seen those clips.

Daggadag

Like I haven’t already watched this 3000+ times in the last 3wks lol thanks for the upload tho xxxxxx

LANS

YES YES FUCKING YES!
That is all i have to say!

Arsepedant

This is making me wet and I’m not even a woman.

Goonerrob86

So my away shirt, do I get alexis or Sanchez…

Chase

How bad are Barcelona going to be next season? Seriously though…

Gutbukket Deffrolla

Well one of the forwards will be banned for the first 10 weeks, that’s just for starters.

Arsepedant

And another of them out is for six months with a broken back.

goonerbynature

Ozil had a front row seat for that cracking finish for no. 8! Bet he’s going to love being able to provide for exactly that kind of goal.

Gustavo Almadovar

Chillie con carnage !

Gunner From Another Mother

*Tips hat*

Marcus

Mental, this signing is huge and if the rumours keep coming true like the Sanchez one and we end up getting a worldclass DM, we are set for the title !

Heisenberg

Master stroke by Wenger!

I cannot wait to see Sanchez score in an Arsenal shirt! The guy has everything in his locker! Top class signing and still a few years from his peak! COME ON YOU GUNNERS!

Me So Hornsey

This has given me strangely contrasting feelings.

It makes me moist and hard at the same time.

It’s making me feel Hornsey…

GGGA

What do you think they are smoking over there at the Nou Camp?

Arsepedant

Brenda Rogers’ private stash.

Nibrows

Now I’m so glad we didn’t re-sign Fabregas..
That money has gone on this beauty and hopefully 20+ goals..

Thank you Wenger. Good choice..

Clifford the big red Arse

Great highlights, great fun, great player.

But can someone please tell me why every single highlight video is played to the tune of some EDM remix? Just to mix things up for once can we rock some flight of the bumblebee, or Benny Hill theme song?

I’m so ready for the season.

Xxxrob

Kings of leon: Sex on fire

OOOHHHHHH A-LEXIS-ON FIREEEE
and you KNOOOOOOWWWWW
YOU KNOW HE WON’T BITE YAAAAA

Jalster28

Does anyone now what his kit number is? Im trying to add to Arsenal on fifa to piss off my mug smasher friends. thx

xxxrob

Unless someone is off.. no idea what the obvious choice would be

But I am quite partial to No.23 being a wide forwardy number, i think that’s a fair guess.

xxxrob

He’s 17 and Monreal is now 18
Balls to my theory eh..

Policeman's Bangers 'N' Mash

LET’S ALL GO TO CHILE, LET’S ALL GO TO CHILE, LA LA LA LAAA

Goonerestgooner

How do you say “great goal” in Chiliean (sic)?
Alexis Sanchez.

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