No doubt you’ve seen the news that Lukas Podolski is set to make his film debut in a German movie called Macho Man – a look back at the wrestling career of Randy Savage.
Our forward is going to play his trainer who makes him run for ages while cycling along eating a sandwich, goading him all the way.
But if he’d made his debut before now, so here are ten films he could have starred in.
1 – Luk who’s talking
2 – 21 InstaGrams
3 – City of Pod
4 – Pearl Aha-rbour
5 – The Cologne Ranger
6 – My left foot
7 – Snatch – “Do ye like (hash)tags?’
8 – Children of a lesser Pod
9 – The (Ger)men who stared at goats
10 – (mann)Schaft (you’re damn right)
Ok, we were ambitious with 10, but hey, feel free to add more in the comments.
We apologise in advance for any frivolity this article may have caused and we recognise that football is super serious and no fun should be had ever.
Mr. Peabody and German
The PodFather
Das Boot
The Big Podolski
The Big Podolski gets my vote. Thumps up sir.
No Contract for Pold Men
Pod fiction; a film about all the clickbait regarding his transfer, although the window is closed.
The Pod’s must be crazy 🙂
Poldilocks and the Three Pers
Alright everyone. Micky Mouse has won the internet for today. Time for the rest of us to pack it in. See you tomorrow.
Reading your tweets plus above You and Timbo
“Are one flew over the cuckoos nest”
Poldi meanwhile…
Is ” what are we going to do about Kevin (Poldi)”
Go on bite me…I know its bad and sad but it’s been a long day
What?
Let me explain…..
“One flew over the Cuckoo Nest”
Oscar wining film starring Jack Nicholson
But only film buffs and less younger fans than “I’m not Giroud” may know it
Arseblog comment section suits all ages to include the female ( me)
We need to take about Kevin….even “I’m not Giroud” should know that one ( urban film )
Lol
meanwhile…
What?
I think the “what” was with regards to how it makes sense in the context of coming up with Podolski themed film puns.
I think the questions are:
Does adding “Are” to the front of “One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest” have a reference that I’m not getting? And does adding “Poldi” as the surname of a character really count as a pun?
Seriously what?
And one flew over the cuckoos nest “only known by film buffs and older people?”
Behave, its an amazing from that tons of people will know about.
it was also a book beforehand so shhh
“amazing film”…idiot
Cool Hand Lukas
The Podfather!!
What about Mr. (Poldi)ean ???
Aha-conda!
Errr, The Podfather?!?!
Waterboy! Man I’m on fire!
(Usually when I say that it means I’m really not, so I’ll just get my coat so long).
Grown Ups 2
Obviously he’s Podrick in Game of Thrones.
Poldi: D’ya like me tags?
Wenger: tags?
BFG: Yeah, tags #AHA #RedArmy #AFC?
Wenger: Aaah, your instagram tags. Yeah I like your tags. I like your left foot more.
BFG: Very good.
Podolski: #AHA #Wengerlovesmytags #AFC #AlwaysBelieve #Leftfoot
The Ahavengers
The German Who Wasn’t There
THE LION THE WITCH AND THE PODOLSKI
THE LORD OF THE PODOLSKIS
INGLOURIOUS POLDIS
King Aha-rthur
Ahacalypse Now
Poldy, Poldy II, Poldy III, Poldy IV, Poldy V and Poldy Balboa.
Podzilla
Lukas of Arabia
The Polish Connection
Dr. Aha
The Big Podolski….hahah, best one I saw by far!
Pold School
Aha Wars II: Attack of the Welbz
The Pod Couple
The Fresh Prince of Highbury Square
Poldi: Child’s Play
Pold Feet
We Need To Talk About Lukas
Don’t Luk Now
Podolknado
On The Bench
Me, My Selfie and Irene
When Lukas Met Sally
Bring Me The Head of Lukas Podolski
Any Given Poldi
The Hurt Luker
Pold Boy
The Unbearable Lightness of Podolski
O Podolski, where art thou?
Have you thought of his starring with Eboue in a blockbuster hit?
To joke at all about pearl harbor is a disgrace! Just a Christmas ambush, only second to 9/11 for America! Only led to the nuclear world we live in for the rest of the duration of life itself! Some things are just not a joke. Like saying pod blitzburg! Some things are just not a joke! I love and have been a follower of asrecasts and blogs for years! My favorite was the very end of your podcast with arshavin imitations! Great! But to joke on sad historical events in movies! We as gooners are better than that! We have… Read more »
Not sure if serious….
I know … and if he IS serious, then dear oh dear, where to begin?
Thumb up, that was funny.
Clearly a jokester.
Maybe you should tell that to Michael Bay, who turned the attacks on Pearl Harbor into a crappy love triangle?
Hey man, yeah, and look at all these Podfather jokes. Don’t people know that that shit was real, and that a horse DIED to make that movie?! I mean, oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I think he should of been in one of the Christopher Nolan Batman films, co-staring Neymar.
Lucky Luk
Don’t Luk Now
#A-hard Day’s Night
Harry Podder
Sweeney Podd: The demon aha-ber of Fleet Street.
Luk Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Poldi-sac
Das Football Boot…err…something something Podolski something left peg hammer Podolski – Vanishing Point…Vanishing Point.
given that blogs is Irish i’m a little surprised not to see
My Left Foot
in there
#Aha!
Are you 6 blind?
Luk who’s coming to dinner.
My Left Foot
which is on the list *punches self in balls*
ah well. How about injury themed films?
Theo – The English Patient
Diaby – Broken Arrow
Rambo – The Man Who Walked up a Hill and Fell down a Mountain
etc
Abou Diaby’s A Series of Unfortunate Events
Aguirre, The Wrath Of Pod
All The King’s (Ger)Men
Apoldilypse Now
Apoldo 13
Podsworth
The German Connection
Gallipoldi
A-Hamlet
Aha-rd Day’s Night
Lukal Hero
Luke Back In Anger
The Magic Foot
The (Ger)Man With The Golden Foot
My Man Podfrey
Pod-tergeist
A Shot In The Park
They Shoot Footballs, Don’t They?
Shootsie
Topkapoldi
And a couple of titles that don’t even need to be changed, they’re such naturals for him:
The Goalie’s Anxiety At The Penalty Kick
My Left Foot
The Shootist
S(aha)ra
The Joy Luk Club
(Podol)Ski Patrol
The Luk Of Love
Aha Trek: Deep Space ‘9’
Podistrict 9
The Poddit: The Desolation of Stoke
Poldi, whith a chance of meatballs
Die Aha-rd
Die Aha-rd 2: Die Aha-rder
Die Aha-rd with a Wengence
Road to Podition
The Good, the Bad, and the Poldi.
Dude where’s my shinguard?!(car)
YES!
Poldi Brasco
Good Poldi Vietnam
The Poldinator
Polditor
Poldiasic Park
Aha-rtbreak Ridge
The Poldicist
The Poldicism of Emily Rose
The Poldicles of Aha-rnia
Poldi Darko
What about Bond Films? Could we get a clean sweep?
Poldi No. (9)
From Poldi With Love
Poldfinger
Thunderball
You Poldi Live Twice
On Her Poldiskis Secret Service
Poldi’s Are Forever
Poldi Let Die
The Man with the Poldi Gun
The Spy Who Loved Poldi
Octopoldi
For Your Eyes Poldi
Never Say Poldi Again
The Poldi Daylights
PoldiEye
Poldi Never Dies
The Poldi’s Not Enough
Poldi Royale
Poldi od Solace
Poldifall
The Lord of the left wing (the rings)
Bond Movies?
Poldi No. (9)
From Poldi With Love
Poldfinger
Thunderball (nuff said)
Yo Poldi Live Twice
On Her Poldiskis Secret Service
Poldis Are Forever
The Man With the Poldi Gun
The Spy Who Loved Poldi
For Your Eyes Poldi
Octopoldi
Never Say Poldi Again
Poldi To Kill
PoldiEye
Poldi Never Dies
The World is Not a Poldi
Poldi Royale
Poldi of Solace
Ahasterix and #ix
Poldis 11
The German Job
Ace Podolski, Prank Detective
The Big Podolski
Move on!
Blast it like poldi
The M-aha-trix
Postbusters
* got nothin’
Poldfinger
You only shoot once
The #Aha team
A few good (ger)men