Sunday, November 17, 2024

Wenger confirms Alexis available for cup final

Despite the fact I’m quite drunk due t drinking pints in Anseo this evening, Arsene Wenger has confirmed tjat Alexis Sanchez will be available for the cup final.

The Chilean could, under FIFA rules, be called for his country ahead of the Copa America, but the Arsenal manager has confirmed there’s no danger of him missing the Wembley showdown.

“We got an agreement they won’t call him,” said the Arsenal manager. “They could call him up. Anyway, I am sure he would not go!”

If Chile do progress it poses a problem, but that’s something for the future, after he’s broken Tim Sherwood’s heart.

In the  meantime, I’m going to listen to some Prefab Sprout.

 

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Danger Mouse

Go home Arseblog, youre drunk.

Jordan

Go home drunk, you’re Arseblog!

Bould's Eyeliner

You mean he should get drunk more often if it somehow correlates to Alexis being available.

Hutch

Personally, I prefer this than his usual style of Blogging.

richardanus

You’re home, go drunk Arseblog.

PauloDiGunnio

I can typing

spinner

Hot dog, jumping frog, Albuquerque.

TommyGun

Balls… I thought it was Hot dog, jumping frog, I want cookie. I don’t know who I am anymore.

cygan'sbaldspot

Cool.

Siserio

We need our best players for that show piece.Great news!

Trex d' Gunner

Another nightmare for little Tim

steshell

Your the king of rock and roll!

goontang

Like he was ever going to give up the opportunity to play an FA cup final. If the things you hear about him never wanting to stop kicking a ball in training, id say good luck to the chilean FA trying to keep Alexis out of this game

Jamie

Let us all take a moment to pray that ‘blog’s hangover isn’t too harsh tomorrow.

chippy's chip

*Boilk*

gooner stuck in cornwall

If Alexis Sanchez could, he’d probably turn out for the reserves as well as the first team.

ClockEndRider

On the same day.
At the same time.
In different continents.

TommyGun

I will dream every night for decades of their being two Alexis’s. You’ve made me a very happy man, off for a nap.

Getso gunner

Can someone tell me if there is any synchronization between Andrew Mangan and bear? He likes beer so much……Hope no offence

Chuck

Go home, Getso – you’re drunk!

Topemi

What!!!! Forget it, he is going nowhere until he wins d cup for us

whisht

Swoon

Paul

The thing about Chelski being boring is …………………snore..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

twisted cuntloks

No drink more it is an improvement!
🙂

Bobbyp

Prefab Sprout are fucking excellent. Especially ‘The Ice Maiden’ Good choice.

Sepe

if tim sheerwood is an arsenal fan, wouldn’t breaking his heart mean we lose? Alexis Sanchez to score an own winning goal?

TPW

He surely is a truly gifted kid.

flappylegs

Well Chile’s first game is on the 11th of June and if they make it to the final that would be 4th of July (aka The National American Circle Jerk Day) so I dont really see how it could be a problem anyway especially for man beast Alexis Alexis but then again I am not exactly sober either anyway however I am aware of something called google chrome auto spell checker.

That was a reallyu long sentence… heres some punctuation for ya: , . ! ? ” / (btw thanks for someone on arseblog comments for that joke 🙂

GoonerN16

Fu* k ff why?

chippy's chip

Alexis we love you. We need you.

Arsenalnut

Blogs,

Maybe the Copa America is less intense than the World Cup for you. For the South American players its an opportunity to kick lumps out of each other. Worse, Chile are the hosts. Chances of them losing in group play? Zero. Hold your breathe until Sanchez is back in England in one piece.

Arsenalnut

flappylegs,

National American Cicle Jerk Day? I always thought of it as the Great English Bukkake Day. Here’s a towel.

Cheers.

flappylegs

Im African but thats beside the point.. was just a joke calm down. Patriotism sucks, fuck the border. One planet one people.

Have a good evening.

GoonerN16

I am with you brother!!!!! Lets move on…

chippy's chip

Haha lets all laugh at judascum skunk vp and his man ure mates. up the baggies.

hank1979

Paddy mcaloon what a song writer.
great choice blogs drunk or sober. Great result for utd this evening you have to laugh really

n11gooner

#findramblingpete

Paul

Manure lost at home!!!! just not funny enough!!!!
COYG!

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