Thursday, November 14, 2024

Robin returns as Interlull labelled ‘worst ever’

Arsenal’s training ground will received a much needed boost this week as Robin van Persie returns from international duty ahead of schedule. In a rare showing of decency and sense, Bert van Marwijk has allowed the talismanic striker to miss Tuesday’s game with Germany after consultation with Arsene Wenger.

“Arsene asked me if I could please not play Robin in both games,” he said. “I had a good talk with Wenger and we decided that Robin would play only on Friday. After that we would send him back to London. I won’t use Robin against the Germans.”

Arseblog News applauds Mr van Marwijk for his enlightened stance and hopes more international managers follow suit. Meanwhile, this current Interlull has been named as the ‘worst ever’ by Arsenal fans who are missing real football.

“Honestly, this is the most tedious Interlull I can ever remember since the last one”, said Trevor Volcano from Holloway Road. “I’ve been trying to fill the gap with strenuous outdoor activities but I think I might have pulled a muscle in my little toe and I will be seeking compensation from Sepp Blatter for this. You can be assured of that”.

“I agree with Trevor”, agreed Nigel Quimthorn. “We had just built up a nice head of steam and now our steam is gone. When you think about how hard people had to work in the old days to get a bit of steam to power things by steam it seems shocking that we allow steam to go to waste in such a fashion. Are we really an elightened, modern society? I suggest to you, sir, that we are not”.

There are further international games on Tuesday before the Arsenal players regroup for Saturday’s trip to the fabled land of the Nore Witch.

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Bren

Andrew, you are a nutter. Great news though. Sky Sports are just reporting it this morning while you broke the story on Friday or Saturday.

rob johnson

possibly the best nutter that I’ve ever seen 🙂
great Post!!

I’m so sick of barca…I need to write it somewhere, excuse me.

Craig

Is it true that Van Der Fart got injured playing for the Netherlands? If so then ha fucking ha!

jay

Na$ri’s got tendonitis… it might be in poor taste but.. QUIDS IN!

Tiger Tadgh

Possibly the best ever interlull for us Irish fans 🙂 Poland is gonna get invaded by the green Army…….. Can’t FUxxEN Wait

Will

This is a massive headf*ck on a sunday morning!

domacle

*sings*
ohhh, RVP, you mean the world to me,
I know, I know
I’ve found in you
My endless love

BorisCro

Not the worst ever, Croatia trashed Turkey 3-0 🙂 🙂 🙂

garyfootscrayaustralia

Did Eduardo score?

paddymac

Nigel Quimthorn!! Brilliant.

Fair play to van Marwijk, I love the thought of him and Arsene discussing the subject in a very laid-back manner at an Amsterdam coffee shop. Imagine trying to have the same conversation with Stuart Pearce…

feygooner

Is Nigel Quimthorne a reference to something?I don’t get why it’s funny :S

Nik

because it’s got the word quim in it.

feygooner

Ah, I didn’t know what quim meant. Urban dictionary cleared it up for me though 😛

Bromley Gooner

Only a week left for real football, good rest for arteta and Robin back in safe hands, tedious yes but there have been worse interlulls also John Terry looks like a broken man in the picture in the Sun a man who looks like he’s going to be found out for the snivelling little shit cunt he truly is

Mooro

Is it still not over yet then? Ah for fucks sake.

Fuckin interdull.

TSOTIA

Aah, good news! No need for camels’ placentae then. Great!

433

Trevor and Nigel have a lot more to contribute, I’m sure.

manfredi

actually it seems to be a growing trend among national managers to save players. For denmark, most of the “bigger” players only play one of the matches.

Gotta find the right balance, these friendlies should be to try new talent only really..

freakstreet

these friendlies are ridiculous….I understand that international managers want to play their best players for the team to gel and try out tactics and what not…but what’s the bloody point when the actual tournament is 7 months from now

domacle

Would have been the worst Interlull ever if RVP and Ramsey got crocked tbh

Frog

I love international friendlys.

AR

Haha genius! 😀

garyfootscrayaustralia

Please tell me that was sarcasmirony……

CAGooner

I think frog is just a contrarian. Never mind being a purveyor of irony/sarcasm.

Bromley Gooner

Ha frog Some people just don’t get it

goonernim

Wenger would have got shirty with bertie had robin got hurty by some cunt who is dirty e.g for instance, Reading legend Graham murty.

David

Six days till we bash Norwich!

SZCZ

To the theme of “What is love”:

Wojciech SZCZ
Arsenal don’t concede, don’t concede, no more
Wojciech SZCZ
Arsenal don’t concede, don’t concede, no more
Whoa whoa Wojciech Szczesny, Whoa-oh Wojciech Szczesny, oooh oooh

garyfootscrayaustralia

Was that tune done by a young fella before he became Sol Campbell, back when he was a Spurs reserve called Haddaway?

Aus goon

Not sure about worst ever as there are no injuries to be heard of as of yet. And verminator didn’t even play. So to me, that’s a great interlull so far..

ken

Arsenal 1 – FIFA 0

Witoldo

Seriously, Arsene is right. European qualifying needs to be gotten under control. Look at Africa , Asia, and CONCACAF. The better teams enter the qualifying rounds later on, meaning they don’t have to waste time playing the shit teams with no chance of qualifying. Meanwhile, in Europe, you have San Marino, Faroe Islands, and Liechenstein entering on equal footing as the big guns. Damn European democratic ideals…

the only sam is nelson

Half of them are fucking tax havens that enable the stupidly wealthy to avoid tax.

Why on earth footballers would give them the time of day I’ve no idea…

oh, wait

Bergkamp10

i think robin would of love to play in the germany match even if its useless when the dutch match against the germans any dutch would love to play since its national pride to avenge their people who died in WW2.

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