Thursday, August 18, 2022

Stoke v Arsenal – stat pack and betting preview

As with every Premier League game, our friends at have provided us with a fantastic visual stat pack infographic ahead of our game against the Stoke RFC tomorrow.

It’s jam-packed with info and figures and diagrams for you stats fans out there. Simply click the image to see the full, extended version (this image is just a snippet).

Paddy Power Arseblog betting

First goalscorer: Aaron Ramsey 12/1 – Thomas Vermaelen 16/1 – Andre Santos 25/1

Stupid cap wearing: Tony Pulis 1/1,000,000 – Arsene Wenger 1,000,000/1

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Fuck Stoke…..


Pulis & Legsnappingfuckwit to be cunts before,during & after the game-
1/1000,000,000,000,000 at paddy power.


All the bettings for our past what? 5 matches?, have gone horribly wrong. So yeah, fuck stoke and lets just win this one. Shall we??.

Midfield Corporal

I imagine Pullis has had his warriors caged all week, feeding them raw meat whilst making them watch violent images of death, mutilation and Arsenal leg breaks. 5 minutes before KO he’ll throw them a rag with Aaron Ramseys scent then release them snarling and foaming at the mouth onto the battlefield….or pitch as we call it. God I hope we can beat them but I have a feeling a draw is on the cards.




One nil to the Arsenal seems the likely outcome for me, with RvP the lone goal scorer.

Rad Carrot

This is a massive one. Anything less than a win and we can kiss goodbye to CL football next season. I expect the team to give it their all, but after a few shaky performances I’m really, really nervous about this one.

9 points needed from 3 games. Anything else and we’ll be on Channel 5. That’s all that Wenger needs to say.

Midfield Corporal

I think we’ll only need 7 points Rad, Newcastle have got Citeh and Chelsea still to play, and Spurs couldn’t beat an egg at the moment.

Rad Carrot

Spurs have an easy run in, and we can’t take anything for granted – that’s what they’ve done all season, and now they’ll (hopefully) finish sixth. Lets face it, the fucking chavs are lucky enough to win the CL now, so 4th is not an option, and 3rd is now a really shitty way into the CL next season. But it’s the only thing we can play for. The Toon can easily beat Chelski anyway, and I wouldn’t put it past them to give Man City a good game – they can win all 4 of their remaining games, unfortunately,… Read more »


Ill take 3rd after the shit season we had but we need massive investment this summer if we are to claw back 18+ points difference next season. we cannot keep loaning players out then trying to scrape through with a 20 man squad and a handful of u21s. next season wenger must assemble 3 teams minimum. 2 teams of players over 21 then a 3rd team with 3 over 21s and 8 under. if he can assemble another team of under 21s and keep them happy then even better. we must be ajle to bring the under 21s in and… Read more »

Greg John

Excellent rabble rousing on the Arsecast yesterday, Blogs – consider me roused.
Absolutely right what you said about them all being cunts at Stoke, including the tea lady. Which got me thinking.
Do you think it’s working at Stoke that made her a cunt? Or do you think they specify “must be a cunt” when they advertise the job?
Or do you think that you just have to be a cunt in the first place to want to work there?

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