Monday, May 20, 2024

Man Utd v Arsenal stat pack + Paddy Power betting preview

As always our good friends at have provided us with another one of their fantastic Premier League infographics, ahead of our game against Man Utd at Old Trafford tomorrow.

Click on the image below to expand it and see all the statty goodness it contains.

Paddy Power Arseblog betting

Selected Odds

Arsenal win – 4/1
Man Utd win – 8/11
Draw – 13/5

First goalscorer: Lukas Podolski 11/1 – Olivier Giroud 9/1 – Per Mertesacker – 40/1 – Jack Wilshere 25/1

Robin van Persie to be a cunt: 1/infinity

Money back special: If Robin van Persie scores the last goal, Paddy Power will refund all losing First Goalscorer, Last Goalscorer, Correct Score & Scorecast singles on this match

Remember, if you haven’t got a Paddy Power account, simply click here to register and as a special offer, if you bet £10 first time, you get a free £20 bet.

Make it so.

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1/infinity = 0 man… See where you’re coming from though, Robin van cunt

jack jack jack

dearest Beanie, you do realise these aren’t fractions right?


Can someone explain to me how the “fraction” betting works?

I understand if the odds are 2.50, that means for each dollar you get 2.50 back

but 8/11 is less than 1 so how does it work??


Oh and goooo Arsenal,

An Arsenal win
A frimpong two foot high tackle on Vanpersie and a draw

are my preferred results 🙂


Decimal includes stake returned. If you add the 2 numbers from a fractional bet you will get the total return. 8/11, for example will return 19. Which is 8 profit on an 11 stake. I prefer decimal too.


Those aren’t fractions. Fyi, that operation is invalid.
Lim x->infinity ( 1/x) ->0 is correct.
But ya, van cuntsie.

We gunner do em!

There’s something missing from this equation. A certain value it goes like this, (john) + (terry)*2= racist cunt.


Oh I’m a cunt because there’s not a single player in your squad that’s better than me. Not a single player I can look upto myself. Not a chance that when I had an off day the team could win without me. I played my heart out when I was there. I left because arsenal is a fading force. You should recognise what your board has done for you. I would’ve loved to stay but unfortunately you’ll gave me no choice. Sold the best players we had and then bought cheap/lacking in quality replacement. If I had stayed I would’ve… Read more »




10/1…….. Rooneys toupe to fall off after an earth shattering tackle from vermaelen around 60 minutes there…..what?, it’s not a toupe?…..could have fooled me!

Gooner in Spain

I’ve got a ticket to the Fulham match up for sale – bought it for £54 would like to recover £50 – since I’m now attending the match with my wife we had to go through a friend who was able to get us seated together (could only buy one seat with my red membership). Will give ticket and membership card to at stadium before game – contact me at [email protected] if interested.

Gooner in Spain

so some of you would like to see empty seats in the stadium? If they’d allow me to resell on the ticket exchange, as they do with season ticket holders. Don’t live in London so I don’t have many options.


Come on Arsenal! If Sp*rs did it, so can we!


They aint no different to liverpool.
If the record against livpool is great we can start making one against utd starting tomorrow.

We gunner do em!

Manchester dean vs Arsenal.

Van pay-me-more to score an own goal and get substituted at halftime as the inner kid will be fatigued and wanting some milk sucked from rooneys tits. So rooney has to be subbed too.


van pussy shows some class.

Proud Gooner NK

JW10 to score a classy goal: 2/1

Frimps is subbed on and injures Van Purse$trings within the last 10mins: 2/1

Pride of London

Fuck Man Utd and Van Persie. Soon his goals will dry up and he’ll be dumped like yesterdays newspaper by his beloved Man Utd fans! What a fool

Glory Hunter

I hate Arsenal for selling the cunt but I hate him more cos he made sure we had to sell him!
The fucking bastard!
We have to win a trophy this season just to prove a point to him, Nasri, Adebay


RvP to score: 1/1
It’s going to happen. I can feel it. Probably in a 90th minute penalty.

I just want a good performance here. The side that drew 1-1 with City would trouble any team at any stadium. I don’t think this is beyond this, but Man U are big time favourites because we haven’t looked great recently. Important game, this. We need a signal of intent. A bad loss could consign us to a struggle for fourth very early on. A win would be huge. We’ll see.


Hope rvp doesn’t score, i wont be able to handle it.


If RVP scored I don’t think he’ll celebrate.. He may be a cunt but I just don’t see it happening. All wenger has done for him theirs no way he would disrespect him like that.

Me So Hornsey

Of course he’ll celebrate! Maybe not adebayor style but he’s definately got enough of the little cunt in him not to be able to resist a taunt back at the away fans who will inevitably be relentlessly barracking him.


Told you. FUCK SAKE

Pak Gooner

Boys, check out this article. The cunts over at dailymail thrive with their hatred for our beloved club. Pisses me off the way they’ve indirectly belittled Arsenal as well as Wenger.


all the shit is sorted.. Liquor in my hands.. Waiting for game time..!!!

Martin Keown is my hero

I really feel today will be Giroud’s day. This is his chance to step out of the Cunt’s shadow. I think HFB is going to be mental up for it.


Martin Keown is my hero

I may be wrong 🙁

Eric Irish gunner

Jersey swapping at half time it’s a new low, get the fuck out in the second half and show some fucking belief

Martin Keown is my hero

Hopefully he’s taking a dump and fancies wiping his arse with it. Otherwise it’s pathetic.

Stick Jenks on instead of him.


can we have a new manager please?

He's got not hair but we don't care...

Seriously, if you can’t raise a team for this type of game, your time is up.

My hope is we get top 4, we thank AW for all the amazing stuff he’s done for us and then find a successor.

Cunt Buster

We didn’t show up today. AT ALL !!! FFS….this has got to be a new low.


Arsenal piss poor. Shite in every department. Nothing will change till wenger goes. He is utterly impotent as a manager


Can we seriously stage a proper boycott? Stop attending the games at emirates etc that would certainly make a message


What has happened to our team? Podolski looks half the player he did at the beginning of the season. Vermaelen has been jinxed by the captaincy. Walcott only performs occasionally. Giroud is trying hard but gets hardly any service or support. We’ve been relying on Jack who has been out for 15months and is now banned for a few games. Something is wrong


you are dead right something is wrong: the manager

Dog Eat Arse

Santos can fuck right off changing shirts with that dutch cunt at halftime. What a piece of shit Santos is!!!!

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