Friday, May 3, 2024

Wenger: Alexis is just like (the artist formerly known as) Prince

Arsene Wenger spent £30m+ on Alexis Sanchez from Barcelona last season for good reason. The Chilean international is the club’s top scorer this season, everyone loves him, and he’s just been voted Fans Player of the Year.

At his press conference today, the Arsenal manager tried to explain why he’s so popular, saying, “He has just been voted player of the year by the fans because he is very positive, who always wants to go forward, wants to hurt the opponent and he is also – what the fans like with him – a fighter.

“He is a guy who has a good combination of talent, combative aspect and fighting spirit. That is why he is liked by everybody here.”

He then went on to suggest that Sanchez shares qualities with guitar-wielding former genius Prince.

“He is too quickly upset when it doesn’t go well for him and he has to learn to be a bit more patient and not to be too quickly upset.

“Sometimes he is too demanding, he’s never satisfied. Why do we do scream at each other? This is what it sounds like, when doves cry.”

Ok, he didn’t say that last bit, but did mention that he’d been round Alexis’ house and his garden was ‘an ocean of violets in bloom’.

We can’t say for sure if his dogs, Atom and Humber, were striking curious poses, but for the sake of this piece we’ll assume they were.

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Clock-End Mike

This is great news! Of course, after MOTD’s brilliant (and reluctant) Goal of the Season award to Jack Wilshire and the Fans’ Player of the Year award to Alexis, is was easy to predict that Arsène Wenger might win the Fans’ Manager of the Year award, but even so, this is a triumph 1) Because everyone acknowledges Arsenal play the most entertaining football in the country, win or lose. For 15 years, Arsenal have been the team everyone (even Shearer, Savage and the Red Devil brothers) loves to watch. Even our gracious Queen, by all accounts. 2) Because everyone knows… Read more »

neutral

I like arsenal as much as anyone else here, but there have been many times in recent seasons that Arsenal were not entertaining to watch.

Bosscielny

Jose Mourinho is a massive, pathetic, whiny, arrogant and definitely not funny CUNT.

AS17

What’s CUNT in portuguese, I doubt if that translator knows what it really is that you called him. because I assure you, he would agree with everything you said. hats off. he’s a massive cunt and he knows it

Chuck

você é um mourinho atrevido

WestSideGooner

There is a team who wears blue, backed by Russian mafia managed by a Portuguese cunt. When they asked FIFA if they could bring a bus and park it in every stadium they were to play , they said FUCK OFF. The cunt is now pissed and is about to go on Skysports and moan about a Campaign that FIFA will not allow them park the bus.

AS17

Thanks blogs. Top service. Let me renew my subscription for the next decade. Dont want to be around for this arseblog.com/2015/05/a-glimpse-into-the-future-2/

GOONERSMURF

Jose is occupying space for a real human being on earth. honestly I fail to understand how Chelsea can love the guy.

Andy Mack

Using an online translator it tells me that ‘MaureenO’ is Portugese for ‘Cunt’!

Giroud rockss

I know someone else who “is a guy who has a good combination of talent, combative aspect and fighting spirit.” Vidal. And he said it after saying he likes Vidal. Is Wenger subtly telling Vidal he likes him and that he would be loved here or what? I’m onto you, Wenger…

Le Jim

You sound like my English teacher :’)

Mein Bergkampf

Totally fell in love with the guy this season. Even if he’s off the boil, he doesn’t really seem to go missing and at the very least has a positive impact with his pressing. Another piece of the jigsaw fits effortlessly into place…

the only sam is nelson

so AW has a yen for all things Prince? perhaps that would explain the mysterious signing of “Paisley” Park Chu Young…

gooner4lyfe

Jose is a cunt. Yes, true he’s special in bringing success to his club but he is a classless manager. His speech in chelsea’s award event last night showed how cunt he is. A respected manager, a great manager shouldn’t ever said something unnecessary like that, by mocking & hitting another manager with shit thing like he did. I’m glad AW is not a big wanker like jose. AW deserves more respect than cunt mourinho.

Perry S.

the biggest difference between AW and Mourinho can be summed up in two words: class, prestige. Instead of slighting his fellow managers, Arsene would be toasting to a hard fought season and paying his respects to his rivals for the competition they’ve provided. that’s just Arsene’s style and the prestige he brings to our club’s name. Mourinho is just like his chav supporters – tasteless, unliked by all, and completely undeserving of any respect. karma comes back to haunt you at the worst of times, for Mourinho it will probably be his internal demons who eat away at his soul… Read more »

gooner4lyfe

Perry S, i couldnt agree more with you. Mourinho is an arrogant wanker who never apologized even it’s obvious it’s his fault. He talked pointlessly, he think he is always right. I can’t wait until one point he will fall drastically & people will start too make a joke of him, like how people did a lot to wenger these days.

Chuck

He seems like that type that spends a lot of his free time trolling other teams blogs and message boards

We get it Chelsea are the champions

Congratulations

Now fuck off

Paul

I love the fact that Chelski and Maureen cannot get over our “boring” accusation….it hurt them sooooo much and continues to do so!!!
Stupid cunts….

Possession

If Abramovich had any class himself he would sack Mourinho immediately and appoint Ancellotti as soon as possible, with an apology to the football world for re-hiring the classless CUNT Jose in the first place.
BUT HE WON’T BECAUSE HE ,LIKE THE VAST MAJORITY OF CHELSEA FANS, ARE CLASSLESS CUNTS THEMSELVES.

Chimichanga Monreal (cuz that's way more fun to say)

While agree that Chavs are classless c*nts, based on the turnout of their victory parade, using the word “vast” may be overstating things a bit 😉

Excellent comment! (Thumbing up just wasn’t enough) 🙂

Shubham

The higher you go, the harder you fall. Longer you walk, the further you crawl.

José will come to realize that sometime soon. Gooners don’t spare much thought on him.

GOONERSMURF

purple rain…

True Red

I think Jose prefers golden showers

santori

In life there are different qualities equal to winning things and the way we play when in free flow is at tines a sublime experience. It isn’ t winning the title but it is an intangible that can at times be more memorable (provided we are close enough in competition) Some of that Invincibles Swashbuckling swagger was evident in the way we played against WBA. Granted the narrative is to some extent correct that they are in end of season mode, but they beat Chelsea last game and we have an eye on the FA cup too so it really… Read more »

Ant

coño puta makes these comments coz he knows as soon as the playing fields are level he’ll be the second rate classless cunt we all know he is. Times coming…

Black Hei

Take it from Messi’s advert.

“Even if you win everything, winning is not everything.”

Andy Mack

I thought his 2 dogs were called Lisa & Wendy……
Oh, you mean Alexis dogs.. OK then.

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