Kieran Gibbs, Theo Walcott and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain have all been selected for England’s upcoming Euro 2016 games against Estonia at Wembley on Friday 9 October and then away in Lithuania three days later.
We know what you’re thinking because we’re thinking the same…another fucking Interlull already and it’s 13 days long.
England have already qualified for next summer’s tournament in France so we’ve no doubt these matches will be even more comically boring than usual. We can only hope nobody kicks our lads.
Elsewhere Calum Chambers and Chuba Akpom have been called up by Gareth Southgate for the England under-21s’ Euro qualifier with Kazakhstan.
Full England squad
Goalkeepers
Jack Butland (Stoke City), Joe Hart (Manchester City), Tom Heaton (Burnley)
Defenders
Ryan Bertrand (Southampton), Gary Cahill (Chelsea), Nathaniel Clyne (Liverpool), Kieran Gibbs (Arsenal), Phil Jagielka (Everton), Phil Jones (Manchester United), Chris Smalling (Manchester United), John Stones (Everton)
Midfielders
Dele Alli (Tottenham Hotspur), Ross Barkley (Everton), Michael Carrick (Manchester United), Adam Lallana (Liverpool), James Milner (Liverpool), Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain (Arsenal), Jonjo Shelvey (Swansea City), Raheem Sterling (Manchester City)
Forwards
Danny Ings (Liverpool), Harry Kane (ex-Arsenal), Wayne Rooney (Manchester United), Jamie Vardy (Leicester City), Theo Walcott (Arsenal)
Ox? England wants some own goals or what? LOL
“In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes and meaningless internationals and interlulls.”
Nice one, but in some countries taxes are not certain if you are a member of the ruling class or have the right connections, so a certainty is that the Arsenal will always surprise you; be it beating bayern 2 nill at the Allianz arena or losing to Olympiacos at home, supporting the Arsenal guarantees an eventful rollercoaster life. 😉
How else would Michel Platini’s ‘legally agreed salary payments’ be funded?!
Would be good to see Theo start up front and bang in a few. Most importantly, bring them all home injury free. Good to see Chuba make the under-21 squad for first time (I think). What’s happened to Jeff?
He was still Jeff, the last time I heard
Walcott has been way better than Rooney this season, maybe he’ll get a start
What a strong looking squad!
I know right.
That is the worst England midfield player squad I have seen in my life & I’ve seen fucking Geoff Thomas play for England!!
I don”t give a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut about England.
How can you when the epl champions provide one player to the squad?
I’m only concerned that our lads get through unscathed.
Ex-Arsenal LOL
what’s more likely, arsenal to win the champions league or England to win the Euro 2016?
Arsenal to win the Euro 2016.
Cheer on lads! Someone (like me in Lithuania) will get the chance to see our guys live first time. And later rested we’ll beat those bayern pals.
Well done lads you are definitely England quality!
(Still pissed off about the last game) 🙁
Looking at that squad ‘England quality’ doesn.t say much