It’s a Sunday, there’s not much going on at the moment despite having a lot to do this summer, but I guess time is on our side for now.
So, to help pass the time, here’s a post in which we work in transfer targets into song titles or lyrics. Feel free to leave your own in the comments below.
Ins
Kylian me softly
Jean Michael Seri seems to be the hardest word
Life on Lemars
Loving Onyekuru…is easy cos you’re beautiful
James-ing Grace
Outs
My name is Lucas, I live on the second floor
Pass Debuchy (Musical Youth)
Never gonna Gibbs you up
Escape (The Ospina Colada song)
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Have it at folks.
Golovin me, Golovin you…
It’s been seven hours and fifteen days since you took Golovin away…
– Sead O’Connor
*JUICY
You know very well
Who you are
Don’t let ’em hold you down
Reach for the stars
You scored a goal for us
In the Champions League
‘Cause you’re the only one
I’ll give you good and plenty
Ga-nabry, Sanogo, Alexis Sanchez,
When I was dead broke, man, I couldn’t picture this
50-inch screen, money-green leather sofa
Got two rides, a limousine with a chauffeur
Phone bill about two G’s flat
No need to worry, my accountant handles that
Get back jack do it again, ankle turning round and round
seems tho it’s more like ‘hit the road jack and don’t you come back no more no more no more no more’
Holding on for a hero, i’m Holding on for a hero at the end of the night. And he’s gotta be tough and he’s gotta be strong and he’s Gottes drink lager and lime laaaaaaager and liiiiiiiiiime
Surely it should be “holding out for a Theo”
Imma get in quick with an obvious one: Hit the road, Jack…
and now i see it…
Gibbs a little bit
Clearly the off season is tough for a footballing blogger to keep new interesting stories ticking over.
Although now I have ‘I like Ospina coladas’ song in my head.
Thanks heaps!
Nothing Else Mahrez
From the same album:
Sad Batshuayi
Theo only way is out (with apologies to Yazz)
Wake me up, when September ends
D. I. S. Thee-O.
Get Bac – ary Sagna Beatles
Three steps to Higuan??
A message Giroud Rudy, Stop your messing around
Are you gunna go Sebastian Frey (my way)? We’re still monitoring him right??
Aubameyang Hearts (Candi Station)
Kylian in the name of.
Giroud do you think you – are Spice Girls
I’ll get my coat…
Hanson’s one hit wonder: Mmbappp
Mbappé, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du, yay yeah
You Kante always get what you want…
You Kante always get what you want..
But if you try sometime..
You get what you Sead…
Wake me up before you Sanogo
Castle on Ozil
Title:Careless whispers of Arsenal transfers,
Alexis: I feel so unsure
Sanogo:
Injured feet have no rhythm,
And I waste the chance I have been given
Bellerin:
There is no comfort in the truth but I want Barcelonaaaaaa
Wenger:
I should have known better the way I used Perezzzzzz
Still waiting for us to sign a player called Jesus, so we can have a bit of Depeche Mode…
Our own Arsenal Jesus
Just Can’t Get Mbappe
Walcott on me
Ok I’m done.
Ok one more…Bellerina
I’d walk a Maitland Niles for one of your smiles oh Mammy!
Should I stay or Sanago now
Like a Virgil (tapped for the very first time)
Calhanoglufornication
We Willock You
I know he’s left already but… Too Much Chu-Young
Bielik it up – kiss
This applies to loans to norwich as well yeah?
Lost one:”it’s funny how money change the situation…” (Ms Lauryn Hill feat Alexis Sanchez)……
Just became relevant – Gnabry up (Lombardo)
That’s the way (uhuh, uhuh) I Lacazette…
Oasis – “and Sa-nogo can’t wait, he knows it’s too late as we’re looking to buy, his feet slides away, but don’t look back at Wenger, I heard Yaya say”
Sheikh Debuchy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e75XFc40Sc
I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the Debuchy.
THIS IS HILARIOUS
“Mbappe! Xhaka the room!” by Jazzelalem Jeff and the Fresh Prince of Beller-in
HAHA a classic
Bergkamp In Your Soul
Wonder Walcott
No kylian No cry
Wake me up before Sonogo
To the tune of Bohemian the rhapsody (kinda) Mama! I just signed Mbappe. Put a gun right to his head but didn’t pull it cause he said (yes!)Goobye everybody at Monaco. Gotta leave you all behind and fade away……
Kylian Floyd – Wish you were here
Santi Cazorla is coming to town
sanogo.. sanogo.. can’t hold it back anymore… Need some Riyad Mahrez.. or some Mbapppeee.. Let Theo move onnnnnn…… We should also get ourselves some Kante.. not great I know
Lol this is gold
Never gonna gibbs you up cracked me.. XD
I’m bringin Szcezney back,
Them other keepers don’t know how to act
“John Terry is a cunt” to the tune of anything you like. 🙂
I like big checks n I cannot lie
Eiffel65: Mbappe dee dabadaa mbappe dee
Its mustafi love, but its over now
(Roxette)
Yo x2
Wenger dis Wenger dat me evri other season…X3
Ya’ll kno wat…
am now fedup of dis f**n Jeffers, cygan,kallstrom,squillaci, silvestre,chuYongpark,santos.. every season plz sanogo me some real mbappe,laccazette,veratti.. & kalosinac me some bit of isco, daglous Costa,j.rodrigues,V.diyk, Andre Silva,zecznny…..
Ohh…X2
Just do it.. just do it…x50
(You gotta) fight for your right to Vardy
Every (summer) move you make, Ill be woj-ing you
Anthem For a LostCazette (Manic Street Preachers)