Friday, April 19, 2024

Hat Wiring becomes Azalea Talc Extender

Alexandre Lacazette could be the new Ian Wright.
Is Alexandre Lacazette the new Ian Wright?
Alexandre Lacazette is the new Ian Wright.
Alexandre Lacazette is Ian Wright.
Ian Wright has been consumed by Alexandre Lacazette.
Ian Wright is no longer Ian Wright, because Alexandre Lacazette is now Ian Wright.
Where is Ian Wright?
Ian Wright is in The Upside Down.
If Alexandre Lacazette is the new Ian Wright, and also the current Ian Wright, then who is Alexandre Lacazette?
Alexandre Lacazette is a 37 year old housewife named Debbie.
Debbie has two kids, boy and girl.
Debbie is unhappy with her life, her ambitions not realised.
Debbie’s husband is distant, she suspects he’s having an affair.
Debbie had dreams.
Debbie had hopes.
Debbie had aspirations.
Debbie now playing up front for Arsenal and scoring goals against Tony Pulis teams.
Debbie feels content.
Debbie knows she has a secret but she won’t say anything.
Debbie’s disguise perfect.
Debbie is Alexandre Lacazette.
Alexandre Lacazette is Ian Wright.
Ian Wright is.

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goonerish

Amen!

Gooooooooonnnnaaaaaaaaa

Ian Wright is theo Walcott. He wanted to go on holiday for a bit and just chill out.

Declan M

Netflix and chill?

CuriousGeorgeGraham

But can Debbie score goals away from home?

nimble foot

Does her husband fit this profile? HFB

JohnnyRed

She certainly can when she’s in Dallas, eh?

Colonel mustard

I reckon that new signing we have, Alexandre Lacazette, reminds me of that old player we had, Ian Wright.

uhtred

Random but brilliant..someones on the booze early, or something else

Stuart

Debbie does Pulis

Dennis Elbow.

Blogs is.
Mental.
??????

UGooner

“Ian Wright is in The Upside Down.”

This line got me. Great randomness, Blogs!

G-Man

Drugs are bad m’kay…

Bai Blagoi

I think Ian Wright is not himself these days.

Jordan

Tool me a while to realise that the words in the title were anagrams. I was thoroughly confused for a few minutes.

Jordan

*Took

AshleyGeorge

What really through me was trying to anagram the letters in becomes. I am not a smart man.

AshleyGeorge

*threw…

Unnecessarilystupid

You alright blogs?

Bould\'s Eyeliner

If this could be how you write all your match reports… I would be happy.

Paul

Is acid a thing again?

Gonzogunner

Stranger things have happened.

Matt

These “the new…” comparisons have a tedious habit of following ethnicity.

shokim

I reckon Blogs will do my head in one of these days!

Alexis Oxlivier-Chambellerin

Quality analysis here. Its a wonder Andrew’s not tipped to replace Wenger with this sort of tactical insight.

Or perhaps… Andrew is Wenger…?

mach iii

Magic Mushrooms

Sylvinho\'s suspicious passport

I miss the old Kanye.

Arsemment

Reads like an R. D. Laing poem.

Punnersaurus

Blogs posts like this make me worry about your condition after watching us play…

Flaminis manboob

What did I just read fs

Goonsquad

And that boy and girls is what happens when you eat the little worm in the tequila bottle.

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