Arsenal’s Carabao Cup clash with Blackpool has been scheduled for 7.45pm on Wednesday 31 October.
For those who care about these things, it could get in the way of any Halloween plans.
The game should provide an opportunity for some of Vam-per Mertesacker’s Academy graduates to get game time (shame we released Vlad Dragomir) and for fringe players like Mohamed Hellneny and Danny Hellbeck to ‘stake’ a claim. Wahey!
Here’s hoping it’s not a nightmare.
Any Arsenal Halloween puns? Let us know in the comment section…Blogs came up with the following: Frankenstein Stapleton, Slayed Kolasinac, Snarl Jenkinson.
Lucas Terror
I’ll raise you a Boo-cas Terror-a
Danny Were-beck
Snarl Jekinson would’ve been hungry for blood for ages now, he will wake up to a very good dinner on the night of 31st
Al Axe-murder Lurker-zette?
Deaduardo Silva
I hope they’ll be lots of ghouls scored…
After significant thought the best I can come up with is Painsley Maitland-Niles. How embarrassing.
Sir Chips Hellswick
Ian Selley-tape you to a mattress and put crocodile clips on your mickey and gooch.
Ian Fright, Dennis Burnkamp, John Terry
John Terry…
Nightmares for at least a week ?
Apologies appears my John terry comment has caused genuine distress, I hope Arseblog doesn’t ban me. ?
Ghoulio Baptista…. anyone?
Tony Adams Family, Soul Camphell.
Shockdran Misstaffi. No?
Sorry
Fiend Lenk
Leno***
Burnt Leno
Spectre Hellerin
?
Emanuel!!!
Eh?
Boo!!
Eh?
As many thumbs down as poss’ for this one please…?
#Lame
Davor ‘Blood’ Suker
Emiliano bloodymarryinez
Stephan lichking – rob bumping in the night – konstantinekropolis – seadie cocacola
Mohammad hellneny – matteo gargoyle – alex izombie – henrikh mkhiterror
danny werewolf – pierre spider-man
Alexandre Lacks a head
Tom gun your comment is the one that made me laugh out loud, love it
Granit Hacker
Ian Fright (fright, fright)!
Manuel Almunia.
Mikel Sylvester.
William Gallas as captain.
You win.. That’s some scary shit!
Jens slaysman & per murdersaacker
Burned Leno
Rob Holding a Burnt Leno
Beware of Aubame’s Fangs
Ghostman Alex Iwooooooobi
Dead Kolasinac
Manuel Howlatthemunia, Vik Hackers-Your-Arm-Off, Emmanuel EBOOe, Anders Limparanormal, AAAAARRGHHon Ramsey, Ian Wright-Outside-Your-House, and David Semen (as it’s a bit like ectoplasm).
And not a pun, but in the article image there’s quite a creepy likeness in Danny Wellbeck to that of a young Candyman (Tony Todd).
Now I’ll never say ‘Danny Wellbeck’ three times into a mirror!
… probably never would have, but still.
Mesit ooooooooozil
Tran-sylvinho
Stan Kranky!
Franken-Stan
Robin Van Hearse-y
Maul Person
Tony Madmens or
Boney Adams
Emanuel ehBOOe
Samir Nasty
Evil Gazidaz
Mark Killen will give you bad dreams and Jay will be Spearing a few.
Mikel heart eater
gold.
Jack Wilshite yourself
Fiery Henry
Ian Wight
I’ve been to Stoke away. The cold embrace of the crypt holds no fear for me, for I have already looked upon the face of hell.
But just to be sporting: Shock-ratis.
Andrey Arse-shaving
With four ghouls.
A-BOO Diaby
Can we sign Shane Duffy for the sole use of the pun “Duffy the Vampire Slayer”
Stephan Lynch-steiner
Sokratis Pumpkinopolous..
U Nightmary
Ivan Ghoul-zidis
Gollum Chambers
David Ghost-pina?
Robin Vampire-sie
Hannibal Hector Bellerin
Smith-Death Rowe
Alex iWOOOEEbi
Callum Chainbers
*grabs coat*
Terrory Henry
David O’Scary
Lucas Terrora
From the women’s squad: Dominique Bloodworth
Mustafi will play all games all season long.
Its cold round Mist heavy
Pale American Boomerang
Papa stop a police
All legs under locker Z
mat here went doozy
look a spear edge
Pascal Cygan. Nor a pun I was just genuinely terrified ha was on the pitch…….