As everyone knows, the Arsenal motto is: Victoria Concordia Crescit, which means Victory Through Harmony.

However, in documents seen by Arseblog News, we can reveal that harmony is set to be sorely tested as KSE have plans to overhaul the club’s branding and have already paid Brand Python – a Dallas based marketing consultancy firm – a ‘high six-figure fee’ to manage the implementation of a new motto which is more in line with the ‘modern soccer environment’.

Many have wondered what the long-term implications of Arsenal being 100% owned by KSE would be, and it seems that no tradition is sacrosanct as they look to maximise the potential revenue streams, citing a need to make the club motto more connectable to younger fans, particularly in other parts of the world.

In correspondence leaked to us, it’s clear that Stan Kroenke is well aware of the history of the motto, but regardless is keen for something new as the brief outlines:

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The process has been ongoing for some time, with test groups suggesting and rejecting a series of new mottos, and a short-list of dozens has now been whittled down to five to be decided by a public vote.

Those five options are:

1: Always Invincible
2: Great Britain – Great Gunners
3: Victory through Va-Va-Voom
4: The Club that Arsene Built
5: London’s True Royalty

A spokesperson for the Arsenal Supporting Trust was aghast at the news, saying, “This is yet another example of the Americanisation of our great club. Some of those things have been beneficial, such as the Jumbotrons©® and bigger hot dogs, but this is a step too far.

“I’m sure Arsenal fans will be harmonious in their disharmony towards this idea. For once this is something all true supporters can agree on, and those that don’t need to ask themselves if it’s Arsenal they love, or a relentless pursuit of modernity for no good reason.

“We call on the board to whitewash this pointless exercise at once, and think about how the money already spent on this project could have been used to subsidise tickets for the next generation of young fans.”

It’s believed that the vote is due to take place at the end of the season, with the winner announced at an event ahead of the pre-season friendly against fellow KSE franchise, Colorado Rapids, taking place on July 15th. There are even some rumours that it could be tied into the launch of next season’s kit which will be manufactured by Adidas in a new £60m per season deal.

A range of merchandise will be distributed along with the kits to get the new motto in front of as many eyeballs as possible. These include baseball caps, wristbands, t-shirts, iPhone covers, car stickers, and a range of inflatables, and a Twitter hashtag #newmottonewarsenal.

We reached out to all parties for comment, but as yet no reply has been forthcoming from KSE, while calls and emails to Brand Python have remained unanswered despite their social media channels being active all weekend.

More on this as and when we get it.

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Danger Mouse
Danger Mouse
1 year ago

Oh Arseblog, you old wind-up merchant you.

HelderHughes
HelderHughes
1 year ago
Reply to  Danger Mouse

Had me up until “bigger hot dogs”.

Greg
Greg
1 year ago
Reply to  Danger Mouse

Eddie thrown in there just in case

The_Kolkata_Gooner
The_Kolkata_Gooner
1 year ago
Reply to  Danger Mouse

I vote for “Victory through Va-Va-Voom”. Total class. Love it.

GoonerJust
GoonerJust
1 year ago
Reply to  Danger Mouse

I vote for THE CLUB THAT ARSENE BUILT

krisgooner
krisgooner
1 year ago

april 1st, not bad.

Stonroy
Stonroy
1 year ago

How long were you sitting on that one for?

Dewey
Dewey
1 year ago

For some reason it clicked when I read “in correspondence leaked to us”* But you fully had me up until then! Including an out loud exclamation of “are they mad!?”. Nice job! *Disclaimer: it’s not that I didn’t believe arseblog would have access to this info, just a coincidence!,

GraeB
GraeB
1 year ago
Reply to  Dewey

Spelling mistakes and Eddie McG gave it away! I worry though that it will not be seen as April Fool by KSE!.

SB Still
SB Still
1 year ago

Alas, the timing of this article was the little clue.

Otherwise extensively woven and I expect someone like Michael Owen to pick-up and comment on!

Kudos to the creativity.

Gooniskey
Gooniskey
1 year ago

I nearly shit my wags… then realised the date… damn you! … and breathe.

Pat Rice and Beans
Pat Rice and Beans
1 year ago
Reply to  Gooniskey

Same here.

And I was like ‘those mothaf*ckers can’t even write Highbury right’.

Block 12 Gooner
Block 12 Gooner
1 year ago

Success and public acceptance can only be guaranteed by the participation of Eddie McGoldrick – our once and future king.

AlexanderN
AlexanderN
1 year ago

Blogs, it’s 1 AM and I need to sleep not reading April fools jokes ffs 😀

Stephen
Stephen
1 year ago

What about Arsenal McArsenaly Face?

Master Floda
Master Floda
1 year ago
Reply to  Stephen

Gunny McGunnerface

Vieira of My Ways
Vieira of My Ways
1 year ago

Bastard! Had me for a minute.

Bern pero
Bern pero
1 year ago

Hey ho let’s go

Si in Cali
Si in Cali
1 year ago

Fair play blogs, properly got me. Was f’in livid, ranting out loud to the missus, now feel a complete twat. Standing ovation.

AllGunsABlazin
AllGunsABlazin
1 year ago

Starting early then are we Blogs?

Gavin
Gavin
1 year ago

Had me until I saw Eddie Mcgoldrick???

Charliegeorge
Charliegeorge
1 year ago

Had me til I read the alternatives. They were so dire it was obvious. Nice one Blogs….

shokim
shokim
1 year ago

Happy April Fool’s Day!

And_Unai_Said..
And_Unai_Said..
1 year ago

Winner will get 2 free tickets to all Arsenal home matches played in February,
if they fall on the 30th or 31 of any year.

KPGunner
KPGunner
1 year ago

I embarrassingly admit that it clicked only after I read the options. On a side note, how long does it take for money from Nigeria to reach a bank account in Australia?

HKGoon
HKGoon
1 year ago
Reply to  KPGunner

If sourced from a certain Nigerian prince of some renown now – as little as NEVER.. the other way though, within 3 business days..

Denzel
Denzel
1 year ago
Reply to  HKGoon

I’m Nigerian and this is funny… ?

cygan'sbaldspot
cygan'sbaldspot
1 year ago

chaos through rapture

Craig Wilkinson
Craig Wilkinson
1 year ago

As an American who has watched since 2003, “Victoria Concordia Crescit, for life!

Spanish Gooner
Spanish Gooner
1 year ago

Blogs! Chance! Goal!

DublinGooner
DublinGooner
1 year ago

Iocum prima mensis Aprilis stultus est scriptor

N16 Gooner
N16 Gooner
1 year ago

Don’t give him ideas like this you fool!

Pakgooner
Pakgooner
1 year ago

Motherf… oh excuse the slowness. You got me there arseblog

arsepedant
arsepedant
1 year ago

Absolutely brilliant. Well done Blogs!

Noel
Noel
1 year ago

Reading this in Los Angeles, and it took me a moment to realise what time, and therefore what the date is in the UK.
You guys having a little fun with us, I hope and assume.
The bait was in my mouth, but I hadn’t yet bitten down on the hook.
Phew!!!!

Jack4343
Jack4343
1 year ago

I vote for 6) Arsenal: We’ll blast your ass! Catchy, rhymes and will strike fear in all.

Press Box Gooner
Press Box Gooner
1 year ago

I’m sure Arsenal fans will be harmonious in their disharmony towards this idea

Brilliant!! Ditto the mention of Eddie McGoldrick.

BuckNasty
BuckNasty
1 year ago

That was a lot of effort for April fools haha

Andreas
Andreas
1 year ago

You had me until Eddie McGoldrick haha

Papa's Got a Brand New Leg
Papa's Got a Brand New Leg
1 year ago

Still March 31st, across the pond! Cruel.

fsharp
fsharp
1 year ago

Well played sir!

|TX•Gooner|
|TX•Gooner|
1 year ago

If it wasn’t for the comments, I would have totally believed this article LOL! I still have the angry feeling haha! Damn you!!

The Old Git's Whistle Test
The Old Git's Whistle Test
1 year ago

Nice one lads, I’d been expecting something from you so I su_edvit straight away.

Another arseblog tradition.

kaius
kaius
1 year ago

Damn you got me good

I was coming in hot, ready to write: how about we change it to “spend some fucking money you absent cunts”

Stephen Gillis
Stephen Gillis
1 year ago

Why wouldn’t they just translate the Latin to English?!? It is a wicked slogan as is. Not everything has to be twitterified.

Stephen Gillis
Stephen Gillis
1 year ago

Now I see the date… smh…still 31-Mar over here. Well played.

KongoKim
KongoKim
1 year ago

I really forgot how i love “Va-Va-Voom”! Gonna try to use it daily from now on.
“How are you doing? – Va-Va-Voom!”
“So Arsenal won? – Va-Va-Voom!”
“Have u slept with me sister? – Va-Va-Voom!”

Redbaron
Redbaron
1 year ago

And a happy one to you too.

I realized what was going on when I read the list of public vote options

Gudang Bedil
Gudang Bedil
1 year ago

Haha good one blogs! Got me until the names shows up.

Ash
Ash
1 year ago

If these options made sense, the comments would have sustained for whole week..
Those five options are:

1: Always Invincible
2: Great Britain – Great Gunners
3: Victory through Va-Va-Voom
4: The Club that Arsene Built
5: London’s True Royalty

Baluku VASCO
Baluku VASCO
1 year ago
Reply to  Ash

Always invincible could be short and simple for many

Red-Sky
Red-Sky
1 year ago
Reply to  Baluku VASCO

Not a bad motto if we ever change the standing one.

Jez
Jez
1 year ago

I got all the way to Eddie McGoldrick before I realised the date. Well played.

Kamran
Kamran
1 year ago

Damit. I got had again. And the reason is, this chit could really happen. I have seen more idiotic things getting done.

Kamran
Kamran
1 year ago

I would be all for bringing back the crest at the top of your article. Kind of retro.

Maxin In The Shade
Maxin In The Shade
1 year ago

Corruptis In Extremis

henry
henry
1 year ago

Haha. You almost got me. Good one!

renaissancerosicky
renaissancerosicky
1 year ago

Does this mean there won’t be inflatables? #newmottooldarsenal

Desi Dutch Gooner
Desi Dutch Gooner
1 year ago

Read the headlines… Spat out coffee… Checked the date…
Well done Arseblog!

Drew
Drew
1 year ago

You almost had me until Eddie Mcgoldrick

Charlie de Demko
Charlie de Demko
1 year ago

Took me a minute

Billy Bob
Billy Bob
1 year ago

The worrying thing is that unfortunately you can imagine sappy Stan doing something like that so, till I got to the list of names, it was scarily believeable – I was shacking my head thinking “whatever next”