It’s a massive North London derby today as Mikel Arteta’s Gunners take on a Sp*rs side managed by Jose Mourinho.
Here are the official line-ups.
Sp*rs: Lloris, Aurier, Alderweireld, Sanchez, Davies, Winks, Sissoko, Lo Celso, Moura, Son, Kane.
Subs: 7 other twats
Arsenal: Martinez, Mustafi, Luiz, Kolasinac, Bellerin, Ceballos, Xhaka, Tierney, Pepe, Lacazette, Aubameyang.
Subs: Macey, Sokratis, Holding, Cedric, Torreira, Maitland-Niles, Willock, Saka, Nelson
COYR, a derby win and St Totteringhams Day please!
Papa Pepe Poops on sPurs Please.
Papa Pepe Piss on the Poos Purlease.
AEIOU…
I honestly do t know how to feel about a derby without the stadium, without the fans
We’ll dominate the midfield and win handsomely!!!
We can get at this team down the wings. And let’s hope Mustafi can put Harry Kane in his pocket like he did a couple years ago. And fuck Jose Mourinho. Bus parking gunt. COYG.
That mustafi performance feels like decades a go, but wasn’t it last season?
2017/18 I think. Arsene was still around.
Very true
I hope Michael Oliver doesn’t fall for Mourinho’s whining and mind games during the week. Please get your yellow card ready for a Harry Kane dive in the box.
Saka off the bench after we’re up 3-0 would be nice!
COYG!!!!!!!
Michael Oliver the type of guy who doubles down under criticism
Could cause some damage here, let’s hope we take our chances
SACA SHOULD HAVE STARTED!!!!!!
Pepes set piece delivery could make the difference
Yeah, the boss seems really wedded to Auba on the left. Let’s hope Laca can break out and justify his selection. I, like most, would have had Aubameyang up top Saka left and Pepe right.
I thumbs up, but maybe Saka needs a rest
Fresh Sakha against tired legs in the 2nd half. Sounds like a winner to me
Seven other that’s!
Good news lads.
Lawro has predicted we’re going to lose
Lawro always predicts we’ll lose
Haha 7 other twats
Manager: A bigger cunt than 7 twats
Shouldn’t that be 9 other twats!!!
Wouldn’t it be nice to beat the muck today, even more so with he who must not be named in charge.
Win today, and finishing above sp*rs should take some of the pain from this horrible season go away. Does anyone know what places go to Europa League next season? Looks like no league cup next season, so if we dont make it to Europa we would just have league and fa cup, which brings up the topic of squad size next season.
With Wolves and Sheffield winning, Europe is looking far away at the moment, and we still need to play Pool. FA cup? I think we will end up without any European football next season, with knock on effects.
What is the collective noun for twats???
I think that it should hence forth be known as
a spurs of twats
Loving this suggestion
I’d back Pepe against Ben Davies all day
Kinda surprised no Trae Coyle or Balogun on the bench. Slightly less so Bellerin starts.
Fuck it, let’s go. COYG
Anyone have a link to a good stream?
Get that sideshow bob out of this club now plz
That wasn’t Kolas fault ?
In my opinion its a bad pass but he (luiz) is so slow to react/run and could have just shielded Son from the ball but doesn’t even have the strenght to do that..
I’ve seen Luis put the ball out and let the team regroup instead of putting our guys under pressure in front of that frontline. But Kolas jittery on the ball , I think his next two touches were an example of the only instruction he should have anyway; shoot it outside the pitch at worst
Totally Kola. Played it to the center of the pitch nearer the opponent against Luiz’ momentum.
Can’t for the life of me see how Arteta can rate those two guys over Holding..
It’s a system, they cover each other’s faults and let us enjoy their strengths.
Ffs I go to get potato salad from the fridge to celebrate and it’s 1 fucking 1
It’s like the old days :(((((
Lacazette’s goal is a world class screamer. And apart from that, we are pretty conservative and pretty predictable. No midfield play at all.
Felt like the last upgrade to his rediscovering himself. He’s regaining confidence, started passing quicker (last match) and now going for the jugular from range. Consistency remains
Are the commentators watching a different game then me, beacause all I see is 20 players walking on the field. Slowest game since restart and no passion.
Or Ceballos actually looks alive
Dreadful game of football. A mournho team playing what a surprise.
This Tottenham side are dogshit and we should be winning this.
Our centre backs proving why we need serious investment. Awful.
Absolutely shit passing. Unacceptable at this fking level. Giving the ball away with no pressure is disgusting.
The sooner we can ditch these 3 CBs the better
Heh. At last, someone on this page has finally come around to my way of thinking. Congratulations.
Don’t like Pepe. Prefer Saka. Pepe will have one or two moments but largely missing most of a game and does not retain the ball, looks like his on pot or something sometimes, gets easily dispossessed and turned, makes little effort to regain possession (at least Alexis would bother to hunt the ball back) And we are now beholden to pay 16m ++ every window which with Saliba commits 20m away from additions we need to make. Frankly Sanlehi as mention is not someone experienced in transfers. He made a splash for the fans but over one successful season for… Read more »