Arsenal have confirmed the capture of young striker Nikolaj Moller.
The 18 year old joins from Malmo for a fee believed to be around £500,000.
Here’s what we know about him:
– He’s quite tall at 1.94m (6’3)
– He joined Malmo from Bologna last year and some people there compared him to Zlatan Ibrahimovic. We don’t know if that’s because he’s very good, a tall Swede, or a massive twat.
– He has yet to make his senior debut.
– He will be part of the U23 squad.
And that’s about it for now.
Welcome to Arsenal, Nikolaj.
Welcome Nikolaj !
Nikolaj*
Boyle bros 😀
If this is a Brooklyn Nine Nine reference it is absolutely top drawer.
Brooklyn 99 joke?
2nd point is fucking brilliant! Let’s hope its the former.
Id be happy enough with a blend of all 3. For the most part Zlatan channeled his twattishness positively, and I’ve no doubt I’d’ve enjoyed Zlatan in an Arsenal shirt
Call me ol’ fashioned; I’d still prefer he not be a twat.
Better like Zlatan than Nick Bendtner.
Taxi men all over the uk would breathe a sigh of relief…
All hail lord Bendtner…?
How dare you take the Lord’s name in vain?
Bendter was never a swede. He was, and remains, a dane. Because that’s how that works.
Never said he was. He was a striker that wasted his talent though (I was there in the crowd when he scored in 6 seconds of coming on v Sp*rs, if only he could have kept doing that).
If only, but instead he went “full on Prat”. Shame, but that particular nightmare is long ago and we can sleep easier now.
Never go full on Prat
“We don’t know if that’s because he’s very good, a tall Swede, or a massive twat.”
I nearly spat my coffee out laughing at that comment, especially the last bit!!!
How do you pronounce his name? Is it Nikolaj?
Nicholai.
No I believe it is pronounced Nikolaj
No, Nikolaj
Niklas….
….B
Some say Nikolaj, others say Nicholai. Let’s call the whole thing off.
This entire discussion was basically a running joke throughout season four of Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
Where’s Boyle when we need him
Nickel eye (I think)
It’s pronounced Thwaite
As a swede a
I can weigh in here, it’s not Swedish but we pronounce it Nikpklläårpiöe
Marvelous!!! ??
Right, what’s his song going to be???….
Anybody???…..
We’ll just call him Dave….
Dave? Dave’s not here man….
Welcome to the club, Nicholai! Here’s to many successful season’s with us!
He is going to wear the 52 shirt isn’t he.
Another poor unfortunate soul who has had my missus and my daughters swooning and waxing lyrical.
Again, if he sticks the ball in the net, I don’t care what he looks like.
Welcome to The Arsenal son.
Can’t wait for his debut goal. A thumping header from a corner kick seconds after coming on against Sp*rs
A corner that has resulted from Son putting it out before Partey puts him into Row Z, upper tier.
At this age he can break into main team if too good
That’s what I’m hoping man ?
Haaland looks a big stallion motherf#ker (like a Gabriel Malghaes in Centre forward) and if this guy can get that kinda muscle mass or power and performance and requires mental, fuck it
Well, I just like this deal dor some reason, call it instincts, intuition, whatever. At 6ft 3, 18 years old, but good enough to attract international attention from as big a club as Arsenal, all at £500k?, nothing much can go wrong in my humble opinion. The low price tag suggests non of the dodgy stuff went on here. Also, our academy is one of the best in the world right now, given the depth of talents its currently churning out, so even if this deal dosent even work out, and he dosent break into the first team as hoped,… Read more »
I would take him being a twat over rubbing himself on a taxi.
A gigantic northern European striker, eh? Probably as good as Erling Haaland.
You in my head boy????
Never heard of him (like at least 99.9% of my fellow Gooners). A possible second Ibrahimovic for £500k? Maybe, maybe not, maybe somewhere in between. We’ll just have to wait and see.
he could still be growing too
Yeah, most likely he is still growing, seeing he is only just 18, dont lets forget that, so we might end up with a 6ft 5/6 beast of a striker..Amen to that!
BFS!
Andreas Georgson worked in the Malmo youth academy for 12 years. Nikolaj played there for several years and Andreas knows him well.
Can I just stray from the subject for a moment and express my commiserations over the God given guitar talent that was Eddie Van Halen who left us today?
Amazing musician, will be missed. Lot of greats leaving us lately, still miss Gary Moore
Welcome to Arsenal and hope to see you in the first team after few years
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“We don’t know if that’s because he’s very good, a tall Swede, or a massive twat.”