The BBC report that Arsenal have lost a high court fight which would have enabled them to hold more concerts at Emirates Stadium.
At the moment there’s a restriction to three per year which the club wanted to increase to six because of a ‘clear error’ in the planning process.
At the hearing Ken Friar said that the increased income was necessary for the club to be as competitive as possible. However, 0fficials said that if Arsenal could afford to pay £42.5m for Mesut Ozil, they could certainly afford to eat in a moderately priced restaurant.
It now seems as if they’ll have to scrape by on just three and could miss out on a killer shows from the likes of:
– Gunns ‘n’ Roses
– Basement Jaxx Wilshere
– Muset Ozil
– Belle and Sebastian Squillaci
– Linkin Park Chu Young
– Roarie Deacon Blue
– Mikael Sylvesyter
– Coleplay
– Robin van Morrisson
– Le Saux Solid Crew
– Taribo Westlife
Any other Arsenal/football related bands we’ve missed out on? Get your dreadful punnery in below.
The Wenger Boys?
Per Jam?
Rambones
Totally offtopic, but good to have you back blogs. 🙂
Flamini and the sleeves
Led Zelalem
Alexis in chains
The Dave Matheiu’s band
Bendtnervana
Cool…
Oxy Music?
Dirty Sanchez
How could I of missed that one?
We could have Roxette. I’m sure the fans in London will go wild when they take the stage and kick off their set with Joyride. She says: Hello, Giroud. I love you.
I’ll never post again.
Dangnabbit…
Kenny Szczesny
Santi(cazorla)gold
Mikel Jackson
Los del Ryo (for all you Macarena fans)
They Might Be Big F*cking Germans
The Big Friendly Giant
Bolox, this mean the Garth Brooks concerts are off??
Jay-Z(impson) is my poor attempt
SZ/CZ
I feel like a failure for not being able to think of a terrible pun. *Hangs head in shame*
Johnny Cashly Cole
Andrey Arshavin 3000
Childish Viviano?
Tourean Breaks
Lana del Ray Parlour?
Santigold Cazorla Roux (double whammy)
Alexisonfire Sanchez
And of course our goalkeepers, Sczez and Dave
You don’t like my Sczez ‘n’ Dave pun?
There’s no pleasing you…
Jefferson Airplane
The Notorious BFG?
^ This one wins out of all the puns seen so far
Tacklemore and Ryan Shawcross
That is brilliant!
Hang on a second, you made an article just show off your poorly written music puns. Well played sir, well played.
The Gibbs
Any chances of the Red Hot Chile Peppers ft Alexis performing???
Neneh Perry
The Bee Gees. Kieran, and the Ox (they look the same and I am sure could pass as brothers).
Sigur Kos
Mertallica perhaps??
Mertërhead
Ox Pistols
So solid Ryu. Henry Mancini, Ramseystein,
The Overmars Volta
Wright Said Fred?
or was it Wright Said Wreh?
30 seconds to Overmars
The real Eboue
Cesc Pistols
Bouldfrapp
Schez & the Poldice aha
Szczęsny, Stills, & Nash
Led Zelalem
Santi! At The Disco
Shakieran
…And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of The Diaby
Nacho Inch Nails
Alanis Mertesacker
Oxlade In Chamberlains
Alexis W K
Arctic Monreals
The Smashing Podolskis
Rammseystein
Red Hot Chili Chambers
Giroud O’Connor
And obviously: The Wenger Boys
I got nothing…
Limpar Bizkit?
Tom Petit and the Heartbreakers
Terrence Trent diaby
Gnarlsbry Barker? yes? no?
bac street boys
Lorde bendtner
Absolutely gutted!! Was looking forward to seeing:
Billy Joel (Campbell)
Chubawamba (Akpom)
Isaac Hayesden
and my personal fave, Flamini and the machine
The Fab-ianski Four
Tame Im-parlour
schez pistols
pink floyd hasselbaink
earth wind and neuer
Chambo n Chambo
30 seconds to Overmars
5 seconds of Diaby
In Flaminis