Monday, July 4, 2022

Arsenal lose high court battle over concerts

The BBC report that Arsenal have lost a high court fight which would have enabled them to hold more concerts at Emirates Stadium.

At the moment there’s a restriction to three per year which the club wanted to increase to six because of a ‘clear error’ in the planning process.

At the hearing Ken Friar said that the increased income was necessary for the club to be as competitive as possible. However, 0fficials said that if Arsenal could afford to pay ÂŁ42.5m for Mesut Ozil, they could certainly afford to eat in a moderately priced restaurant.

It now seems as if they’ll have to scrape by on just three and could miss out on a killer shows from the likes of:

– Gunns ‘n’ Roses

– Basement Jaxx Wilshere

– Muset Ozil

– Belle and Sebastian Squillaci

– Linkin Park Chu Young

– Roarie Deacon Blue

– Mikael Sylvesyter

– Coleplay

– Robin van Morrisson

– Le Saux Solid Crew

– Taribo Westlife

Any other Arsenal/football related bands we’ve missed out on? Get your dreadful punnery in below.

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Ben knight

The Wenger Boys?

JC

Per Jam?

They're building a Bendtner

Rambones

vito

Totally offtopic, but good to have you back blogs. 🙂

TURF

Flamini and the sleeves

Mertesacker's Per

Led Zelalem

Mertesacker's Per

Alexis in chains

chav

The Dave Matheiu’s band

Josh

Bendtnervana

oursenaul

Cool…

Robstar

Oxy Music?

Robstar

Dirty Sanchez
How could I of missed that one?

Bigtone

We could have Roxette. I’m sure the fans in London will go wild when they take the stage and kick off their set with Joyride. She says: Hello, Giroud. I love you.

I’ll never post again.

ThePessimisticGuy

Dangnabbit…

danger

Kenny Szczesny
Santi(cazorla)gold
Mikel Jackson
Los del Ryo (for all you Macarena fans)

Oz

They Might Be Big F*cking Germans

Bolarinwa Mayowa

The Big Friendly Giant

Petit's Handbag

Bolox, this mean the Garth Brooks concerts are off??
Jay-Z(impson) is my poor attempt

A to the HA

SZ/CZ

The only Olivier is Giroud

I feel like a failure for not being able to think of a terrible pun. *Hangs head in shame*

clickfish13

Johnny Cashly Cole

rezman

Andrey Arshavin 3000

Daniel

Childish Viviano?

Limp Bar

Tourean Breaks

BanikaGooner

Lana del Ray Parlour?

John

Santigold Cazorla Roux (double whammy)
Alexisonfire Sanchez
And of course our goalkeepers, Sczez and Dave

John

You don’t like my Sczez ‘n’ Dave pun?

There’s no pleasing you…

Limp Bar

Jefferson Airplane

BanikaGooner

The Notorious BFG?

Bonjour

^ This one wins out of all the puns seen so far

Tomás Rosicky

Tacklemore and Ryan Shawcross

ArseN5

That is brilliant!

Yoyo Sanogoals

Hang on a second, you made an article just show off your poorly written music puns. Well played sir, well played.

Henners

The Gibbs

Any chances of the Red Hot Chile Peppers ft Alexis performing???

Limp Bar

Neneh Perry

dustwolf

The Bee Gees. Kieran, and the Ox (they look the same and I am sure could pass as brothers).

Henners

Sigur Kos

Viswaram

Mertallica perhaps??

Gutbukket Deffrolla

Mertërhead

TheĂ–zmeister

Ox Pistols

Stuart El butcher

So solid Ryu. Henry Mancini, Ramseystein,

Limp Bar

The Overmars Volta

Gerald Gonzales

Wright Said Fred?

mik

or was it Wright Said Wreh?

Zino

30 seconds to Overmars

dvander Eboué

The real Eboue

Gerald Gonzales

Cesc Pistols

Limp Bar

Bouldfrapp

clickfish13

Schez & the Poldice aha

Craig Patik

Szczęsny, Stills, & Nash
Led Zelalem
Santi! At The Disco
Shakieran
…And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of The Diaby
Nacho Inch Nails
Alanis Mertesacker
Oxlade In Chamberlains
Alexis W K
Arctic Monreals
The Smashing Podolskis
Rammseystein
Red Hot Chili Chambers
Giroud O’Connor

And obviously: The Wenger Boys

Tazmanian Jesus

I got nothing…

eddymc2

Limpar Bizkit?

Limp Bar

Tom Petit and the Heartbreakers

clickfish13

Terrence Trent diaby

JayArse

Gnarlsbry Barker? yes? no?

Mr Arsenal -Tony Adams

bac street boys

False11

Lorde bendtner

Gooner drop a plop

Absolutely gutted!! Was looking forward to seeing:

Billy Joel (Campbell)
Chubawamba (Akpom)
Isaac Hayesden
and my personal fave, Flamini and the machine

Sk

The Fab-ianski Four

Sk

Tame Im-parlour

Mr Arsenal -Tony Adams

schez pistols

pink floyd hasselbaink

earth wind and neuer

N - Gunner

Chambo n Chambo

Simon

30 seconds to Overmars
5 seconds of Diaby
In Flaminis

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