Tuesday, April 30, 2024

Wenger poo-poos Van Persie guff

Arsene Wenger has dismissed speculation linking Robin van Persie with Manchester City as pure unadulterated bollocks.

The Dutch international was linked with a move to the Etihad on Thursday morning as sections of the media decided for Roberto Mancini that he might need a new attacker after Carlos Tevez put the strike in striker.

That’s how football works you see, it only takes twelve hours for a manager (who can’t buy a new player for three months) to reveal to a source inside a club that he wants a new player and for that insider to ‘exclusively’ tell the newspaper. The ‘story’ then gets printed and the whole world goes mental.

Anyway, nipping the guff in the bud Wenger told press yesterday: “This is a story created to create a story. There is no truth to it. There is nothing to say really.

“Anybody who wants to sign one of our players can call me. Everybody has my phone number.

“I don’t know why we are even speaking about transfers. Robin is under contract until 2013.”

Incidentally, if you do have Arsene’s phone number feel free to leave it in the comments section…

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Mooro

God bless the British press. If there’s something not worth writing about, they’ll do it anyway. Cunts.

Jon Hume

Man City truly are the death of football, and the football “press” are in the queue right after them.

Alex

I would just like to say well done for including both ‘poo-poo’ and ‘guff’ into your headline.

Smeer Na$ri (with shit)

best. headline. ever.

northerngoon

Nope, where is Van Persie’s Seaman was the best headline ever.

Smeer Nasri (with shit)

Nah that was like so yesterday! (or the day before or whatever it was)
It’s all about the poo jokes now

LB

Wenger has made some mistakes, we all know that. But it’s incredible that no one listens when he speaks about the cheating in football from clubs like Man City, Chelsea and Madrid. This dirty money is going to kill football. There are no longer any rules because of money. I personally watch much less football than I used to beacuse it’s like watching a mafia shootouts. It’s no different.

Smeer Na$ri (with shit)

If we win tomorrow can you make the headline “Arsenal shit on Spurs cunts?”
Carry on the poo theme.

Podoh

Let’s hope the players make sure it won’t be “Spurs cunts shit on the Arse”.

Dave

When will mancini and man shitty stop unsettling arsenal’s player’s?So far,Kolo,Adenonsense,Clichy,Samir have all been poached from arsenal and now Van Pierse is on their radar.Someday,They will come for Wenger.An african proverb goes thus,When a lion is incapacitated,A gazzelle will eat grass next to it,May God help us gunners.

Padwoir

An English proverb goes, ‘ There all cunts, so fuck’em’.

eleanor

I hate it when stuff like this gets credence …

singularity …

Pffzzzt!

David bolger

The press are Cunts and Man City are Gee bags.

cescmanat16pussyat24

So shall we all beleive Wenger this time?

Eric Irish gunner

Fuck off city you wankers

Steve of Chiang Mai

Man City are responsible for the “Wayne Bridgification” of the modern footballer. By paying exorbitant wages (bridge rumored at 90,000 pounds a week) we see wages in the bigger teams sky-rocketing and the “cashed up sugar daddy funded” squads bulking up with every big name going around. These players either become highly paid bench polishers or sick of no football, seekers of loan moves or permanent moves….the only problem is the other teams can neither afford the wages or the transfer fees required to recoup funds. A slight rule change…like teams being unable to underwrite loan moves….can stop this nonsense… Read more »

Armann

No I think Eggert Magnusson, the Egg-lookin dickface that was the chariman of West Ham few years ago, is to blame for that. He signed a free-agent player who had been playing for a decent team for 30.000 pounds a week and paid him 80.000 pounds. That decent team was Arsenal and the player was Freddie Ljungberg. He did a similar thing for Kieron Dyer. And it was owned by Icelanders, what a joke. Iceland’s debts lie in Freddie Ljungerg wages. What a wank!

Uncle pats rice

Maybe Citeh should spend some money on scouts and find their own fucking players

Eric Irish gunner

Spot on what the fuck do their scouts do go to the emirates every week, wankers

Frog

Maybe if we sell those cunt bags the whole lot of players they’ll inherit some of our fabulous luck over the past 6 years or so. Now that’s some poetic justice. Fuck em.

[…] last but not least, Arsene has claimed that Van Persie is for sale, but only if you call […]

Din_9

Deeeeeeench# that is all…

Jekyll

That’s certainly reassuring to hear Wenger say we won’t take the Man City coin. Certainly there is no precedence for that. Come on, this is staggering hypocrisy. Adopting the moral high ground whilst scrambling around in the gutter for their pennies every time they drop them. Can no one else see this? The crap about the ‘brand’ is exposed in this most blatant and obvious way time and again and still people buy into this ‘model’ the club charging the highest ticket prices in the world sell them. To the owner of this blog, we went 10 years without losing… Read more »

Naija Gunner

WOOH! that’s some ‘heavy metal there’ buddy, yes you are right about the little decline, but it happens to almost every club, there was a time when Barca couldn’t make the champion’s league spot in Spain but look at them now, the best club in the world in terms of successes on the pitch and not on the financial aspects whereas The Arsenal according to the club and also FIFA have a good financial status.

We’ll get through all these hard luck and start winning things, just SUPPORT AND BELIEVE IN THE TEAM.

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