Friday, November 15, 2024

Irritating man makes further irksome comments on boring situation

It would be lovely to report that Barcelona midfielder Xavi has apologised for his recent comments regarding the future of Cesc Fabregas, but it would appear that maintaining a level of dignity is above and beyond his warped capabilities as a man.

A terrific footballer. Certainly. A close friend of Cesc. Apparently. A meddlesome little twerp representing all that is wrong with modern football. Seemingly so…

Don’t get me wrong, it must be difficult having a microphone rammed in your face and being asked the same questions about a situation over which you have no control. But perhaps rather than talking for the sake of talking, a ‘no comment’ policy might be advised.

Reacting to the suggestion that his actions have been disrespectful, Xavi has again taken to the press to speak of his desire to do right by Fabregas.

“It seems absurd to me,” the Barcelona star said of Wenger’s recent retort.

“I was only acting in the interest of Cesc and of Barca. But that’s that and I really don’t want to get into a war of words with Wenger. I didn’t want to offend anyone.”

“I don’t really know the situation but it seems they are more disposed to sell this year than last year. Maybe we can be a bit more optimistic but it depends on reaching an agreement with Arsenal.”

In that last comment Xavi hits the nail on the head. Meet Arsenal’s not unreasonable asking price for Fabregas or forget it.

Do we hold it against our club captain that he wishes to return to his boyhood club? Begrudgingly no. He has spent eight years under Arsene Wenger’s stewardship, become a tremendous player for the club and always tried to do right by his employers.

If Xavi, Guardiola, Puyol, Pique, Rosell or any of the other talkers at the Camp Nou wish to resolve this problem, just hand over the cash.

Remember, you spent €25 million on a Ukrainian defender called Dmytro Chygrinskiy in 2009…offering the same amount for Fabregas is nothing short of disgusting. Rant over.

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Ben Savage

CUOCO! Nuff said. Xavi is an irritating prick…

Nik

Yes. This is journalism. Without illegal phone hacking.

Ringo Starr

Why , Why did they use that pic of him spreading his legs ?

(arYse)

He’s like one of those annoying flies that wont leave you alone, he needs to be swatted the cunt.

Plev

I’m so glad there is Arseblog news now. This shit makes my day. Absolute gun of a player, but what a little cunt he is. It’s all ego, they think their shit don’t stink! I doubt he’s even friends with Cesc, “friends” don’t do shit like that, at least so publically. Unrelated to the Xavi little-man-complex, but I really fear for Cesc as a player His hammy problems are becoming worryingly frequent. I hope he doesn’t have another injury plagued season like the last..or maybe some of it is in his head? It just seems odd that he’s injured now,… Read more »

dan

I am not really seeing any discussion anymore about the true £ value we should be getting for fabregas. Anything under £50m is for me not acceptable and i don’t understand the £40m which are floating around, especially when we rejected that amount last year. With the fees being paid over the last 12 months, the value should have gone up even further. Would be nice to get Man City and Real Madrid put some bids over 50-60m in. How do you guys see our chances of a top 4 finish with fabregas gone, nasri probably playing in midfield and… Read more »

Plev

Agreed about the fee. Torres when going through the worst form of his life and didn’t know where the goal was is apparently worth 50m? Andy Carrol of 10 or so goals in half a premier league season is worth 36m? Henderson and Downsyndrome 20m? Based on these rediculous sums Cesc would be worth well inexcess of 50m, easy. But then you look at player like Davis Silva and Saurez who are great players signed for around 24m last year, and then you think 40-45m might be about right. Van der Vaart for 8m last year was daylight robbery by… Read more »

Bo

Dan,

agreed on the numbers, outragous!

I don’t think that Nasri is half as creative as Fabregas is when it comes to assists, at least not for the moment. He might have it in him though. Perhaps Wenger can do the same to Nasri as he did to the passmaster Eboue? For god’s sake, what a stupid thing to have said on the homepage.

Matty

Xavi your a CUNT!!!!!!

Debbie

Succinct and to the point, I couldn’t have said it better myself!

rains

I could. I would have put an apostrophe and an e in your.

Dave Gooner

I sincerely hope he doesn’t come in the opposite direction as part of any deal.

An Arsenal midfield comprising Xavi and Nasri will get the home fans on their feet all right.

Sid

Brilliant title! Didnt need to read the actual article! Keep up the good work!

Gnasher

I have no new comment on the tedious Fabresaga. CUoCO

DM

Someone PLEASE tell me what CUOCO means.. I’ve seen it 3 times now today..

Mooro

Xavi es un coño

Plev

Does coño mean cunt? Please say yes.

Mooro

According to my in-depth knowledge of Spanish (Google translate), I believe the answer’s yes.

If anyone knows different I’ll happily repost.

Johnny Massacre

Xavi says, ““It seems absurd to me,” that Wenger is pissed he constantly talks about Wenger’s star player hating playing for Arsenal.

That’s like me saying you’re out of order for telling me to stop jacking off over your wife.

paddymac

I’m sure there’s a John Terry analogy here somewhere

paddymac

Possibly my favourite headline ever. Well done Mr. Allen!

Xavi really is a monumental self-fingering cunt.

Stephanos

If wenger is prepared to let nasri leave for free next year then he should keep fabregas stay until the end of his contract too! Then the cheapstakes called barcelona can have him for free! In FOUR years!

goonerbegood

imagine the talk about cesc ,still we are still here.if we ever do sell cesc,pls we must also make it known to them that they should never come back with the same bullshit when jon toral and bellerin matures into arsenal greats.we will not be having that again with jon toral and bellerin.
i hope they will not come with the same dna crap
i feel arsenal are been too nice to them,far too nice.after they have dragged our name all over spain.

Cooilo

The caption is mint. Just burst out laughing, no need to read the rest 😉

gooner

I take it adverts on this site are not chosen by the blogger but depend on where you are in the world. Getting one at the top of this page at the moment telling me I could see spurs live, think id have a better time being run over by a bus.

Alex

If Xavi died tomorrow I would literally celebrate! He’s such a jerk that I can’t find myself to even respect him as human being. In fact, I hate Barcelona and wouldn’t mind beating a Barcelona fan.

They are all cunts barely worth the air their breathing. Fuck you barca! Next time you come to London or any other place where there will be a lot of gooners. Wear a fucking bulletproof west.

Fucking SCUM

Rodders1971

Barca play great football…but talk utter SHITE,a big club acting like a small rich one…CUoCO.

TexasGooner6

I don’t have a problem with the Barca players saying they would love to play with Cesc. I have a problem with them saying he should be and that Arsenal are unreasonable and then when they are celebrating Spain’s World Cup, these same players force a Barca shirt on our Captain. That is terrible.

tope

Either they pay or stop the whole rant.fab got yrs under contract so we should be in the driving seat

chris

I think Xavi is showing Cesc where he wants his love stick inserted in that pic

Aminu Inuwa Imam

I’m always glad for your post Arseblog.Pay the cash and take you fucking cunt if you really love Fabrigas as we all do.

Al-amin Inuwa Imam

Forget about Xabi or any Barcelona’s player/Manager.Fabrigas is and would always be an A.rsenal player long they don’t cashed their money.Fucking cunt,Great post Arseblog!

[…] going down the street later. It’s just that kind of day. Ask yourself this – if you saw Xavi ambling along, coming back from the bakery with his gypsy’s arm and a copy of the newspaper, […]

Good-Bloke

Fabregas IS an Arsenal player.

Catalonia IS Spain.

Xavi is (aside from being a good player) a dumpy little gobshite.

Fed up of Barca

Ha tell a catalan their part of spain.

They REALLY don’t like that.

Funny though that when Spain with the world cup their all a united nation all of a sudden (well for that month at least)

[…] of of Barcelona’s most senior players has embroiled himself in a row with Arsene Wenger, calling the manager ‘absurd’ after quite correctly being called out on his comments […]

aussiegunner

love the headline andrew. pure gold. concerning fabregas, im annoyed that, correct me if im wrong, barca announced to have 40 mil euros in the kitty at the start of the transfer window, and have spent 26? on sanchez to which they coincidentally formally offered for cesc. they obviously can cuoco but disappointingly have been cunning in their attempts to drive cesc’s price down. if i were cesc would i be annoyed that barca want to get me on the cheap? id say yes. if i were arsenal fc would i be annoyed if cesc made a statement asking barca… Read more »

Andrew

Xavi is a huge piece of shit.

Kusmayudha

Good Afternoon…Prof…? Your are need buy from Venezuela ( Cichero costumer no. 6 he is spealist cure ballerzation and I like him…? ) pleasssssse Mr.Prof Arsenal..?

Joshua

We need to get Xavi on twitter so we can abuse the fuck out of him day and night telling him to shut his fucking mouth.

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