Pointing at his crotch and sporting his favourite baggy Hammer pants Arsene Wenger has gone on record stating Arsenal’s rivals ‘can’t touch this.’
Pleased with his side’s recent revival and the pace and guile with which they dismantled both the Spuds and AC Milan, the boss claims that no club can cope with the Gunners when they are firing on all cylinders.
“We can play at a pace that, at the moment, maybe nobody else can sustain,” he told Arsenal Player as backing dancers including Johan Djourou and Sebastien Squillaci gyrated around him.
“When we are on our role that is good for the morale of the team.
“If you look at the times we have reversed games; Villa, Tottenham, Liverpool, Sunderland and now Milan, you would say there is something special in there,” he continued, again pointing towards his groinal region.
“I always believed in the spirit and quality of this team. I am sure if we keep going that will come out and the target until the end of the season is to be faithful to that.”
And with that the boss handed his bling to Carl Jenkinson for a polish, thrust his hips in the direction of the training pitch and was off.
What a man.
“I am sure if we keep going that will come out”
Haha
Was this in reference to the Coq?
Hehehehhe
Stop! Gunner time
Wenger: My my my my music hits me so hard, makes me say oh my lord… told you homeboy.. U can’t touch this.
van persie: erm…. is that really your half time talk boss?
Do you reckon he sang the Addams Family tune during half time against the Spuds or that we were too legit to quit?
It seems the only way we can play ‘with the hand brake off’ is when it’s shit or bust. The villa, Sunderland,Scum and Milan games were all in effect lost, so we had no option other than go for it. Perhaps we should give every team a two goal start from now on.
Koscielny likes giving teams at least a 1-0 headstart with finishes that would get strikers on the back pages
Blimey! your likes and dislikes are 5-2! I think your on to somthing. (What are the odds?)
Maybe it’s time for Wenger to do a rap video… Staring the Gunnersaurus…
“You down with A.F.C?”
“Yeah you know me”
Taking his time to get back into the team,
But I still got love for his feet,
It’s the Di-a-by
Has a Tottenham fan hacked Arseblog?
Picturing Sebastien Squillaci grooving in the background is what I found particularly funny.
Ain’t nothing but an rvp thing baby
All well and good, but who’s gonna replace Vanilla Rice in the dugout next season?
Maybe we’ll keep up the Rice theme and get Gerd Muller?
Wenger talking about the faith and what about keeping rvp at de club will it not be the faith for de gunner fans……….
the. the word you are looking for is “the”. How could you get it right twice and wrong twice in the same sentence?
Plus, eh? No idea what you mean.
I think he’s confused Wenger saying the team should stay faithful to their ability, quality and spirit with fans being called the faithful, although the quotes wouldn’t make sense in that context.
Ha ha haaaaaa, man city manager got warning from wenger.can arsenal try there best to keep the only man and superstar rvp at club?.will give him whatever he need to make him stay?.coz if iam an arsenal manager that is the first thing I should fight for before talking about summer trainsfer to secuire his signure
You think RvP will go to City? He isn’t a mercenary lesbian cunt, mate.
please PLEASE learn to spell…
Not really, as one player does not make a team. Yes he’s most likely the best striker in Europe right now but Wenger has to organise all of the positions in the team and make sure we strengthen them. Podolski, as long as he signs, is definitely a step in the right direction and proof that the board have finally realised that they need to release funds early. Incidentally, the Podolski transfer porves you don’t need to spend 25/30 million on a player to get an established, good international player. For £10.9 million, we are getting a 26 year old… Read more »
The Notorious R.V.P…
You can’t touch him….oooh oooh ooohh!
Wenger is a G
Wenger is an OG!
Original Gunner 🙂
Triple OG
Brilliant Arseblog. Trying hard not to burst out laughing on thr train whilst reading this…
With so much drama in the Premier League
It’s kinda hard being Sebastien Squillaci.
Andrew. I was reading this on the Arseblog App, terrible idea, since I was in a meeting room with CFOs, Clients, etc. And I just couldn’t help to burst out laughing in front of everyone, but it got worse…I couldn’t stop. Picture that…oh my God.
Now. The mobile version does not even show the headline picture. So when the meeting was over, I check it out on the website…and it happened again.
MC Wenger taught Arsenal cult legend aka Eboue those dance celebrations
Arsene has 99 problems.
And a bitch Definately isn’t one.
It was all a dream, used to read that overpriced program magazine. Hanging posters on the wall, every Saturday spunk attack Mr. Pires, empty balls. I let my iPhone rock until my iPhone popped, sipping beers in the ground smoking in the private bogs. Way back, when I had that shitty unofficial cap, with the dreamcast logo on the back. Remember Ray Parlour? Anders Limpar? You never though Wenger would take it this far. Now Arsenal are in the limelight ’cause they dribble tight, time to get paid, blow up like Sagna’s braids. Born wingers, remember when Kolo Toure used… Read more »
May I add … David Dein and St Tropez up in the limousine?