It’s back to the dictionary for Arseblog News as we decode the cries of joy that come with scoring a late, offside winner against a side managed by toadlicker Mark Hughes.
Please note, we reserve the right to invent our own words at any time. Or, when circumstances dictate, use more than one word which may or may not include words we’ve invented.
Vito Mannone: 6/10 – Edgy
Bacary Sagna: 7/10 – Unyielding
Per Mertesacker: 7/10 – Unruffled
Thomas Vermaelen: 7/10 – Poised
Andre Santos: 6/10 – Stabby
Mikel Arteta: 7/10 – Yippie-Ki-Yay-MotherFucker
Jack Wilshere: 8/10 – Back
Aaron Ramsey: 6/10 – Fretful
Santi Cazorla: 7/10 – Squirt
Lukas Podolski: 6/10 – Vexing
Olivier Giroud: 7/10 – Bolshie
Walcott: 6/10– Skedaddly
Arshavin: 6/10 – Part-time-postman
Gervinho: 5/10 – Incapacitated
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