Saturday, May 21, 2022

Bendtner scares Arsenal fans

Nicklas Bendtner gave Arsenal fans the two bob bits today, posting a message on Instagram showing his Arsenal kit with a message ‘Soon back in the game’.

We won’t lie – our first thought was ‘Emergency centre-half’ but in the comments on the posting he said ‘Not in London’. Phew!

Does this mean that Arsenal have finally found someone to buy him? And that he’s found somewhere that will pay his wages? And that he might actually start being a footballer again?

It’s never worth jumping to conclusions with TGSTEL, but it does look as if something’s happening.

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Fingooner

nandos?

Norn Iron Gooner

Jail?

Wenger walks with a stick.

The jokes seem much better on this site, right after a Win.

Wenger's Wanker

Peri-peri Striker!

TGSTEG

The Greatest Striker To Ever Grill

Hoogy

BENDTNER PLEASE LEAVE

GoonerFan1

TGSTWL – The Greatest Striker That Wun’t Leave!!

Comedian

hah thats what BPL actually meant.

Hutch

I hear that the people of Afghanistan have just been entertained with the delights of football. Maybe he could fuck off over there.

afghangooner

Hey hey, we don’t want him over here.

krazymunky

They already have it pretty bad with the war and stuff. we dont want to make it worse by sending TGSTEL there.

Silent Stanley

Hamburg

It Is What It Is

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news……adidas.

Michael

Please please please leave

squillaci is judas

he covered up the club crest so i wouldnt get to worried about him playing for us again.

THANK FUCK

goonergary

Nicklas Bendtner…….. TTTJWF
“The Turd That Just Won’t Flush”

kunlewoye

Oh dear! Mental, that one. Google Translate is a bastard.

neutral

I can think of a few reasons to dislike turds besides their color… anyway, sometimes mine are yellow.

Jonathan

Can you write this message again, but this time in ENGLISH

godonner

That’s some scarey shit that is

InTheArse
Harish P

I’ll believe it 2 years after said deal and he’s worn that team’s kit for as long.

El

Ah crap! Was hoping TGSTEL would join the Spuds revolution. Well…its still 1-1 at Newcastle yeah? COYG!

A Larsen

Well, Hull ain’t in the CL but maybe Bruce still rates him.

Haar

I can’t find that comment made by NB52 anywhere? Getting paranoid… Being from Denmark I heard he was signing for a night club in Copenhagen… I think he could probably pull off a Danish version of Geordie Shore all by himself. Utter muppet.

Glen Helders soul-glo

Too Funny

Alan Sunderland's Afro

Shame really, if he wasn’t an absolute w*n*er, he could have been pretty good. However, he is.

squillaci is judas

fuck off bendtner you absolute twat

petits handbag

Does he not have to do a year with the Danish army?
If I spread that rumour it could happen, drop him down over Afghanistan. Don’t worry about parachutes

It Is What It Is

Middle East region would probably experience some seismic activity.

Kresho

He should stick with his Noble fashion bracelets

Daft Aider

The greatest stain that ever lurked (at afc)

Dinho

What Bendtner needs is an ass kicking.

Toruc Macto

SPACE PLEASE!

deano

Apparently Pardew wants a massive superstar signing. Goodbye Nicholas

Henners

I’m no fan of him but the amount of really malicious abuse in the instagram comments is embarrassing

kunlewoye

But surely, even you must be aware most fans dole out ample blob in the way of irrationality and are bigger cunts than most footballers like TGSTEL will ever aspire to be but, hey, who cares…

Mahmood

I say give him a chance. I think him and Giroud would make for an interesting combo.

JP Strother

Are you kidding me bro. Did you just start following the Gunners. He is a stain that can’t be washed away. He would make Giroud go nuts, and fuck up his mental game which is proving to be much better now that he has a yr in premier league under his belt. I don’t understand why any Arsenal fan would say this. He has been given his chance and he does not deserve to wear our kit or be on our pitch ever again. He is a waste of time space talent and anything else you can dream up. I… Read more »

rawgooner

Mahmood, as president of the TGSTEL fan club, would you be prepared to start a kitty so we can pay him off?

Arsene's handkerchief

Please just go……far far away…..and some……thanks.

Arseblood

He was alright when he scored a great headed goal against Spudz and an injury time winner away to Hull…also scored one of the best goals the Emirates has seen against Ipswich….is Giroud really that much a better footballer? ….no, he just has a better attitude than Bendtner.

argonaut

Insta-clam (as in the bearded sort).

F4phantomphreak

Poor Nicolas he never seems to get any love, the sad part about it all is if he’d keep his head down and shut his mouth he could put in a good shift. Well, maybe not, anyway don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!

Glen Helders soul-glo

Well I’ve seen him in games put an awful lot more effort than Poldolski did against Fenerbahce

Glen Helders soul-glo

It’s true

eyob

Bt not score as many goals in a season

richpryor

To me this picture perfectly sums up Bendtner: alone at a training ground with only a few cones and two random guys talking behind his back in the cold air of Northern Italy, wearing on his head the blazon of a club he never really played for and who never wanted him and yet… he flashes a sign and looks like a fella who actually thinks he is the coolest, greatest cat to ever walk the earth.

Goonerestgooner

I think the clues in the picture….he’s gonna be playing for a team that wears red shirts and blue shorts…thank god we don’t use that combination….what’s that?…aww shit!!

bringbackflamini

i honestly dont understand the abuse Bendtner is taking from our fans. yes he is arrogant and yes he’s made a fool of himself for the past two years as no one in the world thinks as highly of him as he apparently does. but we were close when we signed him to this contract a few years ago. i genuinely feel sorry for the guy now. its not his fault we are contractually obligated to pay him well more than anyone else will. but the “supporters” have absolutely turned on him viciously now. and we wonder why Luiz Gustavo… Read more »

LBGooner

If Chelsea sign Willian, can we bid for Mata please.

Ummm… also, Bendtner please just go now.

mental strength

L.A.N.S!!!!!!!

goonerbynature

Tall, troublesome former Arsenal striker on inflated wages who’s not that good anymore?

HE’S OFF TO SPURS.

heh

So Anelkas agent is dead?
Ramsey you bastard!

the only sam is nelson

Theo could learn a lot from Rambo’s consistency

Greengunner80

Didn’t realise our pub team were short for the weekend…

Glen Helders soul-glo

My God.

Didn’t realise Adebayor was on that much, how can it be?

Sorry state of affairs when this guy is earning more in a week than honest hard working people earn in 6 yrs.

£170,000 per week, mind boggling.

jeezo

I think he can do better than most strikers we have

JP Strother

I hope you are kidding.

arsewizard

What a pest!!!!

Fatgooner

Blogs: how come there’s no news topic in relation to the supposed bids by Wenger for Benzema and Di Napoli?

the only sam is nelson

perhaps it’s utter speculation. there’s a lot of it about and only the red hot definitely going to happen stuff gets posted here, like Higuain and Suarez and

oh, wait

Anyhow you know fine well that our transfer window will only be complete when we sign gareth barry on loan for the season to complement the sanogo capture

alate

I dnt wnt u to leave nw. U can still make it. Focuseand God we be with u.

heh

Haha wtf? go lie down somewhere…even god has bigger problems…

eleanor

TGLANSWWWGA and we might be re-signing PTMDMTWHEH on a free.

You couldn’t make it up.

Glen Helders soul-glo

Please translate

Danish Gooner

He said exactly the same 2 months ago when his arrival at Frankfurt were imminent,so dont expect too much.

arsewizard

Can chamakh just tell this guy of his mistakes like he just said? Jeeez

The Ghost of Peter Storey

I just remember him blocking Cesc’s shot on the line. After that, he was just a legend in his own lunchtime.

Sabretooth

Long time reader, first time commenting; Question, who do you hate more – the Dutch Skunk, TGSTEL or Na$ri?

Exactly.

He was shit in some matches, he was good in others. He scored some great goals, he fluffed his lines, most notably against Barcelona. He played on the wing when asked to without much fuss. He believes he is a great striker, but then ask yourself: don’t you believe that you are the best (or want to be) at what you choose to do?

Stay classy ‘you guys’, its all relative.

Fuck forward, Victoria Concordia Crescit

Glen Helders soul-glo

Don’t HATE any of them, they are guys who get paid to do a job.

In terms of who did their job the worst that would definitely be Bendtner.

Denilson's back pass

If we don’t sign another striker, I’d be pretty happy if he were second choice. Who knows, if he gets a couple of chances, he might regain some form and be decent. It’s better than having fucking Walcott up front anyway.

He’s not going anywhere, might as well use him for Carling (or wtf ever) Cup and some lower opposition FA Cup ties.

Having an option is better than having none at all.

Arsenalist

Notice he left the “Fly Emirates” exposed, which means he’s going to a team which has Emirates as a sponsor.

alver

New York Cosmos, obvs.

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Leftbackinthedressingroom

Maybe someone should try to take TGSTEL in their motor and try to flog him off at alocal car boot sale–?

NB52 = NOT BEFORE 52

(GRAND A WEEK IS OFFERED FROM A CLUB WILL I EVER FUCKING LEAVE)

AussieGoon

I hear FC Baghdad are hard up for a striker for next week’s crunch match with rivals Basra United and are in the market…

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