Lukas Podolski may be a bit miffed at not playing for Arsenal but the madcap German knows how to keep the Gooner fraternity onside.
Responding to an incendiary tweet from @BBCSport the 29-year-old made clear that he’s no intention of moving to North London rivals Sp*rs.
— Lukas-Podolski.com (@Podolski10) October 20, 2014
As it turns out the BBC were merely linking to their daily gossip column citing ‘Caught Offside’ as a source for the story. Now, you don’t need us to tell you that a A+B in this particular equation breaks our transfer poo-ometer scale…
With only one start and four sub appearances to his name this term there’s not going to be any stopping the transfer speculation, but at least we can rest safe in the knowledge the king of the hashtag won’t be stepping out with a cock and ball on his chest any time soon.
After featuring for Germany during the Interlull, Podolski wasn’t on the bench against Hull City due to sickness but he’s expected to return to the squad for the game against Anderlecht on Wednesday.