Emi Martinez says that Alexis Sanchez loves dogs so much that he keeps asking when his dogs, Atom and Humber, will be allowed breed with the Argentine keeper’s.
Sanchez clearly wants more puppies in his life, which is a completely normal thing of course, and he’s got his eye on Martinez’s female labrador as a possible mate for one of his famous chaps.
Speaking to the Arsenal programme, the 24 year old revealed that Alexis is always question about when they might organise some sweet, sweet loving.
“His labradors are both male, and mine is a female,” he said. “So he’s always asking when they’re going to breed because he wants more dogs.
“I tell him that mine is too young and to give her another year!”
More dogs, we approve 100%. And the more dogs he has, the more difficult it is for him to move house or to another country so he might as well sign a new deal because it’s just less hassle.
Please deliver all dogs to Alexis Sanchez c/o Arsenal Football Club, London.
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Arsenal, of course, have a great history of dogs and players going together. Who can forget the likes of:
- Mikel Arsetter
- Saluki Podolski
- Julian Greyhound
- Spaniel Karbassiyoon
- Mathieu Flamini (pointer)
- Yaya Sadogo
- Collievier Giroud
- Mastiffan Schwarz
- Leonbergkamp
- Shiba Inumoto
- BFGShepherd
And many more, no doubt, but we’ll leave that to you lot in the comments.
Thought for sure it would’ve been Shkodran Mastiffi
I thought of that but then when you say it out loud you have to say ‘stiffy’ and the juvenile part of me laughed and this is, of course, very serious business
I basically just wanted the arseblogians to say Stiffy… and am slowly succeeding
Terrier Henry
Mongrelneny
Bobtail Pires
Chihuahucks aneke
Sorry
Brilliant Martinez! As part of his contract renewal we should offer Sanchez the chance to mate his dogs with martinez’
Don’t think Martinez would look too kindly on that contract language hahaha
Shkodran Mustaffy? Staffs are my fans so they go together…
Damn!
Still missing a trick! You can go even further and go for Shdogran Mastiffi!
I think Emi’s dog will need at least 2 years before she’s ready unfortunately, better sign a new contract to stay around till then!
If we get him a Leonbergkamp he won’t be able to travel at all.
If Alexis dogs are anything like him, she might really need two years at least to be ready
Lukas Poodleski
Lukas Pugolski?
Pretty sure Sanchez’S dogs are golden retrievers, not labs
Mutts are awesome.
Yeah, they are. But something like this – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labrador_Retriever – could be what Martinez is thinking?
Talking of breeding and arsenals apparently excellent medical facilities….. would you please just breed ozil and alexis. We can then clone the offspring three times and have a front four of sanchoz, ozchez, alexzil and mesexis sanzil.
To add a financial incentive to the scheme we could probably get away with loaning them to russias national team.
Mesexis Sanzil is a Phenomenal name!!! Is he Columbian or Mexican???
Anything to keep him at arsenal
Ray Poodler
Adopt. Save a life.
Shamir cashri
Martinez is 24 years old?
Chu-young pug
The pest pug-related name i could muster
Because pugs are awesome
Don’t forget Wenger is an Alsatian
Arsene Wagger
Coqtweiler
CoqRotweiler
Knew the title had to be a joke. We do, after all, have photographic evidence from yesterday’s game that Alexis is looking to breed with Giroud instead.
And who could blame him?
#HFB
Yorkie Benayoun
Xhaka spaniel
Tony Woodcocker Spaniel.
Fufi Ljungberg.
Freddie Ljungbergamasco.
Jack Russell Wilshere
I’m sure Alexis himself wants to breed with Giroud! #ThatCelebration
Nacho Mongrel
Santi Bernard
Arsene should take hint from this comment of martinez and just add 3-4 cute dogs to slightly improved contract that he has offered and at least 1 of them should be a female so he can perform all the breeding experiment that he wants. lol !
my cat is called Purr. Purr Mertesacker.
Doge
There he is, the Great Dane!
The Greatest Striker That Ever Barked!
Nacho Mongrel. Watch he doesn’t Coq his leg.
George Grayhound?
Nwanku Canine
Alex Boxerlade-Chamberlain
Contract Negotiations: Alexis’ Agent: No, Mr Wenger, we will need more money. Alexis deserves a lot more than what you offer. *Arsene Wenger picks up the phone, speaks, waits patiently* *You can hear a door close, followed by footsteps* *Enter Emi Martinez and his dog* Arsene Wenger: What about now? *Alexis – Teary eyed, puppy faced – looks towards his agent* Agent: I am afraid we will have to print up some new contracts Mr Wenger. Alexis wants to sign a 7 year deal, sole breeding rights with Emi’s dog and an assistant to handle the instagram pages of all… Read more »
Very dramatic, judging by Sanchez’s interview after the game, I think it would be a great bargaining tool!
So, that is why we tied Martinez to long term contract already.
Wonder if we have any cat-persons in our team.
Reading your blog makes me wonder about really weird things.
Purr Mertesacker
Chuba Akpomeranian
Spurs are shitzu
McGoldrick Retriever
Big Fucking German Shepherd
You guys are cracking me up. I quite like the thought that Alexis loves his dogs so much, he extends his contract for 3 years just so Martinez’s Labrador is ready. Haha!
Barkary Sagna
Lukas Podogski surely
Yao Kuvasz Gervinho
King Charlie Nicholas Spaniel?
Kaba Chia-huahua
Don’t forget Chi-Huahua Park and Emanuel Adobermanyor
BOX-haka mertesach-ER.
Coquelin spaniel?
All are dogs except for
Robin van Pussy
Cesky Terrier Fabregas
Red & white Irish setter better known as David O’Leary
Setr Cech and Hector Bellerin-tin-tin
Pet Jennings
Hound of the Baskervivandersons