Alexandre Lacazette could be the new Ian Wright.
Is Alexandre Lacazette the new Ian Wright?
Alexandre Lacazette is the new Ian Wright.
Alexandre Lacazette is Ian Wright.
Ian Wright has been consumed by Alexandre Lacazette.
Ian Wright is no longer Ian Wright, because Alexandre Lacazette is now Ian Wright.
Where is Ian Wright?
Ian Wright is in The Upside Down.
If Alexandre Lacazette is the new Ian Wright, and also the current Ian Wright, then who is Alexandre Lacazette?
Alexandre Lacazette is a 37 year old housewife named Debbie.
Debbie has two kids, boy and girl.
Debbie is unhappy with her life, her ambitions not realised.
Debbie’s husband is distant, she suspects he’s having an affair.
Debbie had dreams.
Debbie had hopes.
Debbie had aspirations.
Debbie now playing up front for Arsenal and scoring goals against Tony Pulis teams.
Debbie feels content.
Debbie knows she has a secret but she won’t say anything.
Debbie’s disguise perfect.
Debbie is Alexandre Lacazette.
Alexandre Lacazette is Ian Wright.
Ian Wright is.
Amen!
Ian Wright is theo Walcott. He wanted to go on holiday for a bit and just chill out.
Netflix and chill?
But can Debbie score goals away from home?
This is not clear but she suspects her husband can.
Does her husband fit this profile? HFB
She certainly can when she’s in Dallas, eh?
I reckon that new signing we have, Alexandre Lacazette, reminds me of that old player we had, Ian Wright.
Random but brilliant..someones on the booze early, or something else
Debbie does Pulis
Blogs is.
Mental.
??????
“Ian Wright is in The Upside Down.”
This line got me. Great randomness, Blogs!
Drugs are bad m’kay…
I think Ian Wright is not himself these days.
Tool me a while to realise that the words in the title were anagrams. I was thoroughly confused for a few minutes.
*Took
What really through me was trying to anagram the letters in becomes. I am not a smart man.
*threw…
You alright blogs?
If this could be how you write all your match reports… I would be happy.
Is acid a thing again?
Stranger things have happened.
These “the new…” comparisons have a tedious habit of following ethnicity.
I reckon Blogs will do my head in one of these days!
Quality analysis here. Its a wonder Andrew’s not tipped to replace Wenger with this sort of tactical insight.
Or perhaps… Andrew is Wenger…?
Magic Mushrooms
I miss the old Kanye.
Reads like an R. D. Laing poem.
Blogs posts like this make me worry about your condition after watching us play…
What did I just read fs
And that boy and girls is what happens when you eat the little worm in the tequila bottle.