Wednesday, July 17, 2024

Clash with homeless goblins selected for TV

The Premier League have confirmed that Arsenal’s game with Sp*rs has been brought forward by a few hours for TV broadcast purposes.

It’s looking increasingly likely that this fixture will take place at Wembley for a second season in a row because our homeless goblin neighbours still won’t have finished building their new stadium.

This hasn’t been confirmed, however, even if they do stop all the roof leaks and shitty wiring, it’s been suggested that the police don’t want to have to deal with a north London derby so early in the arena’s life.

Our home games with Manchester United and Newcastle have also been pushed back. Details below…

Tottenham Hotspur v Arsenal
Saturday, 2 March
Kick off: 12.30pm (originally 3pm)
Live on: BT Sport

Arsenal v Manchester United
Sunday, 10 March (originally Saturday, 9 March)
Kick off: 4.30pm
Live on: Sky Sports

Arsenal v Newcastle United
Monday, 1 April (originally Saturday, 30 March)
Kick off: 8pm
Live on: Sky Sports

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Ordnance Dave

Sp*rs should of taken the memo a ling time ago when we moved into their backyard. North London doesn’t want em around.


That Monday night kick off is a real kick in the teeth for Newcastle fans

The Limp Bar



Not good for Arsenal fans either! Bad enough getting to ground for Manure game tonight! STs not going to be renewed with all this pissing about with fixtures.

Sir Henry Norris' Brown Envelope

Newcastle seem to get a lot of games on Monday nights and I guess their fans travel the farthest distances.
I remember the time their keeper got booked for wasting time on a Monday at our place.
Their fans must have hated him that night, making them get home later than ever


1st April, April fools. Let’s get the most northern team in the country down to London for an 8pm kick off on a school night. Great bants from premier league.

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