It has been confirmed that American band The Killers will play at the Emirates on 6 June next year.
How do I know? Somebody told me.
Given how bad things have been for Arsenal recently it’s hard to believe everything will be alright by then but perhaps the arrival of Brandon Flowers and his musical cohorts will give us supporters a reason to smile like we mean it. We’re trying to look on the Mr. Brightside of life.
Like the Gunners, The Killers peaked in the early-noughties and have been getting progressively worse. You might say, they were good when you were young.
Still, by the time next summer rolls around, any Gunners fans in attendance will likely have fun rejigging the words to
Jenny Emery was a friend of mine. That’s unless our Spanish coach is still in the job…for reasons unknown.
Right, you’re probably fed up with all these puns that I’ve done. It’s time to run for cover.
Bruce Springsteen, Coldplay, Green Day and Muse have also played at the Emirates.