Following on from our 2013 edition (holy crap is it that long ago?!), it’s time for some more Arsenal face swaps.

Inspired by the cover picture I produced last night in this Tweet, here’s how some of our current squad mix up.

We apologise in advance for any nightmares. #norefunds

Arsenal Face Swaps

REISS CHAMBERS
JOE AUBAMEYANG
KIERAN LUIZ
EMI TIERNEY
GABRIEL HOLDING
PABLO CEBALLOS
SEAD MARI
NICOLAS GUENDOUZI
DAVID MUSTAFI
CALUM MARTINELLI
MATTEO HOLDING
ALEXANDRE KOLASINAC
GRANIT LUIZ
DANI XHAKA
HECTOR CEBALLOS
LUCAS BELLERIN
PIERRE EMERICK PAPASTATHOPOULOS
SOKRATIS AUBAMEYANG
MESUT TORREIRA
MATT GUENDOUZI
SHKODRAN OZIL
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Viva la Prof

It’s like top trumps for gene pools

Aaron

I think I am alone when I see OSPINA in ‘Sokratis Aubameyang’ then. Or maybe not.

Blogs, you have created reality out of fiction.

ankit raghav

No man no… Absolutely…. I was shocked when I saw that ..

Oli D

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 funniest thing I’ve seen all week

Kaleja

David Mustafi, Man it looks creepy.

Teryima Adi

Genetic engineering 😄

Reality Cech

Matteo Holding and David Mustafi are giving me nightmares

Kaleja

Martinelli is just so cute whoever you swap him with.

Nas

Swap him with kolo toure

Teryima Adi

😅😅😅

Eternal Titi Berg Pat Nostalgia

Calum Martinelli will mary my sister, Nicolas Guendouzi is younger Eddie Murphy in a dealer role and Sead Mari one of the Bogdanov brothers in France.

Manuel

Granit Luiz is basically Marc Bolan. Children of the (Arteta) Revolution. I get my coat…

Giuseppe Hovno

Nicholas Guendouzi looks epically handsome (except for the neck)

PeteyB

Aye, I was thinking the necks needed done for him and Laca also. Nico suits the curls!

BrassHi

Shkodran Ozil with the Gordon Ramsay botox fivehead

Arsemusic

I really new I shouldn’t of looked but I just couldn’t stop myself.

Poom Saka Laca

Lucas Bellerin: shady gig promoter, weed dealer on the side, would be better at both if he didn’t get through so much of his stash himself

Jarghs

I was about to comment that Lucas Bellerin looks like he sells cigarettes to minors from an ice cream van

Grymelock

Jesus Christ. I’m sending my therapists bills to you 😣

Zeus

Just brilliant, but it’s posts like these that make me want to gouge my own eyes out with red hot pokers.

“Pierre Emerick Papastathopoulos”… be afraid, be very afraid!

succcurmum

Isn’t Hector Ceballos just 2014 Bellerin?

Andreas

Mesut Torreira nearly made me spit out my breakfast laughing

Juan Cornetto

He looks like Sloth from the goonies uglier younger brother.

Viva la Prof

Can you imagine being at school with özils eyes and Torreira’s ears!

Rich

Nicolas Gundouzi looks like Justin Trudeau wearing a wig…

Jeremy

Somehow Pablo Cellabos looks exactly the same as Pablo Mari…

Adorno

Was the fall-out between Guendouzi and Arteta because he did black face in training? If so he was rightly punished.

David

LOL. Sead Mari and Nicolas Guendouzi are amazing. Great job!

Blackbetty

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

this is good. Been on this blog since forever and I had to comment for the first time. Awesome

lessthanthesumoftheirparts

I feel like I’ve seen Kieran Luiz before.. An obscure Irish footballer from the 70s perhaps

Pep Arteta

Hector Ceballos is a big time flirt with little to no future ambition

Master Floda

I wonder what Pep Arteta would look like

Nas

I need a jens eboue

Pakgooner

Loooool Mesut Torreira looks like a mongoloid midget

Rbee

SHKODRAN OZIL looks a bit like Conan O’Brien

Rbha

Dani Xhaka looks mean

Artetist

Whoever Matt Guendouzi swap is…obviously just out of prision( noy released, you woul’nt release that)…also the last one, Mustafis Uncle Barney from flinstones

Scott P

I was confused by that too – it’s Matt Macey

Rufusstan

he’s definitely channelling Sideshow bob here. So mostly in prison

SB Still

Mesut Torreira will be the ultimate midfielder – protects the defenders but assist king as well!

Ashish Mann

Blogs, u missed a trick by not doing matteo luiz or david guendouzi. That would have been something to behold. One cud never tell if there was ever a face swap. The perfect crime!

Nick

I’d have just included both without doing the work to edit them. But I’m lazy like that…

SharpasFc

A lot scarier than it should actually be!

Ashish Mann

Hahah

Tapps

Shkodran Ozil looks seriously ill.

Reality check

Dani Xhaka looks like he’s about to commit a crime..

ankit raghav

Granit Luiz looks like a real man.. and a handsome one too…

Dave Swain

No Matteo Luiz or David Guendoussi…. too confusing for certain referees… 2 departed players come to mind….

Teryima Adi

Nicolas Guendouzi, what a nightmare🥺🥺🥺

Rufusstan

Mesut Torreira looks about 14

Eric Blair

hahahahahaha! Utter genius! I haven’t laughed so much in ages, lost it totally when I got to David Mustafi! Cheers Blogs!

The all look scary or demented in some way, if this was our team nobody would turn up to face us, we’d win every game by default!

Mr Ian Wiltshire

Brilliant,hilarious & very scary all at once!!!

Swedes4Dixon

Emi Tierney looks like Gary O’Driscoll.