Following on from our 2013 edition (holy crap is it that long ago?!), it’s time for some more Arsenal face swaps.
Inspired by the cover picture I produced last night in this Tweet, here’s how some of our current squad mix up.
We apologise in advance for any nightmares. #norefunds
It’s like top trumps for gene pools
I think I am alone when I see OSPINA in ‘Sokratis Aubameyang’ then. Or maybe not.
Blogs, you have created reality out of fiction.
No man no… Absolutely…. I was shocked when I saw that ..
???????? funniest thing I’ve seen all week
David Mustafi, Man it looks creepy.
Genetic engineering ?
Matteo Holding and David Mustafi are giving me nightmares
Martinelli is just so cute whoever you swap him with.
Swap him with kolo toure
Calum Martinelli will mary my sister, Nicolas Guendouzi is younger Eddie Murphy in a dealer role and Sead Mari one of the Bogdanov brothers in France.
Granit Luiz is basically Marc Bolan. Children of the (Arteta) Revolution. I get my coat…
Nicholas Guendouzi looks epically handsome (except for the neck)
Aye, I was thinking the necks needed done for him and Laca also. Nico suits the curls!
Shkodran Ozil with the Gordon Ramsay botox fivehead
I really new I shouldn’t of looked but I just couldn’t stop myself.
Lucas Bellerin: shady gig promoter, weed dealer on the side, would be better at both if he didn’t get through so much of his stash himself
I was about to comment that Lucas Bellerin looks like he sells cigarettes to minors from an ice cream van
Jesus Christ. I’m sending my therapists bills to you ?
Just brilliant, but it’s posts like these that make me want to gouge my own eyes out with red hot pokers.
“Pierre Emerick Papastathopoulos”… be afraid, be very afraid!
Isn’t Hector Ceballos just 2014 Bellerin?
Mesut Torreira nearly made me spit out my breakfast laughing
He looks like Sloth from the goonies uglier younger brother.
Can you imagine being at school with özils eyes and Torreira’s ears!
Nicolas Gundouzi looks like Justin Trudeau wearing a wig…
Somehow Pablo Cellabos looks exactly the same as Pablo Mari…
Was the fall-out between Guendouzi and Arteta because he did black face in training? If so he was rightly punished.
LOL. Sead Mari and Nicolas Guendouzi are amazing. Great job!
this is good. Been on this blog since forever and I had to comment for the first time. Awesome
I feel like I’ve seen Kieran Luiz before.. An obscure Irish footballer from the 70s perhaps
Hector Ceballos is a big time flirt with little to no future ambition
I wonder what Pep Arteta would look like
I need a jens eboue
Loooool Mesut Torreira looks like a mongoloid midget
SHKODRAN OZIL looks a bit like Conan O’Brien
Dani Xhaka looks mean
Whoever Matt Guendouzi swap is…obviously just out of prision( noy released, you woul’nt release that)…also the last one, Mustafis Uncle Barney from flinstones
I was confused by that too – it’s Matt Macey
he’s definitely channelling Sideshow bob here. So mostly in prison
Mesut Torreira will be the ultimate midfielder – protects the defenders but assist king as well!
Blogs, u missed a trick by not doing matteo luiz or david guendouzi. That would have been something to behold. One cud never tell if there was ever a face swap. The perfect crime!
I’d have just included both without doing the work to edit them. But I’m lazy like that…
Here you go:
A lot scarier than it should actually be!
Shkodran Ozil looks seriously ill.
Dani Xhaka looks like he’s about to commit a crime..
Granit Luiz looks like a real man.. and a handsome one too…
No Matteo Luiz or David Guendoussi…. too confusing for certain referees… 2 departed players come to mind….
Nicolas Guendouzi, what a nightmare???
Mesut Torreira looks about 14
hahahahahaha! Utter genius! I haven’t laughed so much in ages, lost it totally when I got to David Mustafi! Cheers Blogs!
The all look scary or demented in some way, if this was our team nobody would turn up to face us, we’d win every game by default!
Brilliant,hilarious & very scary all at once!!!
Emi Tierney looks like Gary O’Driscoll.