Arsenal’s AGM took place today and after all the speeches and formalities, there were questions for the board to answer. We’ve listed the top 10 questions that may, or may not, have been answered.*
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1 – Sometimes when it’s very sunny, it’s hard to make out the players in certain areas of the pitch. Will the club consider providing fans with thermal imaging spectacles to enable them to see the game more fully?
2 – Will there be a seat on the board for Alisher Usmanov? If so, can the club afford a chair of that size after the purchase of Mesut Özil?
3 – Is it true that Arsenal have invested in a hip-hop studio to enable Frimpong’s career to progress?
4 – If Stan Kroenke won’t meet with supporters’ groups, would he at least send them some risque selfies on SnapChat?
5 – With holdings in Denver (John Denver), and London (Jack London), does Mr Kroenke think Mica Paris would be alarmed if he bought a stake in a club in the French capital?
6 – Do the new chairman’s children get confused when asked if they prefer Daddy or Chips?
7 – Have the club made attempts to get a shaving sponsor, e.g Gillette or Wilkinson Sword, so as to rid Nicklas Bendtner of his unfortunate facial growth? If not, shouldn’t the commercial team be more cut-throat?
8 – Are there any plans to immortalise Mikel Arteta’s hair with a statue of some sort?
9 – The club currently offers supporters a choice of the following condiments on match-days: tomato ketchup, mayonnaise, American-style mustard and brown sauce. Given our newly improved financial status might a world class addition such as burger sauce or ranch dressing be added to the roster in the near future?
10 – Will the club offer platinum level members (with 40+ away credits) the chance to spend an evening in a hot tub with Olivier Giroud?
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* or, indeed, even asked.
Genius.
Blogs at it again 😀
11 Why did the chicken cross the road?
Q11: Mr. Kroenke, are the moustache real?
Q12: Who is Arteta’s barber? Could he/she be a darling and work on TGTEL?
11. Has Arsenal purchased third-party insurance for all the hapless opponents that are going to be crunched by Mathieu Flamini this season?
Q12 Please tell us you love us and that we are very important in the decision making process…..pretty please!! p.s. you are rubbish because we haven’t won a trophy for a squazillion years
Might I suggest Honey Mustard sauce? The Ozil of condiments.
Can’t thumb this up enough. Nail. Head. BOSH!
Can’t thumb this up enough. Nail. Head. BOSH!
I need 40 away points pronto.
Hot tub with Giroud. *drool*
Hot tub goal machine 😀
Who disliked this?
Q54) When is Arsene finally going to get a zip technician?
11- Why didn’t we buy Samba knowing how BIG he is?
Not wearing this, has to be made up. What fucking imbecile would ask a question about condiments for fucks sake!
Not sure if extending the joke, or shouldn’t be allowed near the internet.
Sharp? Nah!
So the other 9 questions are bang on the mark then?
Q12. Describe and explain in clear terms photosynthesis?
Number 6……fucking brilliant…still chuckling half an hour later…!
Q11. How did @Sharpehunter get to Q9 before he started thinking they were made up questions?
Q11 – Do you know who that guy was in the Puma top on the Arseblog news the other week with Henry, Giroud and Sagna?
Heard it was Linford Christie..
Who??
I think it was Laurent Blanc, the French national team coach.
I heard it was Shaquille O’neal, former NBA player turned Puma spokesman.
Given the new commercial wealth, quite obvious the club can afford to buy Usmanov a chair. But it may not be prudent given that the resource is needed to buy a world class striker in January.
Yeah, people as large as Usmanov don’t need chairs. Their backsides alone provide self-sufficient comfort.
Will sp*rs ever be any good? They are still bullshit even after spending 100m+ on new cunts..
Why would anyone give a thumbs down to pointing out how shit spurs are on this site.
Spud visitor checking out the greener grass.
Q11 Park, why?
Park; Where?
Ans: No Parking Zone
A. Park who? I don’t know him.
#8 Mr. CEO said never in a million years!
Stan has plans for that hair when Arteta retires.
no 3 & 4 are hilarious, burst out laughing at work like a mad man! Cheers for the entertainment Bloggs!
I liked Q#2 the best … well done sir!! Very well done !!!
11. Please can you represent the concepts of financial responsibility through the medium of dance?
There will probably be some people who read this article and believe it. There always is. ‘ A recording studio for Frimpong? A scandalous waste of money! Whats going on at our club ! etc etc etc …
Gazidis on Bale : “Unfortunately he doesn’t play for Tottenham Hotspur. He now plays for one of our rivals.” That’s a ripper 😛
Heh..
Up there with all the hilarity from above … Who knew he was such a top class one-liner?!?!
Q.87 – will the club recognise how upset Tim Payton is that our owner has not invited him for a chat over a can of Mountain Dew in the long room at Lords? Surely the club must understand how important every fan of the club feels about this?
Q14) Can we please get Henry back? Don’t really care, stick him in goal or something
Another waste of an article.
Please contact us at once for your refund.
blogs, why get offended so easily ??
I wasn’t offended in the slightest. I simply dealt with the comment in the appropriate manner.
Why jump on blogs for the comment, when the initial comment was the one out of line? This is a blog, and if you read the article written a bit ago you would realize why he would respond sarcastically to this comment. Like he said, he’s not a news source and no one is paying to be here, they are here to read what is posted, If they don’t like it then don’t visit. I can say I’ve skipped posts (not articles) because they didn’t interest me, but you don’t see me scrolling down to the comment section just to… Read more »
But top draw for the time you spent in making your thought provoking comment. Bravo.
11. Will Roy Chubby Hodgson be playing the players lounge as part of his stand-up tour?
Q13 what the fuck are we doing with park?
Q11. What is the point of a rhetorical question?
Q42: with Arshavin now departed, does it mean pies are now available again for the long suffering pie-starved gooner? Thank you so much..can I have mine with Chips please?
There are a lot of pies available now. Most of them are humble pies.
Hi papas,
No problem, Chips says he’ll meet you in the Royal Oak food court at half-time on Saturday and you can have a pie and fries with him. He’ll get the beers in.
Q: What do you think of Tottenham?
Who?
What the F is with this Oliver Giroud shit? This manly love is getting a bit well…and he isn’t even that handsome. Why I just saw someone better looking in the mirror today.;)
So you saw Giroud’s reflection in the mirror and he looks even hotter in reverse? Damn he’s good!
Q11. Does Mrs Blogs find your man crush on Giroud disturbing?
I pray 4 u arseblog and all d other gays dt lyk dis site. arsenal is great bt u av 2 repent from sin in d name of r lrd jesus amen
I repented from sin in the name of our lord Dennis Bergkamp, does that count?
HAHAHAHAHA
Comment of the month
Jesus plays for City doesn’t he?
Speak English Cheyu
if your going to try and hate ate least follow the rules:
1. text speak is not permitted, full words in English please.
2. the only hate speak allowed is: John Terry is a cunt
8 – Are there any plans to immortalise Mikel Arteta’s hair with a statue of some sort? We have no immediate plans for a statue, but we have heard your calls for a roof over the stadium. When it’s design was discussed Arteta’s hair was the number one choice amongst the board. Plans have been submitted and Building Permission has already been granted. On a side note, we can reveal that Arteta’s hair is to have the lead role in next years Lego Movie. The hair will be paid six million pounds for it’s image rights, and an extra pound… Read more »