Sunday, July 14, 2024

Arsenal v St*ke – stat pack

As usual our good friends at have provided us with another stat filled infographic ahead of tomorrow’s game against Stoke at the Emirates

Click the image below to see all the statty goodness.

Arsenal v Stoke stats

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Captain chris

A good chance to get a clean sheet 🙂


And couple of injuries along the way. Fucking Orcs…



*nom nom

Lady Eowyn

Stoke have conceded atleast 2 goals in their last 5 games


It’ll be interesting to see if Brek Shea plays. He had a training stint with Arsenal a year or so ago but I guess he didn’t impress enough. He’s was a thoroughly annoying doucher up here in the MLS, which explains why Tony Pubis signed him.


My friends< draw sheath from sword. Prepare for battle. The orcs are coming! We must slay them before the bareness of the interlull strikes. Beware of their vicious away fans and the shawcrossing buggers! I also hear they have cavalry from the burger chomping west. Take a bottle of Mr Muscle with you too. We have to clean up the emirates once we've blasted the disease infested cunts back up north

Merlin's Panini

Don’t you draw a sword from a sheath?
For some reason the other way around gave me the image that you had put a condom on a sword and are taking it off.
Anyway… agreed. I want them destroyed and their heads put on sticks and displayed as a warning to all comers around the scowling statue of Thierry Henry.

Bould's Eyeliner

believe the expression is either draw your swords or unsheathe your swords. Either way, to add some vernacular from yours truly, a proud burger chomper, let us clean the floor with some orc filth.

Merlin's Panini

I really want to see us completely smash them. 4-0 please.
Podolski 2
Giroud 1
Walcott 1


Shit, I’d settle for a 1-0 with a huth own goal. Then we could sign the ever obnoxious “huth there it is!”.


wau !! ich bin froh ein ARSENALER zu sein endlich mal einer der so denkt wie ein gunner.ich liebe ARSENAL,obwohl ich ein cologner bin aber ich bin da wo auch mein lieblingsspieler ist. ist das ist POOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDI.
Sorry aber das sind meine gefühle für einen Lukas Podolski.

Captain chris



A controversial 1-0 win in injury time will be oh so sweet!


Against Man Utd perhaps… but against Stoke? I know they’ve been a thorn in our sides, but that sounds more depressing than it sounds sweet.




Can’t get fucking annoying nachoman song out my head

Captain chris

The team we have now is good, good players who did not no each other at the start, but there learning well and u can see it….. The only way is UP baby

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