Brazilian forward Wellington has joined Real Murcia on loan.
We could probably flesh this story out by referencing his other loans, which really haven’t been much of a success, but we can’t be arsed.
He’ll spend the season at the Segunda División side and, frankly, his chances of making it at Arsenal are about as good as yours. Live the dream, Wellington.
Until, of course, you get the boot.
Hey, it had to be done.