5 reasons why Mesut Ozil is better than Bros

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In another of our exclusive Infographic type things, we finally answer the question that’s been on everybody’s lips: Is Mesut Ozil better than 80s pop sensations Bros?

The answer, of course, is yes, and we bring you the 5 reasons why. Simply click on the image below to enlarge.

Is Mesut Ozil better than Bros?

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Maximus
Maximus

I’m in stitches. This is absolutely brilliant 🙂

Basko
Basko

Superb as always. But, seriously, how much spare time DO you have!?

A N Other
A N Other

Why are you comparing the two? Is there any connection?

anubrto
anubrto

wow

Gutbukkit Deffrolla
Gutbukkit Deffrolla

I agree. You hear about such things, but until you see it in action you don’t really believe it happens.

William
William

The joke

Your head

Anon
Anon

They’re both footballers.

goonerbynature
goonerbynature

Of course there is. Why else would they be compared?

masterofthegoonaverse
masterofthegoonaverse

not bros,its wham! at tropicana drinks are free,fun and sunshine,aaah i feel quite relaxed now

Rufusstan
Rufusstan

You have to remember Blogs draws his humour from the: Surrealist, Juxtapositionist, and Why the Fuck Not? schools.

Gutbukkit Deffrolla
Gutbukkit Deffrolla

…and from the Dandy. Some of his jokes have been doing the rounds for years.

GunnAlex
GunnAlex

Also did you know that Özil is so good at providing assists. He helped the midwife deliver him.

MoNk
MoNk

Okay, everyone knows this by now.

Cross
Cross

I was starting to panic at the lack of Özil vs Bros articles, thank you for addressing this issue.

Wesley Sniper
Wesley Sniper

I’m a bit too young to know who Bros are 🙁

Hulk
Hulk

It is pronounced Bross as in Boss suits, not Bros as in before Hoes, just for so you know.

Gutbukkit Deffrolla
Gutbukkit Deffrolla

You lucky, lucky bastard.

kobst
kobst

I’m a huge ozil fan, but this article is a bit one-sided.

Zelalem#58
Zelalem#58

Well you obviously are a Spu*s troll!

bestie
bestie

yeah, Özil hardly even gets mentioned 🙁

Rufusstan
Rufusstan

You are right, It really is far too biased in Bros’ favour.

Arul

bros who? i was thinking about mario and luigi when i read the title

Gutbukkit Deffrolla
Gutbukkit Deffrolla

They were at the top of their game in in 1988 but were relegated in 1991 and have never appeared in the Premier League. That’s why you haven’t heard of them.

Eleanor
Eleanor

Özil is better than tiramisu … better than Springbank 21 … hell, he may even be better than kittens.

Ozilla the Hun
Ozilla the Hun

Shame on you Wesley Sniper. Load up YouTube and whack their name it, you’ll be in for a treat……..

Gutbukkit Deffrolla
Gutbukkit Deffrolla

I hate it when somebody does something cruel like this to a trusting young person. Shame on you Ozilla, you barbarian.

Rufusstan
Rufusstan

Treat?

How can you do that to a fellow Gooner?

Anyway, I thought Bros videos were banned in ’96 as potential Weapons of Mass Destruction.. 🙂

andy
andy

Ha. This is like reading Viz.

The Truth.
The Truth.

Fnarr Fnarr

Arsene's Zip
Arsene's Zip

Except that it’s amusing rather than nauseating.

Gus
Gus

Brilliant, but bot as good as the Aaron Ramsey is better than a scorpion infographic. I like these though!!

vin_unleaded
vin_unleaded

Also, Ozil is not known for putting Grolsh bottle caps on his shoes…

Stupid 80’s!

Bananasisforbale
Bananasisforbale

So not getting this one

GCM
GCM

Also prefers to tear up defences and not his jeans

THEREISBEARCUM
THEREISBEARCUM

Is he better than Yazz though?

(I’m fucking old.)

Gutbukkit Deffrolla
Gutbukkit Deffrolla

Whos is this Yazz, I thought (Hey, I live in Australia). Googled her. Wondered if I’d remember her by sight. Got a picture of David Hasslehof cuddling a pair of labrador puppies with a look that would be more normal if it were on the face of a 12 year old girl. FUCK YOU GOOGLE IMAGES. Ruined my fucking day.

muchadoaboutnot
muchadoaboutnot

… and 3 hearty cheers to an unsung hero….

FLAMINI!!!

North Bank Gooner
North Bank Gooner

Aaah, those were the days, young and carefree, James Dean badges at a jaunty angle, Brosettes for goal posts, isn’t it. Micky T last minute at Anfield, one minute McMahon, Champagne Charlie beats Grobbelaar at Wembley, 1-0 down, 2-1 up, we fucked Rushies record up!.

Marvellous

Gunner2dMarrow
Gunner2dMarrow

…And just incase you have any challenges in life, take it to Ozil, he’ll assist you…

Daft Aider
Daft Aider

Waiting for the ineveitable 5 reasons why Gnabry is better then new kids on the block article

Gutbukkit Deffrolla
Gutbukkit Deffrolla

He can sing ?

The Truth.
The Truth.

Has a bigger cock than the crappier Wahlberg too.

masterofthegoonaverse
masterofthegoonaverse

He can make you dance,he can make you sing, he can make you do almost any old thing.

Terry
Terry

Also, Özil’s chewing gum trick wouldn’t work if he had grolsch bottle tops on his boots….

TheSkins
TheSkins

Always had a feeling that he was!

Gunnersaurus
UpTheArse
UpTheArse

wow i wish i could give this ten thumbs up!

J3t
J3t

6. He is not 44 years old.

Goonerestgooner
Goonerestgooner

7. Özil has never starred in a shitty Blade sequel (although to be fair, that was only one half of Bros)

Nikki
Nikki

Blog, if I may suggest. How about the next infographics is about player who some or most people have doubts for. Someone like Bendtner, or maybe Arsene, Wilshere, Sagna (Someone who people at one moment have a doubt on if they can still deliver the goods). Just like what the Ramsey vs Scorpion is all about.

Daft Aider
Daft Aider

5 Reasons why flatulence is better then Bendtner……………..

Rufusstan
Rufusstan

Well its certainly more explosive than..in…on…

Is the any way to finish that without a crappy innuendo?

rezatron
rezatron

As a kid, Bros always stood for Bum Rooters on Stage. Crass but apt I feel. I seem to remember a certain urban legend about a hospital stay for one of them.

Ozil is definitely much better than Bros.

Black Hei
Black Hei

Blogs should just bin ESPN. You can’t be fuckin excellent over there.

Antimaq
Antimaq

I must say that I have to disagree with the fifth point. Pigeons cannot be killed soon enough. Put all the cats in the world among them I say. Obliterate them all.

H.P Arsecraft
H.P Arsecraft

What is Bros?

heihaci
heihaci

Drop the boy drop the boy
I,m a man, yes I am
but they still call me boy
Drop the boy drop the boy
I’ m a man, yes I am
and I’ll be jumping for joy
when they drop the boy

Gutbukkit Deffrolla
Gutbukkit Deffrolla

Does anybody have any idea what this means? If you have, just keep it to yourself.

heihaci
heihaci

what is wrong with the 80’s?

It was awesome

Özil's Eyes on Arsene's Hot Thighs
Özil's Eyes on Arsene's Hot Thighs

I just hate when something’s supposed to be really funny and I don’t get the reference. By the looks of it, I reckon it’s better I don’t this time.

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S__i__r___B__a__l__l__s

what