Tuesday, November 29, 2022

5 reasons why Mesut Ozil is better than Bros

In another of our exclusive Infographic type things, we finally answer the question that’s been on everybody’s lips: Is Mesut Ozil better than 80s pop sensations Bros?

The answer, of course, is yes, and we bring you the 5 reasons why. Simply click on the image below to enlarge.

Is Mesut Ozil better than Bros?

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I’m in stitches. This is absolutely brilliant 🙂


Superb as always. But, seriously, how much spare time DO you have!?

DL Gooner

Boo to making me remember Bros.

A N Other

Why are you comparing the two? Is there any connection?



Gutbukkit Deffrolla

I agree. You hear about such things, but until you see it in action you don’t really believe it happens.


The joke

Your head


They’re both footballers.


Of course there is. Why else would they be compared?


not bros,its wham! at tropicana drinks are free,fun and sunshine,aaah i feel quite relaxed now


You have to remember Blogs draws his humour from the: Surrealist, Juxtapositionist, and Why the Fuck Not? schools.

Gutbukkit Deffrolla

…and from the Dandy. Some of his jokes have been doing the rounds for years.


Also did you know that Özil is so good at providing assists. He helped the midwife deliver him.


Okay, everyone knows this by now.


I was starting to panic at the lack of Özil vs Bros articles, thank you for addressing this issue.


Who is bros please?


Its best you don’t know.

There are things once seen, that cannot be unseen.

Wesley Sniper

I’m a bit too young to know who Bros are 🙁


It is pronounced Bross as in Boss suits, not Bros as in before Hoes, just for so you know.

Gutbukkit Deffrolla

You lucky, lucky bastard.


I’m a huge ozil fan, but this article is a bit one-sided.


Well you obviously are a Spu*s troll!


yeah, Özil hardly even gets mentioned 🙁


You are right, It really is far too biased in Bros’ favour.


bros who? i was thinking about mario and luigi when i read the title

Gutbukkit Deffrolla

They were at the top of their game in in 1988 but were relegated in 1991 and have never appeared in the Premier League. That’s why you haven’t heard of them.


Özil is better than tiramisu … better than Springbank 21 … hell, he may even be better than kittens.

Ozilla the Hun

Shame on you Wesley Sniper. Load up YouTube and whack their name it, you’ll be in for a treat……..

Gutbukkit Deffrolla

I hate it when somebody does something cruel like this to a trusting young person. Shame on you Ozilla, you barbarian.



How can you do that to a fellow Gooner?

Anyway, I thought Bros videos were banned in ’96 as potential Weapons of Mass Destruction.. 🙂


Ha. This is like reading Viz.

The Truth.

Fnarr Fnarr

Arsene's Zip

Except that it’s amusing rather than nauseating.


Brilliant, but bot as good as the Aaron Ramsey is better than a scorpion infographic. I like these though!!


Also, Ozil is not known for putting Grolsh bottle caps on his shoes…

Stupid 80’s!


So not getting this one


Also prefers to tear up defences and not his jeans


Is he better than Yazz though?

(I’m fucking old.)

The Truth.

….and seems to be more gorgeous now than she was back then…

…also showing my age.


Do you think Ozil ever ripped badges off of Mercs? Or was it VW’s ?


When you think it cannot get any better…….(Even if it cost me my coffee)

And yes, this one does seen to radically split us into the lucky youth and old buggers.

Arsene's Zip

I think us oldies may be the lucky ones – they have Beiber and one direction.

Gutbukkit Deffrolla

Whos is this Yazz, I thought (Hey, I live in Australia). Googled her. Wondered if I’d remember her by sight. Got a picture of David Hasslehof cuddling a pair of labrador puppies with a look that would be more normal if it were on the face of a 12 year old girl. FUCK YOU GOOGLE IMAGES. Ruined my fucking day.


… and 3 hearty cheers to an unsung hero….


North Bank Gooner

Aaah, those were the days, young and carefree, James Dean badges at a jaunty angle, Brosettes for goal posts, isn’t it. Micky T last minute at Anfield, one minute McMahon, Champagne Charlie beats Grobbelaar at Wembley, 1-0 down, 2-1 up, we fucked Rushies record up!.



…And just incase you have any challenges in life, take it to Ozil, he’ll assist you…

Daft Aider

Waiting for the ineveitable 5 reasons why Gnabry is better then new kids on the block article

Gutbukkit Deffrolla

He can sing ?

The Truth.

Has a bigger cock than the crappier Wahlberg too.


He can make you dance,he can make you sing, he can make you do almost any old thing.


Also, Özil’s chewing gum trick wouldn’t work if he had grolsch bottle tops on his boots….


Always had a feeling that he was!


wow i wish i could give this ten thumbs up!


6. He is not 44 years old.


7. Özil has never starred in a shitty Blade sequel (although to be fair, that was only one half of Bros)


Blog, if I may suggest. How about the next infographics is about player who some or most people have doubts for. Someone like Bendtner, or maybe Arsene, Wilshere, Sagna (Someone who people at one moment have a doubt on if they can still deliver the goods). Just like what the Ramsey vs Scorpion is all about.

Daft Aider

5 Reasons why flatulence is better then Bendtner……………..


Well its certainly more explosive than..in…on…

Is the any way to finish that without a crappy innuendo?


As a kid, Bros always stood for Bum Rooters on Stage. Crass but apt I feel. I seem to remember a certain urban legend about a hospital stay for one of them.

Ozil is definitely much better than Bros.

Black Hei

Blogs should just bin ESPN. You can’t be fuckin excellent over there.


I must say that I have to disagree with the fifth point. Pigeons cannot be killed soon enough. Put all the cats in the world among them I say. Obliterate them all.

H.P Arsecraft

What is Bros?


Drop the boy drop the boy
I,m a man, yes I am
but they still call me boy
Drop the boy drop the boy
I’ m a man, yes I am
and I’ll be jumping for joy
when they drop the boy

Gutbukkit Deffrolla

Does anybody have any idea what this means? If you have, just keep it to yourself.


what is wrong with the 80’s?

It was awesome

Özil's Eyes on Arsene's Hot Thighs

I just hate when something’s supposed to be really funny and I don’t get the reference. By the looks of it, I reckon it’s better I don’t this time.



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