Wednesday, July 6, 2022

Ozil reveals initiation song

Mesut Ozil says he didn’t want to sing for his new teammates but custom dictates that all new arrivals have to stand on a chair and croon.

He revealed he sang something nobody would know (probably to hide the fact it was off key and he couldn’t remember the words).

“The singing bit, I didn’t really want to do that because my voice just isn’t up to it,” he said. “I’m not an X-Factor contender by any stretch of the imagination.”

“The song was a Turkish song, to be honest. Of course, people didn’t understand what I was singing.”

He’s a clever boy, and Arseblog News can now reveal an exclusive list of the songs sung by many of our recent signings:

Olivier Giroud –  Christina Aguilera: Beautiful

Lukas Podolski – Nena: 9999999999 Luftballons: (he’s very enthusiastic)

Emiliano Viviano: Paul Simon: You can call me Al(munia)

Ju-Young Park – The Beatles: Nowhere man

Gervinho – Missed the chair, said it was because Wenger didn’t give him or the chair enough love

Santi Cazorla: Manu Chao: Me gustas tu

Yaya Sanogo: Something by The Who

Andre Santos: The Cars: Drive (really, really fast)

Ignacio Monreal: Sinitta: So Nacho

Carl Jenkinson: Theme to Grange Hill

Per Mertesacker: Scott Walker: No regrets

Mikel Arteta: India.Arie: I am not my hair

As it’s the Interlull and there’s not much else to do, feel free to make suggestions for all Arsenal signings and their first songs.

It might pass a few minutes.

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godonner

Excellent blogs took the dullness out of my day

DL Gooner

Cesc Fabregas – Baby please don’t go – Them

Edwardo – Adagio for strings – Samuel Barber

Na$ri – Beat on the brat – Ramones

Aaron Ramsey – Payback – James Brown

Olivier Giroud – The joker – The steve miller band

Flamini – Search and destroy – The Stooges

Andry Arshavin – White rabbit – Jefferson’s airplane

dan

Robin van Persie: Rebellion (Lies) – The Arcade Fire

Bould's Eyeliner

Podolski – Hallelujah! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVLZmCJ9oyU)

such a great video.

FeoWalcott

Arsenal Squad 2013/2014:
Stronger – Kanye West

Hulk

Arsenal Squad 2013/2014

The squad shot Kanye and buried him under WHL, the world was saved from the apocalypse that would have ensued with the release of the Jay-Z, P.Diddy, Will.i.am, Kanye album, aka the four whores of the apocalypse.

FeoWalcott, please never ever mention Kanye on here again.

Yeezy

Kanye is a creative genius. Like Ozil. He’s part of the Arsenal.

John

Rosicky: Mozart – Symphony No.40

GunnAlex

TGTEL. 1 Direction – Best Song Ever

goonerdal

Park chu young – whats my name (rihanna)

TV5

Jack: ABC – When Smokey Sings

Saffagooner

Jack: I Just Can’t Wait To Be King – The Lion King
Rambo has to be: Blessed With A Curse – Bring Me The Horizon
Arsene: The Pokemon Theme Song

TV5

RVP: Various – I’m a cunt.

Wesley Sniper

Adebayor: Various- I’m a money hungry cunt

welshman

Walcott – MY NAME IS THEO AND I PLAY IN RED AND WHITE! I SCORE AGAINST THE SPURS, BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING SHITE….

Goon Goon Goon

Alex Song: Elton John – Your Song…

Too obvious?

IQ High

Alex Song: Granger Smith – Silverado Bench Seat

Posty

Jack Wilshere – any song by ‘Foreigner’

James

TGTEL: Carly Simon – You’re So Vain

Danny

that reminds me of Wiltords song….. You’re Sylvain, you think this song is about you you’re Sylvain, you’re Sylvain, you think this song is about you, dont you dont you dont you!

Udi

I always liked, “And it’s hi ho Sylvian Wiltord, everywhere you go!…”
…but maybe that was just in the Gunners pub back in the day.

Arzik

Abou Diaby: Christina Aguilera – Hurt

Mr. T

Ramsey: Rambo OST

journeyman

Perfect!!

anything could really go for AR16 with Eye of the tiger by ‘survivor’ to a personal favourite heavy metal one by Devildriver – Back with a vengeance

One last one…Alexandr Hleb: Hot & Cold-Katy Perry

Blogs…You’re an interlull genius!!

Gooner Splat T Spuds

Gervinho – David Ford: Trying to find my feet

paddlejack

Surely Jenko’s has to be total eclipse of the heart, family traditions and all…

Tinashe

I was going to comment with something similar to this!

John

Ju-Young Park – Call me maybe(Arsene)

Be kind

Park Ju-Young – What have I done to deserve this by pet shop boys

Donut Maestro

Bergkamp: Moby – God Moving Over The Face Of The Waters
Henry: Six Def – I’m the King

Pablo

Flamini-LL Cool J: Mama said knock you out

IQ High

Flamini – Cassidy: I’m a hustla

Rambo sambo

Jack Wilshere – Baddiel & Skinner: 3 Lions On A Shirt

Gary

Gibbs – anything by the Bee Gees

Le' Cheupez

Santos: Unknown Artist- Track 11

Eoin Fleming

The 1 and only- Szczesny Hawkes
Wojciech Szczesny

VictoriaConcordiaCrescit

Lukas Podolski- anything by Aha

Prithul

Abou Diaby: Rehab – Amy Winehouse

klose

Robin Van Persie: Lil Wayne- Boy inside me
Gervinho: Drake- Fore Head
Andre Santos: Ludacris- Fast & Furious

klose

Lukas Poldoski: Aha- Instagram

Ozil

RVP: The little chimp inside – Manchester Orchestra

Smeagol

Eboue: Somethin’ stupid – Frank Sinatra

Silverstre for the Ballon d'OR

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Have a hundred thumbs up; that was GENIUS.

Arzik

$amir Na$ri: ABBA – Money, money, money

gooonnneeeer

Thomas Eisfeld
Vanilla Ice – Eis Eis Baby

John

Diaby- Hurt (Cash’s version because its sadder)

Carib Gooner

Samir Nasri: Busta Rhymes – Arab Money

RAS gooner

Hahahaha best one yet, can imagine him doing the dance as well silly lesbian

mik

damn, i wanna hear Mert sing Scott Walker!

Goon Goon Goon

Jack Wilshere: Rolling Stones – Jumping Jack Flash

Jackie

Rvp- Kids by MGMT

tony

Fabrice Muamba – Why does my heart feel so bad? (Moby)

Bestie

I thought Giroud sang Come Together, with a cheeky wink after the “after me”.

Bestie

*over me

kind of ruined the punchline

Artyom

Nasri – Fields of Gold

Steve

Gervinho’s forehead: Shine – Take That

Rozza's twin

Flamini- FREEdom-Akon

Artyom

Arteta – I feel pretty

Ivan Drago

Did Jenks dad give him singing lessons?

LJN

Silvestre – Creep

Goon Goon Goon

Flamini – Return of The Mack.

I think the Fabrice Muamba one was a bit below the belt lol

the only sam is nelson

Matthieu Flamini – I’m Free / Soup Dragons

Manuel Almunia – Help! / The Beatles

Kenny Sansom – Got to give it up / Thin Lizzy

Sammy Nelson – Whole of the Moon / The Waterboys

TJ

Nwankwo Kanu Age ain’t nothing but a number – Aaliyah

Gooner JP

Reyes – not really a song but a them tune….Red Dwarf….
Its cold outside,
There’s no kind of atmosphere,
I’m all alone,
More or less.
Let me fly,
Far away from here,
Fun, fun, fun,
In the sun, sun, sun.

Tinashe

Adebayor- WU Tang Clan: C.R.E.A.M. (Cash Rules Everything Around Me)

Mac

Bendtner: Tenancious D -Tribute (The greatest striker in the world)

Mac

Bendtner: Tenancious D – Tribute (The greatest striker in the world)

Dr Baptiste

Is this a tribute to your original tribute?

tony

Bendtner – Stay Another Day (East 17)

My bad for the Muamba one :-O

the only sam is nelson

Clive Allen – Should I stay or should I go? / The Clash

Dr. Phil

Some of these are absolute genius!
Monreal – Monorail song from The Simpsons

zizou

Ozil-The Masterplan (Oasis)

Dr Baptiste

David Rocastle – Survivor: Eye of the Tiger

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