Arsenal are set to sign MLS midfielder Hingle McCringleberry.
The Carolina Rhinos man has caught the eye of many European clubs with his hard-running performances and after intense scouting by the club’s North American team an approach has been made.
EPSN MEXICO report the player’s agent, Ibrahim Moizoos, saying, “We spoke with Arsenal last week and the offer they made is just something we can’t turn turn down.
“We had always planned a move to Europe at some point, perhaps not this early in his career, but now that we have this opportunity we’d be crazy not to take it up.”
It reverses the flow of players going from East to West, with Jermaine Defoe a high profile capture by the Toronto Tapirs. The Sp*rs man will leave the Premier League in February to continue his career in the land best known for its cowboy junkies.
It remains to be seen how quickly Arsene Wenger might incorporate the 19 year old into the first team squad, but a period of acclimatisation is likely as other MLS signings like Brek Shea at Stoke and Sequester Grundelplith M.D at Fulham have struggled to make an impact.
Still more believable than anything indykaila and OpinionDan writes on Twitter
Yes! I knew we would sign him
He will be a good buy, but I was instead hoping we will sign the Comoros wonder kid Melembua Lakiyala who has been linked with us since he was 12 and playing for Dar Es Salam Roaring Lions. He has been the revelation of the season in the Seychelles premier league. 😉
*Tanzania premier league
When sp*rs let Defoe go and keep Adebaywhore instead then you know they can’t be saved….
how da hell did they manage to get 8m for that old goal hanging overrated little scrag??
I told you already about that name! You’re not being fair to the honest whores!
Can we get Defoe? Pretty sure a bench striker to come in and score substitute goals is exactly what we need.
his videos on youtube are really very encouraging..good talent..has a way with refrees though..!! 😉
He is a monster on FM too
fully behind this signing. reliably informed he too hates Na$ri, as he should.
Enjoyed seeing him kicked today
finally some real reinforcements!
Is Aron Ramsey the A.A.RON in that substitute teacher skit but all grown up? Just wondering
Key and Peele have a whole squad we could sign!
anyone finds his downward moustache thingy disturbing :/
I dont trust Americans
To be fair, they probably don’t trust you either.
Give it 5 minutes for this to appear as an ‘EXCLUSIVE’ on Mail Sport.
I don’t think so because no one gives a toss do they ?
Arsenal are overloaded with md players. Wenger shd go for a central defender or striker.
Not sure what’s worse, this article or the people that believe it..
Must say i wasted 5 minutes Googling before it dawned…
Definitely Wagnar Out!!!
The comments are now officially the funniest part of this article. That isn’t to say the article is bad, but the comments in which people give away that they don’t get the joke are hilarious.
top, top quality
Welcome to Arsenal McCringleberry!
It will be dench
If Wenger thinks some kid from MLS is gonna make us champions he can fuck off now
Woah! woah! did u hit your head?
Atleast check him out on youtube,Quality signing,If there is anyone who can teach him to tackle with is feet,instead of his hands and body ,its le prof,WE HIT THE GOLD HERE GUYS! 😉
He’s better than Kalou.
Typical unknowledgable Arsenal fan
1- it’s a joke article
3- MLS isn’t that bad
4- HINGLE MCCRINGLEBERRY ISNT REAL
What about Father Christmas?
I think it’s disturbing that somebody thought that a name like ‘Hingle McCringleberry’ was plausible. Try that with commentary; ‘It’s, yes, it ca’t be, it is, it’s Hingle McCringleberry to win it!’.
There are lots of people named that in the states. Both my wife and mother have that name.
I’m McCringleberry and so’s my wife
top top snatch by wenger.
Well, if this is true we’ve just bought ourselves the title.
On few occasions I miss the joke at Arseblog and get confused when it’s serious or not.
Gladly I know I’m ITK this time (God bless twitter), this kid should turn out an awesome player for us!
This is the last time I ever visit this site. Get a life you fucking moron cunts because this is not funny at all.
you’ll be sorely missed. you know, like the way an idiot misses the point
Who’d have thought it’d be a West Ham fan most upset?
I’m sure Trevor will enjoy that West Ham have just signed Eeeee Eeeeeeeee. Relegation saviour, that one.
With his name i genuinly thought this was another arseblog joke.
If it’s a joke I don’t get it.
Life is too short not to understand jokes…. Juz laugh along mate
Great signing!!! I heard he is TGMFEL. We are definitely winning a treble this year. COYG!!!
You didn’t make mention of the partnership that was hence struck between Arsenal &Carolina Rhinos who have been known to produce top “soccer” talents over the years.
Does he look like a basketball player tk someone else? And I don’t think we need ANOTHER young striker. We already have apkom, campbell and sanogo. We need an experienced player.
Arseblog said he is a midfielder not a striker
We should sign the guy with the construction sound in his name. He’s awesome.
Have get him out of prison first.
“Arsenal announces partnership with major law firm to free top footballing talents from their confinements. Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger stated on the subject, ‘Now you understand why I say it is difficult finding top top talent in the market and players we want are unavailable, we need to work hard so we can build a squad that will compete at the top for years to come.'”
That might work. After all, the Detroit Tigers signed Ron Leflore out of a prison league and he had a fine major league career. Let’s get some scouts into Pentonville and Wormwood Scrubs.
Not sure if this is a joke ??
As a charlotte gooner it is good to see the squad appreciating the raw talent available in the suburbs of North America. Vai tomar no cu! Hahah great article
so you are in charlotte (USA). and you don’t know the face? Do you watch comedy centrals Key & Peele. famous for Obama & his anger translator luthor comedy impersonations.
I live in the US and can confirm they look alike (obviously so much that you just mixed them up). Don’t feel bad though, just enjoy the new signing. This lad is a top, top real actual person addition to our squad.
Don’t care how good he is as a player, it’s worth signing him for the name alone. I haven’t had a name on my shirt since I was a kid, but I may have to change that now. What a corker.
Incidentally, I don’t care if he isn’t a footballer. I’m still getting his name on a shirt. Just awesome.
McCringleberry could have a great career at Arsenal, but do we need another Midfield player? Why won’t Arsene invest in the career of a young gifted Central Defender, this position is seriously lacking personnel. A decent world class, established Centre Back is what is needed, not more Midfield players.
not sure if troll, or idiot
Can’t it be both?
I admit, I first glanced at my calendar; nope, it’s not April 1.
does he even have any under 18/19/20/ international caps?
the likelihood of him gaining a UK work permit is absolutely nil for at least the next 3+ years…
That will be great. we need KEY & PEELE on our team
Maybe, I’m being thick, but is this a joke – he is an American Football player..
You’re not thick, he is indeed an American Football player…. well spotted!
K&P is just a cover up…
While we at it,why dont we sign Hanker McWanker.
what is our great club doing in order to see our striking force is well reenforce?
I was really hoping we’d sign his teammate L’Carpetron Dookmarriot. Calming presence in the central defence. Still, McCringleberry will give us speed upfront with Walcott out.
IDK, have you seen Javarius-Jamar Javarinson-Lamar play? His youtube videos showed me how good he is.
“We had always planned a move to Europe at some point”, WE, agents = fucking leeches.
Absofeckinlutely hilarious. I do love you so blogs. To be honest some of the comments are even funnier though. I mean how dumb are some people? 🙂
Is that his real name?
Anyway, shouldn’t Wenger be looking for strokers, not more midfielders?
Steve Brown’s scouted the perfect stroker. See his comment.
Strokers are always needed. Do love a nice stroker. Arsenal ladies apparently have some top quality strokers.
YOU SIGNED BALE, WE SIGNED McCRIN-GLE-BERRY… CRIN-GLE-BERRY…
Can’t believe some of the comments believing this, this is hilarious
Is that his real name?
Anyway, shouldn’t Wenger be looking for strikers, not more midfielders?
Look I know he’s talented and all, but imagine what Saggitariutt Jefferspin could do with a dead ball. I feel Arsene’s missed a trick here…
Think we should sign his rival D’Glester Hardunkachud, on the same team we’d be unbeatable
:O fbhfbvbhfbvhfbvhbvbfvhfdb yeaaaa roooooy
Oh dear, nice work blogs we have some gullible fans alright
Is that Bobby Zamora?
Oh right. I see. I get it. You were lampooning me. It was a simple lampoon.
He just does not give one solitary shit..
I have hear Bobby Bottleservice is out of contract.
But Jeffrey Bumshingle is available, get him instead. Just think Giroud plays a couple of nice balls into Bumshingle, definite score. Well done blogs , class…from a fellow Dublin gooner living in the states.