Arsenal have confirmed that Jack Wilshere has suffered a hairline fracture to his left fibula, and as such will be out of action for a number of weeks.
Early estimates suggest it could be 6-8 weeks, but if we get him back sooner than that then all the better.
“The information you have heard about Jack Wilshere is right,” Arsene Wenger told the official website.
“I had a bad surprise because it is a hairline crack in his fibula that makes him a few weeks out.
“There is minimal damage apart from the bone damage – there is no damage at all apart from that. It was a collision in training and it was all completely accidental.”
Sadly, despite things like this happening at football clubs everywhere since football began, some dip-shitted keyboard warriors have been directing abuse at Gabriel on Twitter – as it’s believed he’s the one with whom Wilshere clashed.
Our advice is:
a) Don’t engage with people who are that stupid – even with all the reason and common sense in the world you can’t get through to someone pigshit thick enough to do that in the first place.
b) Block them so you’ll never have to deal with them again. Don’t RT them. Just don’t give them any publicity or oxygen at all. And hope you never meet them in real life because they’ll probably try to stick one of their paws up your bum.
Get well soon, Jack.